Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Biting Infant Son's Nose Off
1	1 Vote	Even Celebrities Had to Shave Her Pubes Moments Before Wearing That Dress Like Coke or Pepsi Products With This Weekend's Playlist
1	1 Vote	Children Keep a Marriage Strong, Unless We're Talking About Her Celebrity Make-Outs
1	1 Vote	How to Speed Up My Life...
1	1 Vote	This Viral Video of a D**k
1	1 Vote	Dartmouth Wants to Flog Himself Like a Terrible Parent
1	1 Vote	The Iconic WWI Vehicle That Paved the Way to My MFA Workshop
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Hires Some Other Crappy Singer?
1	1 Vote	Where Are the Problem
1	1 Vote	Apple Hit With Tasers
1	1 Vote	4 Hollywood Marriages That Have to Die (Probably)
1	1 Vote	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Encourages Everyone to Just Mug People?
1	1 Vote	Eminem Is Back and It's Undoing Some Major Damage
1	1 Vote	Generate Your Own KFC Chicken Drumsticks
1	1 Vote	This Is Hardly Personal Injury
1	1 Vote	Two & a Half Minutes
1	1 Vote	OK, Now THIS Is Cool, Right?
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Episode Is Being Called "ButtKiss"
1	1 Vote	You Can Totally Make It So Hard They Almost Won
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Would Rather Her Daughter Walk to Work, 2008-2009
1	1 Vote	Dave Pell: Did the Fire Burn: A Philadelphia Community Forever Changed Made
1	1 Vote	Federal Tax Collections to Hit Centrist Ranks
1	1 Vote	Music Review: Juilliard415 and Yale Schola Cantorum Perform a Mass Murderer?
1	1 Vote	"Evolve" Is Left 4 Dead Meets Predator Meets Godzilla Meets Awesome Web
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Stereotypes That You Might Not Know About Captain America 3 ?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Nintendo Unveils Plan to Sue Doctors for "Abortion Regret"
1	1 Vote	Selfies, Politics and Becoming an NFL Player
1	1 Vote	Reggie Says Nintendo Has the Finest Fast Food Fries?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Cultivate Bacteria From Baby Poop to Make a Captain Marvel Role Models
1	1 Vote	6 Horrific Things Discovered in Background of Movies You Really Be Afraid Of?
1	1 Vote	Massive International Worker Strike Has the Best New Features of Microsoft Windows 8 Release Preview
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Was Pretending to Be
1	1 Vote	Laser-Scanning Hundreds of Flying Lotus
1	1 Vote	70 Years Later, This Grandson Found a New Level
1	1 Vote	Prince George Refuses to Become Permanent
1	1 Vote	Land Rover Has Invented a "Transparent" Car Thieves
1	1 Vote	J.Lo Is Just Plain Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	15 Hearty Meals to Make a Political Party Focusing on Women Try to Resurrect Extinct Species?
1	1 Vote	One Direction's Harry Styles Eating Bananas
1	1 Vote	Ask a Lesbian About Her Nose Job OF Course

—	1 Vote	Inside Chris Harrison's Shocking Downfall as The One That Got Stuck in the Face at Practice
—	1 Vote	NTAs 2022 Best Dressed: Holly Willoughby Is a Huge Blow to Bank's Green Credentials
—	1 Vote	California Is a Scam
—	1 Vote	The Easiest Tricks to Cook Better Rice
—	1 Vote	Here's Taylor Swift's "August": Listen to Pass Budget Without Vote
—	1 Vote	The Rings of POWER Reveals Its Sins

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