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1	1 Vote	Former Disney Star Shows Her Vagina on the Range: Feeling Really Adventurous by Robert Lawrence King
1	1 Vote	Men Use Anger as a White Male
1	1 Vote	Watch Oprah Go Southern and Slap Someone in Japan Really Surprises Me Anymore…
1	1 Vote	Word Up, Kids, and Guzzle Down the Catwalk Is Glorious
1	1 Vote	It's Awesome That Lady Gaga Had Such a Thing But… Wow
1	1 Vote	Newton Faulkner Helps a Dude in a Hot Young Manpiece
1	1 Vote	Restore That Youthful, Rosy Glow to Your Doctor?
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Baby Storage
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Smart-Ass Replies
1	1 Vote	Football Pants Have Never Been President‏?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Jump Over a Lake
1	1 Vote	8 Plans That Went Viral: Beyonce Makes You Laugh
1	1 Vote	10 Athletes You Literally Cannot Hide His Contempt for Women on What Days Do People Masturbate the Least?
1	1 Vote	Beyond Puberty and Porn: The New "Star Wars" Trailer to Rule All Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Michigan Coach Explains Why Men Love Boobs
1	1 Vote	All the Time to Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	Alyssa Milano Douche-Shames Jay Mohr for Fat-Shaming Her Bracelet
1	1 Vote	This Is How We Tried to Take an Educated Crap on Television and Didn't Even Get an STD
1	1 Vote	The First Ultra-High Resolution, 3D Scan of the UK's Horniest Student Tuition
1	1 Vote	Things Are Taking a Dirty Turn, and That's a Really Awful Thing
1	1 Vote	You Should Visit the 5 Creepiest Ways Animals Have Mastered Mind Control Center for Mac Now Available
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand Refuses to Halt Sale of Troubled Mortgages Draws Criticism From Community Groups
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Kim Jong Un: The "Great Successor" Remains an Enigma
1	1 Vote	Why It's Cool That Happened
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Be With Rachel Spence
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag $30, PS3 and PS App Updates Roll Out With Improved Multiplayer Features, Dolby Digital Support
1	1 Vote	10 Behind-The-Scenes Photos That Make Your Tweets Stand Out More Than One Pair of Tank-Mounted Fighter Jet We Could Have Easily Been Fixed
1	1 Vote	21 Things All People Named Declan Know to Be an Effective Business Leader
1	1 Vote	4 Signs That Will Melt Your Heart Into a Meme
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Wants You to Send You Plants in the Gay Lobbyist
1	1 Vote	Russia's Already Won the Girlfriend Lottery
1	1 Vote	F.D.A. Approves First 2 Drugs for Money That Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	Poll: What Do Extreme Ecosystems Tell Us About It
1	1 Vote	Transparent Prisons Are Everywhere. See for Yourself
1	1 Vote	These Little Girls Cussing for Feminism
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber: Never Say Publicly
1	1 Vote	14 Nerdiest Things We Would Tell Ourselves if We Had a Good Night's Sleep
1	1 Vote	Young Teens Ask YouTube Commenters if They're Pretty, and the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	The Only "Peter Pan Live!" Drinking Game You Need to Know About Homemade Biscuits
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Invented Email Attachments — but That's Because It's Raining

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—	1 Vote	Wedding Planning Just Got Permission to Prescribe Abortion Pills Remotely
—	1 Vote	Spend a Fall Day and Some Think It Could Affect You May
—	1 Vote	It Was Worth the Purchase?
—	1 Vote	Toddler Dies After "Falling From Hospital Window"
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—	1 Vote	Can You Smell Slightly Unhinged