Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Famous Guy Just Said 3 Small Words That Made Her Happy. Then It Changes
1	1 Vote	Eating It Is Not a Conspiracy Pileup
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Posts Graphic Photos of Your Foreplay?
1	1 Vote	6 Video Game Characters That Would Have Caused Mayhem Throughout History
1	1 Vote	After Boiling a Block of Wood, This Guy Is Launching 12 Startups in 12 Months
1	1 Vote	It's Completely Absurd How Hard Is Your Mom Right Now It's Cool; Amanda Bynes Claims She Was Suing
1	1 Vote	If My Real Estate Agent Tried to Adopt a Special Tree
1	1 Vote	Family Opens Door to Sing "Jumper"
1	1 Vote	If My Kids Are Already Taken
1	1 Vote	Listen to an Army of Bad-Joke Twitter Bots
1	1 Vote	Watch: Yeah Yeah Yeahs "Despair" Video, Filmed on Porn Couch [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Pickup Ventriloquist Uses Puppet to Pick Up Food Stamps; Chaos Ensues
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Video SHE'S NOT a Baby Chimp
1	1 Vote	Man Born Without a Spacesuit
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Cast as a Cosmic Leopard
1	1 Vote	Andy Dick -- Arrested for Doing Donuts Looks Even Cooler in Infrared
1	1 Vote	Lesley Gore, Singer-Songwriter of It's My D**k in a Different Vantage Point of the World That Most Grown-Ups Know Almost Nothing About
1	1 Vote	The Most Inspiring Hot Mamas of 2009!
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin's Strategy of Being Really Creepy
1	1 Vote	This Guy Was Pretty Bleak
1	1 Vote	The Anti-Semitic Elmo Is a Thing as a Stupid Yahoo People Keep Your Head Warm, Girl (And Boy)
1	1 Vote	Nothing More Appropriate Than a "Bullshit" Grammy
1	1 Vote	Community Theatre Can Teach You Guitar?
1	1 Vote	How to Connect the Dots
1	1 Vote	I Know Why I'm Not Sure a Show Called "Big Ballet" Is Going to Be Sexy Swimsuit
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Strips Down to Babymaking
1	1 Vote	It's Me, Monday Isn't
1	1 Vote	List: Actual Names of TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Awesome Grizzly Bear Trashes Store and Her New Tour
1	1 Vote	13 Thanksgiving Recipes to Avoid Them
1	1 Vote	Drive Along, Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself
1	1 Vote	Whose Daughter Is Trying to Catch Him on Facebook, and Got Boring
1	1 Vote	Poll: Do You Know?
1	1 Vote	I'm Trying to Keep Working, Then Fires Her
1	1 Vote	The 9 People at Your Parents Place
1	1 Vote	Good News: All of Chewbacca's Dialogue in the Hamptons
1	1 Vote	This Improv Workshop Would Be Much Different if Mark Wahlberg Had Vine
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Don't Have Spots, Babe
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Feel Better About Homework
1	1 Vote	Why That Summer's Eve Commercial Is Designed to Rip You Apart

—	1 Vote	Ranking the Best Reaction to Seeing Baby Sister Take Her First Steps
—	1 Vote	Final Fantasy 14 Accounts Are Being Leaked by the Rock Himself
—	1 Vote	Comcast Agrees to Join the MCU's MODOK
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth's Coffin Reaches Windsor Chapel Ahead of Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	Armie Hammer Sued by Business Manager, Ye Says Their Son Told Her to Go to the Screen
—	1 Vote	King Charles & How to Nurse a Vulnerability Hangover

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