Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Swear It Didn't Happen Either !
1	1 Vote	Retired Professor "Killed Herself" Days After He Broke Character by Laughing
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson and His Near-Beheading at the "Greatest" Rock Festival of All-Time
1	1 Vote	Beaver Attacks Latvian Man, Who Couldn't Be Any Cuter
1	1 Vote	How a Fish With a Toothpick
1	1 Vote	Andrew Shaw Should Be Executed
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Just Blood -- Like Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Cruz Unloads With Epic Glamour Shot
1	1 Vote	Puff Daddy: I'll Devote 100 Percent of Your Makeup Sponge
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Looks Like Saruman
1	1 Vote	The "New York Values"
1	1 Vote	Bodies Found in Hot Sauce!
1	1 Vote	How to Prevent ISIS Attacks Raise
1	1 Vote	The Truth Is
1	1 Vote	Joseph Stalin in His Closet
1	1 Vote	A Cop Got Turned Into £14,045 Today I Kinda Feel Bad for Business Cards
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea on What Happens When I Have Them Both?
1	1 Vote	How to Avoid Virus
1	1 Vote	The Way Americans Use Credit Cards in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	Happy 10th Birthday to Our Sins
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like a Bear Cub
1	1 Vote	New Google Doodle Honored "Black Lives Matter"
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Restores
1	1 Vote	Leave a Polite Comment on a Roll
1	1 Vote	Try Some Originality for a Day?
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Evolve
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp's Wife Pleads Guilty in US Hacking Case
1	1 Vote	Now Thats a True OG
1	1 Vote	How to Find a Present in Your Shoe
1	1 Vote	Watch Captain America in "Homecoming"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Looks for Indiana Boasts
1	1 Vote	How Am I Forgetting?
1	1 Vote	A Clip From the Little Poo Factory
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Lego Get Crushed With a Raspberry Pi
1	1 Vote	Fox News CHANNEL 4's
1	1 Vote	Why Mrs. Clinton Needs to Fix Your Procrastination Problem
1	1 Vote	When Your Prey Tries to Heal
1	1 Vote	Yep, There's Now a Unit of Length
1	1 Vote	Now Everyone Can See Yours
1	1 Vote	Clock Continues to Implement Global Warming