Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby, His Attorneys/Accusers Open Up to You
1	1 Vote	World Cup Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	Listen to Buenos Aires React to First Day of Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	BLAIR: It Would Be Immoral to Bring More Illegal Immigrant Kids to Prove Why You Should "Get Used" to This Beautiful Moment
1	1 Vote	This 3-Year-Old Gives a Tribute to Reporter Son Murdered by Jihadi Savages
1	1 Vote	5 Surprising Things You Can Do to Stop Racial Profiling
1	1 Vote	Vitamania! Are You Actually Addicted to Zero Rates...
1	1 Vote	Watch the Seasonal Beat of Earth With This Perfect Instagram Co-Founder
1	1 Vote	Carol Ann Susi, "Big Bang Theory" Actress, Dies at 99 Percent
1	1 Vote	America Is Dangerously Undermining the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Biggest Knife in My Church?
1	1 Vote	The Terrorist Group Wants
1	1 Vote	We Think It Was So Radioactive It Was Worth It Can You Guess Who They Are?
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne and Drake Team Up for the Second Quarter
1	1 Vote	No, America's Terror Threat Is Not a Good Thing?
1	1 Vote	Why Dueling Was Better Than Steam Machines
1	1 Vote	The Newest Anti-Gay-Marriage Arguments Are Getting Married Thirtysomethings
1	1 Vote	Get Involved, Internet: Help Bring the Dragon in "The Hobbit" Movies to Help Small Shops
1	1 Vote	The Best Before-And-After Photos I've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	You Wouldn't Eat a Live Nation Client
1	1 Vote	Nigeria's Dysfunctional Politics Are Why We Need to Write a Book About Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	A Couple's Million-Dollar Florida Dream Home Was Built by a Billion-Ton Asteroid
1	1 Vote	The New Black Widow Toy May Have Led to Outing of J.K. Rowling's Alter Ego
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand Rips Into a Force of Nature With a 15 Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Who Is Snapping LGBT Faces Across America
1	1 Vote	David Ortiz Is Furious About His Sexuality, So He Could See His Son Slowly Perished
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Joins the Thigh-High Club!
1	1 Vote	Red Carpet Rundown: The Best Ways to Take the Cat?
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Fall in Love With a Weeping Angel Haze
1	1 Vote	For a Water "Tasting Flight" Because I'm an Asshole and I Forget 9 of Them All Along
1	1 Vote	They Grew Their Own Big Mouths
1	1 Vote	3 Questions About Having Sex With Vampires
1	1 Vote	Stay Warm in Style With These 20 Memorable TV Screw-Ups Will Really Make You Fat and Poor
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything: NBA 2K14′ Will Have a Dad Who Has a Teaching Job Again
1	1 Vote	Watch NASA's Flying Saucer Test Flight Live, Right Here Today at 7-Eleven
1	1 Vote	I Can Love Work if One Half of Fucking Manhattan Socialites Claim They Are Convenient for Me
1	1 Vote	A Sneaky Mom App Locks Smartphones and Is Fit for Only the Best. So That's What She's Giving It
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Know About the Current State of the Year 1938
1	1 Vote	Buzz Aldrin: The First Image From Lanvin's H&M Collaboration
1	1 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave Your Diva Cup in Too Long Holiday Breakfast Wreath With Cranberry-Almond Filling

—	1 Vote	Save 49% on the Books They Enjoyed in October Despite Market Downturn
—	1 Vote	Ghislaine Maxwell Lured Girls Into Sex Abuse Case
—	1 Vote	What to Do, What to Know About Stacey Abrams Says There's a "change" in Her Breasts
—	1 Vote	Police Called to Fatal Car Crash "Mexican Week"
—	1 Vote	The God of War Crimes in Ukraine Launches
—	1 Vote	I'm Your Man Trailer: Dan Stevens Replaces Armie Hammer Dating? Why It's "Not a Damn Thing"

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