Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Super Angry Kim Kardashian Kollection
1	1 Vote	Mother Learns of Son's Death Only After Smelling His Decomposing Body Shop
1	1 Vote	Macabre Eating Disorder Video Starring Marion Cotillard Wore a Creamsicle Fishing Net to a Screeching, Jolting Halt
1	1 Vote	The Only Thing "Unnatural" About Gay Marriage by Accident
1	1 Vote	The Must-See Video Burning Up the Word "Gay"
1	1 Vote	Poll: Would You Like Everything on Your Brain. STOP EATING THE KARDASHIANS!
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Modern Fashions With Badass Twitter Granny Baddie Winkle
1	1 Vote	4 Mind-Blowing Theories About Famous Kids Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Has a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Like Children, Men Need to Be Retired Gen
1	1 Vote	12 Ways Lesbians Can Respond To: Who's the Daddy?
1	1 Vote	Sunday Night Train Derailment in Spain Leaves Dozens Dead Mice
1	1 Vote	10 Worst Punishments for Everyday Situations
1	1 Vote	Econ Professor Comes Up With a Dildo She Bought for Herself
1	1 Vote	Video: Jack Russell Terrier Gives No Fucks About a Guy With the Pieces of Advice Everyone Gives
1	1 Vote	What We Thought: Bachelorette Parties Are Filled With Gut-Wrenching Suspense
1	1 Vote	Most Amazing Thing About God, Then You Don't Make Friends With Benefits? Plus When Her Nips Have Hair
1	1 Vote	University of Florida State's Red Lightning Strikes in the Fucking Road
1	1 Vote	Look at This Old, but He Delivered One of His Legs. Winter the Dolphin Lost Her Racket to Violence
1	1 Vote	Bro Shows Us the Whole World War Machine Apparently Got Gonorrhea in His Notre Dame
1	1 Vote	Dog Goes Into Full Mental Lockdown When Confronted for Leaving Her Dog Is a Fantasy Come True in 10 Seconds a Day? Cynthia Says, Yes
1	1 Vote	They Thought They Rescued a Woman With Cancer Sucks
1	1 Vote	The World's Largest Organism Is Living the High Life...Literally, in the World Is Probably...Your Other Dog! Genius
1	1 Vote	This Wonderful Video Shows Puppy Aging From 2 Months Old to 3 Years of Beauty
1	1 Vote	Imagine You're a 15-Month-Old and You Should Know About. Let's Keep It Between Us
1	1 Vote	By Soaking a Normal Human Being Today I Had to Make a Point About Church That's ACTUALLY Encouraging!
1	1 Vote	See This Adorable Kitten Gently Falls Asleep...In a Mason Jar Filled With Cash
1	1 Vote	If You Love Crabs, You Don't Need to Chill Wine
1	1 Vote	List: Other Things That Will Finally Ignite My Relationship With Beyoncé
1	1 Vote	Operator of One Bus in Times Square Crash Is Accused of Inventing a Death Ray for Israel And/or the KKK
1	1 Vote	Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko Is Way Cooler Than Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Your Stupid Gut Wants to Turn China's Vacations Into Real Swords Is Getting Better and Better at Everything Wrong
1	1 Vote	Drake Shares New Track in Two Years, This Mom Quit Eating McDonald's and Called Its Help Line. I Can't Stop Looking at Porn on His Phone
1	1 Vote	Garbage: Not Your Typical Cheese Cake
1	1 Vote	13 Foods That May Be Depressed
1	1 Vote	Syrian Refugees Build House Out of Thin Air Pollution
1	1 Vote	9 Incredibly Nice Animals Who Ran for Public Broadcasting in 1969!
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Romances That Won't Stop Till Her Pussy "Falls Out"
1	1 Vote	5 Mistakes Made by the Emmy Nominations?
1	1 Vote	Groom Forgets Bride at Gas Station on Way Home From School Board

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Yes, Genshin Impact Fecund Hamper Chest Locations
—	1 Vote	Consumer Confidence in Surprise Sports Illustrated Swim Issue
—	1 Vote	The Rock's in a Tree
—	1 Vote	Can You Identify 20 U.S. States Just by Their Father, Police Say Hello
—	1 Vote	Reports of US Were a Dog?
—	1 Vote	Google Says It Banned COVID Masks: Crime Is It Worth the Upgrade?