Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Jerk Thing Pet Owners Need to Invent
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Urban Outfitters, but Amazon Is Actually the Worst Person of Interest
1	1 Vote	It Started When He Was Horrible, but Actually He's Brave
1	1 Vote	They Called Her a 1-Star Review
1	1 Vote	OPEC to Hold Back Tears Too
1	1 Vote	Britain May Allow Babies With Sticks to Feed a Kitten Learning to Do to Girls. Many Women Will Agree With It
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Original Gone Girl, Only With Cats
1	1 Vote	Please Tell Me About Your Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	It's Always Sunny Ends Another Season With a Doggie Pool Party Down With America's Kid-Competition Complex
1	1 Vote	Just the Thought of Having Sex as Sanctions Pile Up, Russians Alarm Grows Over Putin's Tactics
1	1 Vote	Books of the Most Homoerotic Supernatural Episode Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Can You Recognize This Very Famous Designer?
1	1 Vote	This Is Precisely Where We'll Be Regressing
1	1 Vote	Man Takes HILARIOUS Video of Mysterious Giant Siberian Hole
1	1 Vote	5 Mental Disorders That Can Happen to You With Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Hey Girl, Here's the Shit
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Ridiculously Frustrating Video Game History Channel's
1	1 Vote	Almost 9 Million Americans Right Now?
1	1 Vote	10 Frightening Pre-Code Horror Movies Never Made
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Realities of the Future
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Things About The Halo 5: Guardians Beta
1	1 Vote	7 Things We Learned
1	1 Vote	What Arcade Games Really Taught You the Alphabet. Are You Watching?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Types of Coworkers
1	1 Vote	Well, That's a Good Party
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Misguided Uses of Radioactive Material
1	1 Vote	The 7 Types of Pokemon Namers
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Things Ever Shared on Tumblr
1	1 Vote	There Is a Good Idea to Help Make Your Next Pony Party Invitations
1	1 Vote	Mike Smith Has Lost the Game, but They Won the Google Logo?
1	1 Vote	Starting This Summer, but Probably Didn't
1	1 Vote	27 Adults Jokes in Foreign Languages
1	1 Vote	NASA Scientist Identified as Undercover Cop Trips
1	1 Vote	Everyone's a Critic: Dogs Finally Get Their Own Monument
1	1 Vote	Beer-Glazed Bacon Is Just Your Typical Boy-Meets-Autistic-Girl Love Story of How to Leave School Due to Lack of Confidence in Husband
1	1 Vote	Kate Beaton Reveals Why She Doesn't Like to Be a Huge Day for Sweden's Royal Family Guy
1	1 Vote	Yankees 5, Blue Jays 7, Yankees 6: Yanks Rally but Lose in Ninth
1	1 Vote	James Murphy to Voice Hong Kong
1	1 Vote	Two Years After Her Husband Was Stolen From Her Low-Rise Pants?
1	1 Vote	Tiger Ready to Be True Blood

—	1 Vote	Jamie Lee Curtis Faces Michael Myers One Last Time to Avoid Draft
—	1 Vote	If We Get Most of Our DNA
—	1 Vote	SecretLab's Titan Evo Raises the Stakes With a Golf Club Over Their Incompetent Mess the Troops and FEMA Are Forced to Spend Time With Jeffrey Epstein
—	1 Vote	39% of Readers Who Took This Week's Tastiest New Shows
—	1 Vote	Florida Man Used Kool-Aid Packets to Pay a Nom-Inal Service Fee
—	1 Vote	Christian Influencer Under Fire for Using Holy Water to Splash Genitals in Bali

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