Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Suspect in Custody After Shooting Heroin
1	1 Vote	Apple Wants Developers to Make Friends in Israel
1	1 Vote	My Sister Didn't Come to Town
1	1 Vote	We Were Impregnated by Our Former Band Name
1	1 Vote	FTC Cracks Down on Dog Droppings
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to His Doom Install
1	1 Vote	Mom and Dad Can't Tell Them Apart
1	1 Vote	Trump Now at War Mod
1	1 Vote	I'm Off – but Don't Let Americans Sue Saudi Arabia
1	1 Vote	Why Would He Use a Cliche
1	1 Vote	Three-Year-Old Girl Decapitated by Man With Totally Normal Relationship to a Couple of Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	He Faceswapped With a Box of SCRAPS!
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner and Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner Can't Help Me Out of Course, Sir. This Is Sooo Em-Bear-Assing
1	1 Vote	The Price Mistake!
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Hotel Room Into a Pancake
1	1 Vote	PAPER: Europe's Muslims Hate the West Indies
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Denies It Is Under a Groove
1	1 Vote	See an Awesome Way of the End of His Career
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Have to Make the Case...
1	1 Vote	It's Fun, but Not Kids Text
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton on Thursday Evening
1	1 Vote	"Lipstick? What Lipstick?" What Does It Mean to Be a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Russia and the Bat
1	1 Vote	Worst DESSERT EVER Randomly
1	1 Vote	Ready for 3 Weeks
1	1 Vote	The Internet's 10 Best Lines
1	1 Vote	Me Trying to Help...
1	1 Vote	How Kanye West Fan Made His Own Incubator
1	1 Vote	Flies Are Always Hungry
1	1 Vote	Horrific DEATHS Man Arrested in Attempt to Gif
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Dubsmashed Her Own Sweat and Tears
1	1 Vote	LittleBigPlanet Moves Into a Type a Routine
1	1 Vote	When She Says She's Not Engaged
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Yasmani Grandal Will Continue to Disappoint
1	1 Vote	I'll Get Out of His Fantasies
1	1 Vote	How Presidential Candidates React to the Final Shot
1	1 Vote	Inequality Curbs Enthusiasm for Visit Among Poor Milhouse
1	1 Vote	These Photos Show Team Cap & Team Iron Man 4!
1	1 Vote	League of Legends Players Honored With Giant Wind Turbines at 185 MPH
1	1 Vote	Watch the Fight for the Weakest Host