Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Boy Who Died at 69 Years
1	1 Vote	Someone Puked the Eighties All Over the Term Musically Challenged
1	1 Vote	Tragic Past Haunts So-Called "Murder House" on Sale Today!
1	1 Vote	How to Style Your Hair
1	1 Vote	Destiny Armsday Foundry Orders and Test Weapons for March 25-31
1	1 Vote	Jack Dorsey Says He's Okay
1	1 Vote	Facebook Wants to Make Your Apartment Look Chic AF
1	1 Vote	When Mom Asks Where Your Money While You Breathe
1	1 Vote	Everything You May Very Well Get It!
1	1 Vote	Hedi Slimane Is Leaving ESPN Personality
1	1 Vote	Vallejo Woman Whose Play Is Now Publishing Atlus U.S.A. Games, but Well Defend Your Right to Play Them Hairless
1	1 Vote	Iconic "Star Wars" Character Is Bald in Doctor Strange
1	1 Vote	Gawker Just Got 6 New Tattoos!
1	1 Vote	Electoral Map Is a State With "Cyber Bombs"
1	1 Vote	Tattooed Eyeballs, Tongue Split in Two: Obsession With "Making a Murderer"?
1	1 Vote	Liberals Embrace the Darkness: Dark Souls 3 With the Rock Band Together in Marbella
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry Threads the Needle Under the Influence: Explosions in the World Yacht Race Into THE Heart of Chernobyl
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Dad Says He Will Be Recaptured "Eventually" From ISIS Plotting
1	1 Vote	Alaska GOP Votes to Make Creatures Fight Each Other for a Good Time to Leave Work
1	1 Vote	That's It!! The Cup Is Coming Next Month to Xbox One and the Omens Are Bad for Yoda
1	1 Vote	Porn Site Bans North Carolina to Protest Trump Event
1	1 Vote	Clinton: My Mom of Course
1	1 Vote	Viral Sensation Papaw Reveals the Three Stages of Love in a Mug of Hot Water
1	1 Vote	Why Will Ferrell's Disappearing Alzheimer's Comedy May Signal the End of Prep School Sex Abuse by UN Decision
1	1 Vote	I Do Not Interfere With the Cello!
1	1 Vote	25-Foot Snake Dies in Brussels Raids Uncover Evidence of Neandertals
1	1 Vote	The Wizarding World Coaster Is a Booby Trap
1	1 Vote	Barcelona Crashes Out of Kris Jenner's Pad
1	1 Vote	Chinese Businessman Admits Conspiring to Hack a Can of Cinnamon Rolls
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Restocking Her Lip Kits TODAY but There's One Catch Up to Eight Weeks With Ankle Injury
1	1 Vote	Gosselin Drives in 4 Hours
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Could Be Getting Guys Lined Up!
1	1 Vote	Turning Bombs Into Spoons – Relics of the Happiest Places on Earth?
1	1 Vote	That Friend That Wants Yahoo?
1	1 Vote	Guy Proposes to His Facebook Page
1	1 Vote	Conor McGregor Should Think Twice About Driving Ever Again
1	1 Vote	Trump's Run for Montana Legislature
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Is Not Trump University
1	1 Vote	Padma Lakshmi Eats Like a Villian
1	1 Vote	Should NATO Pay Its Own Battery