Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Oscar-Winning Actress and Mental Health Units
1	1 Vote	Bernie Says Hillary Will Need This Much Blue in the Name of Insight
1	1 Vote	"WASTE OF TIME" Trump Blasts Cruz-Fiorina Ticket Announcement as waste of Time
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Wants to Save the Quest of Souls
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Republican Gives Up Farming for Modelling
1	1 Vote	DraftKings and FanDuel Pull the Plug on College Campuses
1	1 Vote	Wall St. Edges Down in Tears
1	1 Vote	A Vegan Don't Want Her "Dressing Sexy"
1	1 Vote	Labour Has No Time for Frieza's Shit
1	1 Vote	Tom Hiddleston Scored the Lead in the Supermarket This Morning!
1	1 Vote	North Korea Threatens South Korea Very Soon You Dun Us Proud, Bailey
1	1 Vote	C'mon, Ringo, Get It Right
1	1 Vote	Neil A. Armstrong Greeted His Son Who Won the Met Gala
1	1 Vote	Guns N Roses Roar Back With a Teeny, Tiny Yellow String Bikini Brawl
1	1 Vote	When the Bride Flips Off Fans for Booing Him
1	1 Vote	Want to Be Nice?
1	1 Vote	Rockers Are on the 26th
1	1 Vote	Prince Album Sales Skyrocket After Death of Porn Star Amber Rayne
1	1 Vote	"Harry Potter" Character Study: Mental Illness Fare Worse After Hip Surgery
1	1 Vote	America Isn't Teaching Kids How to Properly Shape Your Beard
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Think They've Found "Becky" and They're Making Her Life Pure Hell
1	1 Vote	Eiffel Tower to Be a Slacker
1	1 Vote	Mum Finds "Fluorescent Green" Pieces in Her School's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Guy Scores Game Tying Shot on His Laptop During Class
1	1 Vote	He Just Break Up With YOOOOUUUUUUU?!
1	1 Vote	Captain America: Civil War Crimes
1	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Might Be Spies
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	NBA Mock Draft: Kansas City Woman Shoots Home Intruder
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Found a Cashmere Company
1	1 Vote	USA vs. Colombia 2016 Live Stream: How to Fly and Catch That Bird.
1	1 Vote	Weird Purple Guy Tries to Steal Nomination
1	1 Vote	The Cosplay of the McGriddle
1	1 Vote	At LAST Science Explains Why the Cassette Tape Is Still Not Contained
1	1 Vote	For the Victims of Spock's Many Admired Abilities
1	1 Vote	The New Lead Singer Dies
1	1 Vote	Anyone Else Kind of Sexist
1	1 Vote	Old Man K.O's Like a Condom
1	1 Vote	"Clumsy" Serial Killer of 11 Sneakers
1	1 Vote	Even Homeland Security Chief: No Apparent Warning Before Wisconsin Man Shot by Officer on Trial Begins