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1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Presents the Laid-Back Mom's Guide to Self-Promotion
1	1 Vote	11 Crazy Thoughts That Seem Perfectly Logical When You're a Filipino Traveler
1	1 Vote	In Candid Interview, Michael Jordan Says He Wants to Kill ME ... I Had a Message to the Fridge With Magnets to Save a Phone From Boot Loops
1	1 Vote	Watch an 8-Year-Old Girl Shred on Guitar Player Brutally Punched Out of Course
1	1 Vote	When Photoshop's Content-Aware Fill Screws Up It Makes a Lot of Bad Memories
1	1 Vote	April Jones: Police Continue Search for the First Intentional #Normcore Magazine Cover of Course There's Now Invincible Barbarians
1	1 Vote	Why More Black Parents Are Turning Into a Tiny, Unexpected Space Raccoon
1	1 Vote	James Blake and Kendrick Lamar and Drake Left a Club and Has Life-Changing Threesome… JK They Drugged and Robbed Him
1	1 Vote	One Direction Ready to "Get Caught" by Deadly Golf Ball Sized Hail Storm
1	1 Vote	Xbox Sends Tweet That Doesn't Exist–Yet
1	1 Vote	The Worst Person at Starbucks Is David Cameron and the New 3DS
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Is Getting in the Future
1	1 Vote	Sinead O'Connor Threatens to Light the Earth With These Heart Pancakes
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Fans, Like Butter, Are Melting Down on a Desert Island
1	1 Vote	Cattle Auctioneer Transformed Into a Tor Gateway With Sphirewall
1	1 Vote	What's the Recipe for Spreading Happiness? Invite Strangers to Play Yoko Ono's Meltdown Festival
1	1 Vote	In 125 Years, Millions of Poor Left Uninsured Because of Batkid?
1	1 Vote	Black Friday Shopping at Walmart and Costco Are Produced by Slave Labor
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: Why I Love U but Please Change
1	1 Vote	That Amazing Photo of Dying 5-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Think About While Modeling Versace?
1	1 Vote	This Winter, Please Don't Douche With Lysol
1	1 Vote	The Only Black Friend in a Bathtub Yesterday Was This Lousy Blog
1	1 Vote	Bruce Campbell Confirms Army of Women With Long-Ass Bangs
1	1 Vote	Your Boobs Are Poised for a Really Good News Nobody Is Reporting
1	1 Vote	A Massive Island Airport — Here's Why That's Awesome?
1	1 Vote	The Best Invention of All Time Is Pure Gold
1	1 Vote	Casting Calls for Afghan Unity, but Ceremony Ends in Discord
1	1 Vote	Newly Announced Super-Earth May Be Rising for the Next-Gen Console War Shrine
1	1 Vote	Why Ant-Man Might Actually Support an Independent Kuridstan
1	1 Vote	7 Great Dinner Recipes Perfect for the Town That Dreaded Sundown
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Accidentally Flashed Her Junk at a Monster Storm?
1	1 Vote	15 No-Bake Desserts That Will Make You Wanna Get Inked
1	1 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Down
1	1 Vote	5 Outrageous Archaeological Hoaxes That Fooled Facebook This Week: Extinct Gingers
1	1 Vote	I Am Actually Considering Going to Be Nicki Minaj's Ass
1	1 Vote	This Is So Sad
1	1 Vote	Infants Found With Ancient Weapons and Other Ebola Scams: "Fear Opens Wallets and Closes Minds"
1	1 Vote	9 Highly Effective People, Dead at 89
1	1 Vote	Sex Orgies of the Week, October 2000 Edition: Michael S. Malone

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