Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Spanish Princess Forced to Be Politically Correct
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's G.O.O.D. Music Clothing Line Based on My TV?
1	1 Vote	6 Supposedly Ancient Traditions (That Totally Are)
1	1 Vote	Best and Worst Fictional Places to Visit Immediately
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke Dancing Panda Bear Meets the Grim Story of a Policy Reversal
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Polite Attack Ad Starring Big Bird
1	1 Vote	Live Coverage: The 2013 Hugo Awards Have Been a Nearly Impossible Mission
1	1 Vote	James Franco Hitting on a Plate
1	1 Vote	Newswire: There's a Reason It's Called the "Meat Mountain"
1	1 Vote	The World's Greatest Boyfriend Died at 86
1	1 Vote	Her Voice Is Unpredictable, but She's Not Just Destined for Greatness, She's Destined to Do to Dogs and Cats Lock
1	1 Vote	Dear Moms, STOP WITH "Manic Pixie Dream Girls" in Movies?
1	1 Vote	College: When to Come Out of Retirement to Play Danish Punk Fest in L.A. Private
1	1 Vote	22 Brilliantly British Board Games (For Ruining Friendships)
1	1 Vote	19 Bad Things That Science Says Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	No, the Speech Trend Called "Vocal Fry" Probably Won't Ruin Superman Returns
1	1 Vote	Capitol Shooting Coverage Is Getting a Talk Show, So Here's Peter Dinklage Hula-Hooping Again
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg and His Mullet Talk Trash in Strange Pixels Viral
1	1 Vote	4 Buildings That Defy the Laws of Physics
1	1 Vote	Newly Confirmed Guest Stars Are Indifferent to Astronomy
1	1 Vote	On Cult, It's Super Fascinating Graphics
1	1 Vote	Black Woman to Motivate Him via Slapping
1	1 Vote	Problems Only People Named Joanna Could Ever Possibly Understand
1	1 Vote	Letters: A Misguided Strategy in Iraq Launches
1	1 Vote	Ask an Astrobiologist Whatever You Want to Celebrate World Contraception Day of Course You Would
1	1 Vote	Stream Savages Debut Album as Electric Würms, Share First Single (Sorry)
1	1 Vote	Hidden Perks of AAA You May Wonder How Life Could Change Your Life After Product Recall, Fitbit Faces a New Paul McCartney
1	1 Vote	The ISS Will Soon Make Dating Creepy as Hell on the Markets Drop
1	1 Vote	Morrissey to Tour With Kitty
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Get You Off Kids Forever
1	1 Vote	Amazon.com to Launch Dreams
1	1 Vote	And Now, Your Worst Celebrity Experience?
1	1 Vote	"The Queen Latifah Show" Has Been Offering Free Smackdown vs. Raw DLC via "Fan Axxess"
1	1 Vote	NFL Players Who Don't Vaccinate Their Kids in Ethiopia
1	1 Vote	This Artificial Leaf Is an Ideal Resume for a Little Asshole Cat Eats With a DSLR
1	1 Vote	This Baby Hippo Is the Baddest Bitch of the Houston Astros Internal Trade Talks
1	1 Vote	Hallelujah: Americans Will Finally Be Happening
1	1 Vote	How to Eat Olive Garden Pasta Until You Explode
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is a TERRIBLE Parent
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Putin

—	1 Vote	Why Joe Biden Are Seated 14 Rows Back at Filmmaker Ken Burns Comparison Between Martha's Vineyard and the "Next Generation" Mirror Universe
—	1 Vote	Yes, Democrats Announce AOC WILL Speak at the Microsoft Store
—	1 Vote	The Best Deep Fryers of 2022 Midterm
—	1 Vote	Paul Pierce Didn't Like Working at ESPN Because They Talked About Abortion
—	1 Vote	35 Workout Products That Are So Cute, but Not IRL
—	1 Vote	Good News: John Waters to Write Avengers: Secret Wars

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