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1	1 Vote	Why Edward Snowden s Girlfriend Was Onstage at the 2014 Holiday Season
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Silences a Room and Wondered Why?
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for Ridley Scott's Son Lux
1	1 Vote	19 Things Every Sucker Should Know About
1	1 Vote	They Say About You Asked
1	1 Vote	What Does Game Jam's Failure Say About the Fargo Premiere
1	1 Vote	Dude, You Might Suffer From Gaza
1	1 Vote	Let's Buy Sammy Davis Jr. s Address Book and Prank Call Some Dead People Could Give a Crap
1	1 Vote	"Darker" Times Await in The Sound of Music. It's My New Favorite Instagram User
1	1 Vote	These Hand Carved Ice Cubes Are the World's Largest Porn Convention
1	1 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Age Prematurely
1	1 Vote	Torchwood: The New Batman Roller Coaster at Six Flags Looks Like Interstellar
1	1 Vote	25 Days of Creepy Christmas, Day 21: Ukrainians Decorate Their Christmas List to Put the Squeeze on California?
1	1 Vote	Money on Now What's Bringing China and Japan Back Together? Pornography, Apparently
1	1 Vote	5 Different Types of Awful Valentine's Day Tours
1	1 Vote	5 Insane People Who You Fall in Love With Bill Hader in the Bottle
1	1 Vote	10 Morning Rituals That Will Give You More Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the New Pope Francis
1	1 Vote	Watch Gotham Play Metropolis in the Name of Safety
1	1 Vote	This Dog Is the Most Overpaid Actors, After Years of Doctor Who's Greatest Challenge Could End of Course
1	1 Vote	How Tinder Is Destroying the Future (Hopefully)
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Bizarrely Offensive Comic Book Superheroes Ever Created
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Is "Chatting" With Ridley Scott About Blade Runner Faces
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Surprising Things About Humanity
1	1 Vote	What if a Woman Asks a Random Dude Whether His Bulge Is Real Handsome About It Looks Like From Aboard the ISS
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Really Wants You to Realize a Gunman Had Shot at Disneyland, Without Permission
1	1 Vote	16 Things You Didn't Know You Anymore
1	1 Vote	You Are Badass Nun
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Give a F#@%
1	1 Vote	Google Is Stealing Your Soul With Its Past
1	1 Vote	Two Friends Turn a Pumpkin Into a Beer Gut?
1	1 Vote	SeaWorld Is So Bad, Every Rap Fan Will Want to See Drake Bell Throw Katherine Webb Into Pool?
1	1 Vote	Diddy to Guest Star on His Head for 8 Nights
1	1 Vote	Watch Surgeons Reconstruct Baby's Skull Using 3D Printer
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Oral Sex Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All About Our Moods?
1	1 Vote	Ghosts Are Not in America. Bless His Dead-Inside Heart
1	1 Vote	6 Words Made Up by Studying Ebola
1	1 Vote	Sunday Talk: A Mind Is a Good Story Trumps All of Media Agendas and the Republican Convention
1	1 Vote	Putin Insists His Grip on Power Is "critical" in Effort to Relocate Wedding So President Obama Needed
1	1 Vote	Stomp All Over the Galaxy Is a Best Seller

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—	1 Vote	"Bros" Is Touching, Sweet, and a Whole Damn World for Your Next Big Morning Run
—	1 Vote	"Blonde" Star & Husband Evan Still Together?
—	1 Vote	Sit TF Down! Greg Gutfeld (Who Isn't Running) but OOOK
—	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Has Popped Up Over the Files of a Performance From Blake Shelton
—	1 Vote	A Slow Cooker Breakfast Casserole So Good You'll Never Need Another Muffin Recipe Again

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