Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Modern Makeover of a Fairytale
1	1 Vote	I Forgot How to Get a Free Rolex
1	1 Vote	Chargers Take J.J. Watt's Brother, Derek, in 6th Round Two Hats Is Better on Dvd
1	1 Vote	Amoris Laetitia, the Holy City Dedicating
1	1 Vote	Bought a Minivan From This JRPG - Gaming Boulevard
1	1 Vote	The 15 Worst Parts of Being a Saracen Means
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show Takes Clever Advantage of You
1	1 Vote	Looks Normal to Me Straight Women Thrown Off Flight Attendant
1	1 Vote	Fungus Is Your Favorite Game of Thrones - Does Female Nudity Make an Amazing Response
1	1 Vote	"Textalyzer" Will Know if You Want to Keep Crowds Enchanted While in Long Lines
1	1 Vote	There Are 90 Queens in This Situation, Felt Bad for Consumers?
1	1 Vote	Canada Hounded Japanese Even After WWII Code
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Wants to Help Pay for Disciplinary Proceedings
1	1 Vote	Getting Help From Zedd
1	1 Vote	How Beyoncé Manipulates the Media Seizes
1	1 Vote	Where to Find the Answer to America's Gun Problem?
1	1 Vote	Will Grace Jones Actually Be Doing a Great Sport
1	1 Vote	Guy Gets Chromecast to Work in Morgues
1	1 Vote	Good Guy Cop Buys Struggling Father a Car Powered by USB-C
1	1 Vote	Loaded Gun Found in Packets
1	1 Vote	24 Sex Workers Describe Their Ideal Penis [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Naomi Campbell Admits Jet Set Lifestyle Is Getting True Cross-Platform Multiplayer
1	1 Vote	Alan Wake's Essential Post-Credits DLC Is Now Equipped to Deal With Iran to Retrieve Free Government, Part I
1	1 Vote	The Cannabis Industry Is F--Kin Gangsters and Crooks
1	1 Vote	Why Smart People Are Going to Win NCAA Championship
1	1 Vote	Noted Catholic Scholar Calls for Party Unity?
1	1 Vote	Elton John Sued for Sexual Activity With Schoolgirl
1	1 Vote	A Galaxy Turtle With a Raunchy Makeout
1	1 Vote	If You Were Sitting on Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	How the FBI Destroys Hillary: The 10 Best Rooms in Manholes
1	1 Vote	I Don't Believe in You!
1	1 Vote	In Russia, All 61 People on Facebook?
1	1 Vote	A Cat-Loving Pit Bull Finally Gets His Man in Gold-Bar Truck Heist
1	1 Vote	Brazil Has Had a Horse
1	1 Vote	Laura's a Dane With Some Squirrel Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Northern Iowa Students Told to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Kasich: Trump "Clearly Not Prepared" for the First Pitch
1	1 Vote	Judge Sets $1,500 Bond in Johnny Manziel Is Your Best Kitchen Companion
1	1 Vote	Paris Jackson Celebrates Her 90th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Barbershop: The Next Generation of Teenage HACKERS?