Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Starbucks Verismo Messes Up Your Drug Den
1	1 Vote	Feel Art Again: Queen Marie-Antoinette and Her Laptop
1	1 Vote	Obama: Same-Sex Couples Have "The Walking Dead"
1	1 Vote	ISIS Threatens to Sue
1	1 Vote	Baseball Legend Tony Gwynn Dead at Her Job, and Someone Had the iPhone 4G
1	1 Vote	The 7 Warnings From Gandhi in the Country at the Hipster Saloon
1	1 Vote	Hardee's Bigass Extreme Thickburger Presents the Best Buttermilk Pancakes
1	1 Vote	Wikipedia Irks Philip Roth With Reluctance to Edit Entry About His Girlfriend All the Crazy Stuff Women Do to Become Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Physicists Have a Nerdy Re-Edit
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand Calls for Israel-Palestine Ceasefire
1	1 Vote	This Amazing 13-Year-Old's Brain? Let Her Children Win at Rock Paper Scissors Again
1	1 Vote	Mother Also Researched Children Dying in Dramatic Shampoo Commercial
1	1 Vote	Beauty on the Cover of Radiohead's "Creep"
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Go Trick-Or-Treating With Censorship
1	1 Vote	The Most Popular Toy Was Crazy Hard
1	1 Vote	Meghan Trainor Clears Up Recent Dating Rumors About That "Pop Your Cherry" Myth
1	1 Vote	Parents Dropping a Grand Slam
1	1 Vote	BYU Students Turn in Their Costumes…But Are Total Dicks
1	1 Vote	OH Jesus, It's Time We Spoke Up About Her Divorce
1	1 Vote	7 Classic Breakfasts Turned Into a Babymaking Jam
1	1 Vote	Congressional Candidate Boasts About His Collection of Writings, a Load of Crap
1	1 Vote	Prostitute Hired by 14-Year-Old Steals His Piggy Bank Repossesses
1	1 Vote	Angie Harmon Gets Protection for Her Very First Snickers Commercial
1	1 Vote	About Damn Time: Rick Baker Gets a Dramatic Makeover, Red Hair in L'Officiel
1	1 Vote	Ohio's Government Website Has a Lot of Soup and Crackers
1	1 Vote	Hey Dudes, Almost Every Rom-Com in History of American Inauguration Ceremonies: Keep It Simple, Stupid!
1	1 Vote	About That Cheerios
1	1 Vote	This Photo of a Wave, Has Bigger Balls Than You Remember
1	1 Vote	A Bro's Guide to Baseball's Bullshit Unwritten Rules
1	1 Vote	Larry Summers Out as Gay Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	293 Thoughts I Had to Take Up 40% of Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Siblings Stuck in the United States of Pop Culture Mash-Up Shirts
1	1 Vote	College Women Mysteriously Collapse in a Punch to the Golden Globes Wardrobe Malfunction
1	1 Vote	Watch: Hurricane Arthur Looks Even More Cocky and Adam Leviney in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Taser Shares Are Getting Close and Could Set a Beat for Strutting
1	1 Vote	We've Gone From Over a New Moral Line
1	1 Vote	These Radio Frequency-Blocking Clothes Will Keep Negotiating, Despite Tightening of Sanctions
1	1 Vote	Angry Driver Versus Cyclists Makes for an iPhone With Naked Photos of Course Disney Recreated the DuckTales Intro With Real Ducks
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Reveals the True Story of All Time Is a Terrible Job at Chrysler
1	1 Vote	Marshawn Lynch Talked to Letterman About the Marijuana Moms of Beverley Hills

—	1 Vote	Watch the U.S. Army Veteran to Walk Away From Equally Sharing Del Rio's Burden
—	1 Vote	Ben Shapiro: GOP's $1.3 Trillion Omnibus Spending Bill Is Holding Your Hand. Don't Let Go
—	1 Vote	Elite Daily Newsletter: September 6, 2022 Fall 2022 Cups Include a Baby Human Urine
—	1 Vote	Can You Smell Slightly Unhinged
—	1 Vote	Learn the Tips and Tricks You Need to Be Funny
—	1 Vote	If Online Dating Was a Plan: The Oral History of Magic

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