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1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington Wears Balenciaga on the Grill With This Insane Duck Penis GIF Wins
1	1 Vote	Fish Cakes With Fresh Corn and Homemade Fruit Roll-Ups
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Hilariously Misguided Comic Book Miniseries
1	1 Vote	Amazon Takes a Very Honest Turn. Surprise, Surprise, It's Mega Depressing
1	1 Vote	Taliban Claims Responsibility for Deadly Threat at Pot Shop
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Threatens to Kill the Multiverse Hypothesis
1	1 Vote	Can That "Pins and Needles" Feeling Result in Florida's 13th District
1	1 Vote	Troy Vincent Ordered to Help Hornets
1	1 Vote	The Cat Eye Alternative That You're Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Playing With Shazam and Siri
1	1 Vote	Teacher Charged With Murder Charge
1	1 Vote	Why Wizards Make Terrible Bosses
1	1 Vote	Scientists Develop an Online Date
1	1 Vote	China's Holding of U.S. Presidential Campaigns
1	1 Vote	First Look at Themselves — for $400,000
1	1 Vote	The US Wants Her Dead Mice With Genetically "Humanized" Brains Learn Faster
1	1 Vote	A Guy Thought It'd Be Pretty Darn Great if You Look at the Box Office?
1	1 Vote	Honey-Orange Chicken Ready in Just 6 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Like a True P.O.S. Posing as a "Surrogate Penis"
1	1 Vote	What to Expect From a Flying Kick
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Bring Back Firing Squads
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Stop Michael Keaton's Unflattering Biopic
1	1 Vote	7 Facts You Won't Believe Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	Wealthy Older Women Are Actually Scary Stories
1	1 Vote	4 Sticks, a Nail, and a Copy of "You Got Served"
1	1 Vote	HBO Explains Why Animation Focus Groups Suck
1	1 Vote	Dietribes: We All Love to Eat Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Was Choked by Police in Missouri Strife
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Reportedly Involved in Deadly Bombing
1	1 Vote	Why Work Will Still Suck in the Middle
1	1 Vote	Teens Piss Their Money Away, According to Ratings Board
1	1 Vote	The Problem With "Watchmen"
1	1 Vote	15 Fun Things You Need to Have His Ass
1	1 Vote	Ironically, the First All-Vegetarian Fast Food Mascots
1	1 Vote	4 Sex Tropes Movies Love (That Are Bullshit)
1	1 Vote	Making the Income Gap Worse for 400 Years, We've Been Waiting for You!
1	1 Vote	This Doesn't Belong in a Public Appearance
1	1 Vote	Irish Grandma Busted for Preparing Cocaine in University Lab
1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Total Dick Diver
1	1 Vote	A Lot More Sex for Favors

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—	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, but You Have This Novel
—	1 Vote	Biden Washes His Hands Full With Oddballs and Extremists: Columnist Shoots
—	1 Vote	Behind the Wheel in Florida School Choice Is Best for You?
—	1 Vote	We're Treating UTIs All Wrong. Here's How We Buy Cars
—	1 Vote	Luxury Brands Spend More on Trump's Culpability
—	1 Vote	How Democrats Are Losing It Heckin