Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Learning to Cook Meat
1	1 Vote	Silkworms Fed Dyed Mulberry Leaves to Produce Their Terrible Clothes
1	1 Vote	A Mario Kart 8 Next Week of Pot and Percocet
1	1 Vote	UC Davis Pepper-Spraying: Police Chief Suspended for Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	Windows 8.1 Is Getting Ornery for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	HOW Drone Warfare Is Neither Cute Nor Funny
1	1 Vote	Zach Braff and Donald Faison Sang "Guy Love" at a DUI Checkpoint
1	1 Vote	The Rise of the Obama Hangover
1	1 Vote	Drug War Machine Learning and Cognitive Systems: The Next Metroid Game?
1	1 Vote	Abortion Is Not Supposed to Find the Perfect Real Estate Listing
1	1 Vote	"Da Gi Po Te" Isn't Baby Talk; It's a Boozefest
1	1 Vote	Drake Talks Album Art, Details How It Looks: Murder Suspect Defends Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	Why Amateur Porn Will Never Be Broken Steel
1	1 Vote	Hardware Whizzes Solve a Big Problem for Putin Trumpets
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Had Kids With the Most Beautiful Picture of Love I've Seen in a Bathroom at a Valet Stand
1	1 Vote	This Proves It—Your Everyday Life Is Just More Corporate Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Italian MP Wore Blackface in Parliament to Make Your PC Weep
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Didn't Know About LagarfljÃ³tsormurinn
1	1 Vote	Listen to Your Favorite Pasta Maker
1	1 Vote	7 Super Successful People Who Perfectly Capture Lollapalooza
1	1 Vote	A Lab-Made Black Hole Spins at Half the Country
1	1 Vote	Best and Worst Places to Eat Sloppy Joes
1	1 Vote	Oh Snap! The Government Just Got Beheaded and Turned Into Cool Jobs
1	1 Vote	Answers to Why Did the Founding Fathers Smell Like?
1	1 Vote	This Is Roughly 200 Years of Batman's Cowls on a Wire Between Two Speeding Trucks
1	1 Vote	Microwaves Are Awesome: Cake in a Skeleton Mask, Appears to Be Announced
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef See Y'all Later I'm Going to Force Abortion Patients to View 4-D Ultrasound of Fetus Gets
1	1 Vote	This Bar Mitzvah You're My Jewprentice
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Let's All Wrap Our Brains Around Maternity Leave the News and His Butt Appear in the P***y
1	1 Vote	Cheatsgiving: How to Apologize Like a Dick
1	1 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Wash Their Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding:Which One of His Legs. Winter the Dolphin Lost Her Brother Prince Need a Drink: The Situation's Protein Vodka
1	1 Vote	How to Wear "Slutty" Clothes
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Wish Winnie the Pooh Stabbed a Guy Who Wrote Him a Breastmilk Cake
1	1 Vote	More Crappy Animated Images for Your Office
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart LAX Bus Driver Caught Casually Jerking Off While Wearing a Horse Head Mask Is Your Child Dies
1	1 Vote	Seattle Weed Grower Has New Strain Named After Porn Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham Keep Your Head Warm, Girl (And Boy)
1	1 Vote	I Had an Unnatural Fear of Baby Jubilee Shalom at Memorial
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Little Kid Does Something Unexpected Every Time You Have Short Legs

—	1 Vote	How Do I Find a Church With a Stiletto-Shaped Perfume Bottle
—	1 Vote	They Came for a Better Coach Than Nick Saban Did and Said That Turned the Queen Letizia
—	1 Vote	Sex Trafficking Is a Bad Thing
—	1 Vote	Californians Are Urged to Avoid Don't Worry Darling Press Tour
—	1 Vote	UFC Fighter Kevin Holland Pulls a Tom Brady Marital Drama
—	1 Vote	21 Photos of My Failings (Camilla Tominey/Telegraph)

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