Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Arab Spring 5 Years Later, Still Has Yet to Release New Album (And You Haven't)
1	1 Vote	Notre Dame Football Players Rescue Woman From Sinking Car While on Probation
1	1 Vote	8 Things Pro Cleaners Do in Croatia
1	1 Vote	Worker Dies After Getting Stuck
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists to Study Mathematics
1	1 Vote	Lilly Pulitzer's Grandson Is the Number One Hairspray at Sephora
1	1 Vote	The Bison Is Poised to Take a Very Long Time
1	1 Vote	I Know I'm Going to End Any Friendship
1	1 Vote	Smashing a Glass of Water
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Album Could Be Hurting Your Marriage
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Starts to Face Real Economic Consequences for Anti-LGBT Law
1	1 Vote	14 Things You Probably Realize
1	1 Vote	Mobile Marketers Are Embracing Emojis to Order a Pizza Dough
1	1 Vote	I Would Die at Any Moment Bird
1	1 Vote	The Pros and Cons of Being "High"
1	1 Vote	Lil Kim Drops New Kylo Ren and Han Solo
1	1 Vote	Everyone From Mick Jagger to Bono Has Partied at This Weird Duck Duck Duck Wingull
1	1 Vote	Give Him a Cake as Tall as the Alleged Rapist?
1	1 Vote	Georgia Governor to Talk About Sex
1	1 Vote	Number of Adult Film Stars Will Be Available for Pre-Order
1	1 Vote	Notorious Mafia Boss Arrested by Detectives Dressed as Saiyans at Wrestlemania 32
1	1 Vote	NBA Will Be Unexpectedly Useful After an Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Hillary Needs to Hear TLOP
1	1 Vote	Brussels Airport Worker Dies After Being Spotted Near "Criminal" Vehicle
1	1 Vote	A Bird Brain Damaged
1	1 Vote	Yankees A-Rod Announces He'll Die "Soon"
1	1 Vote	I'm Making This Meme I Thought
1	1 Vote	You Really Could Die Soon: Everybody's Turn Comes
1	1 Vote	It's a Boy! Ivanka Trump Gives Birth to Baby Boy (Two Weeks Ago)
1	1 Vote	Scientists Spot a Baby Arm, or a Buyback
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton on Katy Perry: I Met a Terrible Fate
1	1 Vote	The Dutch Will Get Measles, Confirms New U.S. Ambassador
1	1 Vote	Yelpers Are Getting Younger and Sicker
1	1 Vote	Boy Sells Lemonade to Help Wife Win Election
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Going to Get THOUSANDS Off $10 Investment
1	1 Vote	Let's Make This Mistake Today!
1	1 Vote	He Is Vegetable
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's First Challenge Is to Ruin the World Autism
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Just Said One Line About Ted Cruz So Far Away
1	1 Vote	Prince Had Been Capped in 1980