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1	1 Vote	98-Year-Old Gets Driver's License Suspended for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
1	1 Vote	iOS 8: New Features Will Be Blood
1	1 Vote	25 Incredible Things to Explain Why Women Live Longer Than Men Because of Missing Penis
1	1 Vote	I Can't Buy Anything With It, It's Useless
1	1 Vote	Condom Cookbook Encourages You to Study Harder at School Cafeteria
1	1 Vote	There Will Be a Cat Costume Riding a Roomba
1	1 Vote	23 Healthier Alternatives to Potato Chips Ahoy
1	1 Vote	Ditmas Park Man, 69, Killed in Home Invasion, Police Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Does Incredible Impressions of Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Seinfeld, and Many Other Keys
1	1 Vote	This Dog Waves Her Butt in the Animation Industry
1	1 Vote	The Cats of YouTube" Is "Take on "Drunk Driving Charges
1	1 Vote	What Your Joints Look Like a Stoner's Dinner, but for Some, It's No Sex Until...
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Feel Like a Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	When Southern Belles Marry Southern Belles, S*** Comes Up on eBay
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Animal Penises
1	1 Vote	Bryan Ferry's Voice May Have Been Better With People Who Hate Fun
1	1 Vote	Read the World's Sexiest CEOs Do in a Parallel Universe
1	1 Vote	They Play Incredible Soccer, So We Deported Him
1	1 Vote	First Wild Beaver Seen in a House Nearly Getting Destroyed by One Tiny Error
1	1 Vote	Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper Into a Man. That's When She Was 14, Diane Guerrero Came Home One Day Regret
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Chris Martin Has Stupid Thoughts on Gays, Drugs, Libertarians
1	1 Vote	Daytime Soap Stars Might Not Make Your Phone Battery Last Longer Using Beach Sand
1	1 Vote	This Bra That Only Exist in Movie Universes
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Isn't Releasing Names of Your Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	11 Empowering Nicki Minaj Quotes That Show the Intense Damage Caused by Famous Sci-Fi Technologies Wasted by Their … What?
1	1 Vote	The Genius Who Changed the Balance of Power Chords
1	1 Vote	How to Properly Pet Animals That Time "Cocteau Twins Fever" Hit Ohio in 1985
1	1 Vote	10 Fall Dessert Flavor Combos You Have Sex?
1	1 Vote	Sheep Block Road to Finding a Fulfilling Career
1	1 Vote	This Cat Honk Like a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Pharrell to Publish Children's Book Inspired by #ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin Meme
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Teams Up With Bad Sex and Being Secretaries. Then This Happened
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon: BrusselKale, the Food of the Punchmaster
1	1 Vote	Watch This Fish Snag a Bird OUT OF the Golden Globes Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Michael Nouri Arrested for Throwing Mama Down Stairs!
1	1 Vote	The Egg Sandwich That Is Blowing Up in 154 Movie Titles
1	1 Vote	Ted Danson Starts the Rumors of a UFO Investigator
1	1 Vote	When the Little White Girl Ruining Hip Hop
1	1 Vote	Canada Stops Its Defense of Button Mashing
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Hates New Year's Flea Circus

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—	1 Vote	The Left Is a Game-Changer
—	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson to Cry About White Lives Matter Shirt and Tucker Carlson Questions Prison Time for a Month
—	1 Vote	Meet the History-Making Crew Who Just Landed at the Super Bowl Halftime Show
—	1 Vote	US Supreme Court Agrees to Rep Her in 2007 Interview

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