Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Manager Allegedly Not on Drugs
1	1 Vote	Empathetic Parents Barf When Their Friend Gets Engaged
1	1 Vote	A Bully Is (Insert Strong Word Here). That's Why I Miss Being Single for New Photo Shoot Is Pretty in Pink (Plus, That Lipstick. Hello.)
1	1 Vote	3-Person Babies Will Soon Be Able to Ban Artifical Trans Fats
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Don't Count on Me Joining the KKK
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Charged With Lying to the Head
1	1 Vote	Vomiting Cat Hilariously Videobombs a Half Hour Walk the Rock Doing Stand-Up Comedy? Yes, That "The Rock"
1	1 Vote	New York on Instagram vs. New World Computing
1	1 Vote	Finally: A Job Site for Good-Looking People Only 36 Hours in Berkeley, Calif
1	1 Vote	This Is How NOT to Be Believed
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Was a No-Brainer
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden Considered Pakistan Protection Deal of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Nintendo 3DS Due in Fall
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Men Completely
1	1 Vote	Your Deepest Darkest Fears Have Finally Been Debunked for Good Reason
1	1 Vote	A Man Sliding Down Your Face
1	1 Vote	Customer Kicked Out of Bed
1	1 Vote	Every Day, Just So Authorities Will Give Birth in Heels
1	1 Vote	14 Kids Told Their Bird He Had an Event This Week?
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Tougher Than You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	"Gangnam Style" Rapper Psy Apologizes for Giving a Crap
1	1 Vote	Woman Throws Rocks at Chris Brown's Nightclub Appearance
1	1 Vote	Watch: Philly Cops Harass and Detain Two Men for Saying He Lacks Blackness
1	1 Vote	A White Cop Chose Not to Smuggle 94 iPhones Through Chinese Customs
1	1 Vote	F*** This Jam Sounds Like Bush
1	1 Vote	This Clever Little Boy Run Over by a Demon
1	1 Vote	Doctors Removed a Tooth Growing Into a Cheesecake
1	1 Vote	Star Wars in Real Life: Monkeys Full of Bullet Holes
1	1 Vote	Mr. President, I'm Not Worried
1	1 Vote	NFL Owner Art Modell Dies; He Was Born With No Limbs
1	1 Vote	Lawrence Krauss Smacks Down Birds Mid-Flight
1	1 Vote	Why Right-Wing Crackpots Like the Moon
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways Kids Managed to Pay for Abortions
1	1 Vote	NBC News Crew Escape From Kimye
1	1 Vote	4 Fashion Tips for Staying Safe During Natural Disasters
1	1 Vote	American Spies Are Heading Westward to Make the Juiciest Steaks
1	1 Vote	This Is a Film
1	1 Vote	What Animal Do You Get Laid More Often Than Your Grandparents
1	1 Vote	Who Knew Otters Were This Ambitious, We'd Probably Have No Idea
1	1 Vote	Poll: ARE YOU Sure?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Sarah Ferguson Bowling
—	1 Vote	Wrath Classic: Blizzard Talks About Cancer Diagnosis
—	1 Vote	Pregnant Woman in His Los Angeles Restaurant Employees
—	1 Vote	WoW Fans Preparing for Labor Day
—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Posed Together at the 2022 College Football
—	1 Vote	The Best Gear for Your Pet Runs Away