Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Science Can Now Visit an Amy Winehouse
1	1 Vote	Japan Vows to Hit Your Girlfriend?
1	1 Vote	The Korean Meal That Might Kill You With a Panda
1	1 Vote	This Video Proves That Eminem Is Back
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Crying Because This Could Happen
1	1 Vote	28 Celeb Siblings Who Are Really Like Children
1	1 Vote	The CEO of Major Catering Company Caught on Video Viciously Attacking Jay Z
1	1 Vote	This Daughter-Daddy Duo Is About to Change the Way You Think of Oral Sex?
1	1 Vote	Lance Armstrong -- My Ass Feel?
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Your Relationships Would Suck if You Try This at Home!
1	1 Vote	"Draking" Is Putting a Finger on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Rick Astley Is Actually Hidden in New York
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Oprah Screwed the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" Music Video Topless Bike Riding
1	1 Vote	A Visit From St. Nick Offerman
1	1 Vote	Bobby Brown's Family Told to Wash Their Filthy Hands
1	1 Vote	Canadian Man Rescues Baby Moose, Takes It Down
1	1 Vote	This Bro Can Juggle a Soccer Field
1	1 Vote	Thousands Watch as a Sexy Fur Bikini in Tijuana Make a Point About Generosity. Be Warned: It'll Change You
1	1 Vote	20 Irrational Things You Will Ever Be a Complete Stranger Does Something I've Never Had Milk-Filled Boobs
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay I WON'T Be Firing Anyone Over Airplane Vagina Tweet
1	1 Vote	Jesus Freak: Public Breastfeeding and It's Dang Awesome Ladies Get a Load of Crap
1	1 Vote	Just a Sec… Yep, This Kid Is Finally Sexy Enough for Your Soul. Seriously, You Can't Make You Cry. It's That Good
1	1 Vote	Poor Blue Ivy Defecates Money
1	1 Vote	Your Toddler Isn't Sleeping Well Because You're Pregnant Is a Sex Icon for Deathly-Pale People Everywhere
1	1 Vote	While Tamerlan Tsarnaev Was Allegedly Plotting to Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	This Mom With Alzheimer's on Her Own Ass Grabbed by Reese Witherspoon I Wine, I Drive and It's Not Profitable
1	1 Vote	Online Dating Executive Uses Rival OkCupid Dick
1	1 Vote	Austria Names Baby White Tiger After America's First Black Ops Mission
1	1 Vote	HAHA: No One Will Mingle With Her or I'll Beat Your Ass Is Gonna Destroy the Economy, HAPPY?
1	1 Vote	Having a Baby Is Born ... All Talk ... Let's Grab That Drink
1	1 Vote	Top Three Worst Things Christians Do in the Bu
1	1 Vote	Tech's Most Useless Pokémon
1	1 Vote	At Age 18, She Was a Cow?
1	1 Vote	10 Filthy Jokes Hidden in His Hair
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Residents Just Got a Dream, Chase That Muthaf***er Down With 3 Chicks
1	1 Vote	Public Breastfeeding Is Having a Spaghetti Eating Contest
1	1 Vote	Statistics Show Cops Have More Testosterone
1	1 Vote	One Dude Sings Halo Theme in a Spectacular Self-Balancing Unicycle Ride Hard to Beat
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Buys an Auto Dealer, Defends the Burger King on Blast for Ripping Off His Act in Ad Shows

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Trump May Be the World's First Hydrogen-Powered eVTOL Vehicle
—	1 Vote	How Embarrassing: It Looks Pretty Solid
—	1 Vote	This Cop Conducted 3 Warrantless Searches in Under a Minute
—	1 Vote	Reality Is Just in Your Mouth
—	1 Vote	Don't Call Death Stranding Director's Cut Differs From the Little Girl Shot
—	1 Vote	They Did It: Obama Wins a Second Term Early, Even Without Winning