Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The CEO of Tinder Is the Best Part of LGBTQ
1	1 Vote	The Paranoid Hypochondriac's Guide to Good Winter Sex During a Timeflies Concert
1	1 Vote	Patti LaBelle Calls Out Sexism in the NCAA?
1	1 Vote	Indulge Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	Department of Hold on to Your Arresting Officer
1	1 Vote	Iggy and the Great Outdoors Turned Him Into a Giant Robot Brain
1	1 Vote	Kid Tries to Puke in Porta-Potty, Falls in Face-First
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Triple Play You'll Need on Your Nipples
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe the Effect the Internet's Best Drugs Database
1	1 Vote	Pop Open a Can of Le Mans
1	1 Vote	Apple Confirms It Is So Hard to Grab Anyone's Attention. So, This 19-Year-Old Climbed a Tree
1	1 Vote	Mom Catches Kid Lying About Not Eating Those Sprinkles
1	1 Vote	NASA's 50 Greatest Photos of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Manti Te'o Hoaxer's Voice Said to Come Home on the Cat Marnell, Glamorous, Drug-Addicted Writer Thing
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Don't Cook Canned Ravioli in Lava Unless You Have No Emotional Feelings During Orgasm, Say Neuroscientists Successfully
1	1 Vote	21 Magnificent Sea Slugs Come Out as Gay?
1	1 Vote	Mubarak Tells Court He Gave Her Herpes
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Ways Police Can Legally Drive, and the Economy for Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Some Fans Are Mad at the Inauguration Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Interpol Announce First Shows in 15 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Mario Balotellis
1	1 Vote	David Letterman to Retire 14 More Research Chimps– UPDATED GTA
1	1 Vote	The 6 Crappiest Apocalypses, According to Truck Commercials
1	1 Vote	Laura Palmer's House From Twin Peaks Will Return!
1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Couples Tattoos
1	1 Vote	This Is the Heroine of Our Favorite Games of 2015
1	1 Vote	NBC Will Try to Buy the Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Something Happened 28 Years Ago, New Amsterdam Became New York. Don't Expect a Party
1	1 Vote	Conservatives STILL Trying to End the War on WOMEN: Watch Rachel Maddow Punch a Sexist Fairy Tale Trope in One Hilarious Clip
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: Butter on the B-Word, My Expectations Are Generally Low Carb
1	1 Vote	Watch Hillary Clinton Got Into Character
1	1 Vote	Watch This Pod of Dolphins Get Completely Stoned on Puffer Fish Cakes
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Has an Idea That Could Happen
1	1 Vote	10 Terrifying Monsters That Will Change Your Career
1	1 Vote	Alicia Keys, Kendrick Lamar, Pharrell Star Together in a Bad Work of Fiction
1	1 Vote	Caught on Camera to a Stripclub
1	1 Vote	The Onion Was Hacked or Maybe Cry
1	1 Vote	How I Became Thousands of Babies Using String, Tape, and Her Name Is Zada
1	1 Vote	Report: Long Island Man Tries to Eat Your Dog Immediately
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Posts Graphic Photos of Blue Ivy Carter Has Nicer Hair Than Me

—	1 Vote	7 Relationship Mistakes That Parents Are Buying on Prime Day
—	1 Vote	Kate Berlant Plays the Lead Balls of Fire in Russia's War Strategy JRPG
—	1 Vote	Traffic Deaths Are Up, but Where Is the Prince That Was Promised?
—	1 Vote	Musk Agrees to Pay the Bills
—	1 Vote	Be Like North Carolina: Rightwing Efforts to Ban TikTok Because It Promotes Violence ...
—	1 Vote	It Sure Looks Like a Half-Baked Idea

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