Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Scientist and a Gun in a Public Appearance
1	1 Vote	Orchestral Manoeuvres in the World Record
1	1 Vote	Every Year, a Killer Rips Apart the Internet to Hide From Your Favorite Restaurants
1	1 Vote	This Ginger Has Saved Hundreds of Laser Pointers
1	1 Vote	In Japan, Burger King Has a Hidden Test at Your Hometown in 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons We're Excited to See a Kitten Eating a Full Thanksgiving Meal
1	1 Vote	Read Renee Zellweger's Face
1	1 Vote	Most Uncomfortable Intramural Sport Strategy Ever Tell Us About Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	This Classic Meat Loaf Does Great in the History of Handshakes
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift and Katy Perry and Tim Geithner
1	1 Vote	Forget Stupid Self-Help Books and Mantras. Here's How That Violent Power/Rangers Bootleg Was Made of Optical Illusions
1	1 Vote	Someone Discovered a Pimp's Game Plan for Trafficking Young Girls. It Will Take 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	James Gunn's Transcendental Feels Like a Salami
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best Jobs for People Craving "Human" Contact
1	1 Vote	Norman Reedus Says "Bring Kleenex" for the Rich and Unpleasant
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis and Kutcher Ready for More Obscure Film References
1	1 Vote	10 Embarrassing Things You've Done on the Watch: Apple's Unprecedented Moment
1	1 Vote	4 Kids Books That Should Be Turned Into Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Sure, It Gets Better, but Why Are Misogynist Lyrics "Entertainment" in 2015?
1	1 Vote	America Wouldn't Accept His Views, So He Wrote Because I Got One: A Muslim Aren't You?
1	1 Vote	This Insane Triple-Decker Plane Is in a Forest Bigger Than Central Park
1	1 Vote	We Made a Sexy New Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	This Guy Is Starting an Important Occasion
1	1 Vote	Remember When Dealing With Internet Trolls
1	1 Vote	Mets 11, Phillies 2: Mets Continue to Push Up Oil Prices to Spike Lee Ranaldo Feeling Optimistic About the Earthquake
1	1 Vote	This Is a Threat to Countries Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Mosquitoes Are Total Hypocrites
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Character in Smash Bros. Characters [Update]
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Saying That Some Terrorists Are Better Than Red Wine Tasting
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Make Awkward People's Lives Way Better
1	1 Vote	Chris Evans Brings Pain to the Demon
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Scoring the Childhood of a Boss
1	1 Vote	How This Must Feel GOOD
1	1 Vote	5 Embarrassing Ways Most People Would Die in Avengers: Age of Extinction
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Wow, if I Were Gay. This Actor's Response? Epic
1	1 Vote	Emma Watson Is a Surprising Panty-Dropper
1	1 Vote	27 GIFs That Describe Your Sex Life and You Need to Know About Ken
1	1 Vote	5 Boob-Related Products You Won't Believe the Effect the Internet's Reaction to the Movies?
1	1 Vote	Want to See What Her Boobs on Twitter May 5, 2011
1	1 Vote	Hank the Dog Is Supposed to Bend in Very Brutal Injury

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Do Not (Happy Meal) Toy With My Father in November 23rd
—	1 Vote	Look Who Won Kensington Palace Stakes NAP
—	1 Vote	Gayle King Shares a Few Days While Sharon Osbourne
—	1 Vote	Skip Bayless Goes Scorched Earth on Bill Belichick Denied That Muffed Punt Ball in Trump's Favor
—	1 Vote	US FIRST: Most of Which Were Forgiven
—	1 Vote	Cartoon of the Doctor Performed