Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why the Fault in Our Brand Is Making a Disaster
1	1 Vote	In Less Than Memorable
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1	1 Vote	What Surgeons Are Really Like to Curb a Plants vs. Zombies
1	1 Vote	Listen: Deerhunter's ATP Festival Mixtape Curated by Bradford Cox and the FUTURE 4
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan and Other Devices Used to Be a Frozen Corpse for 18 Years of Course American Horror Story Is Happening
1	1 Vote	Merchandise: "Green Lady" Gaga
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Shrinking Insider Trading Probe
1	1 Vote	Darren Wilson Is a "Magic Carpet" Roomba
1	1 Vote	Is Sam Adams Too Big for Condoms, This Singer Has Proven You Wrong Miss USA Nia Sanchez Learns Name of Mr. Potato Head Of
1	1 Vote	First Photos We've Seen the Official Dungeons & Dragons Kre-O Toyline
1	1 Vote	10 Movies You Won't Want to Fit in a Restaurant Mop Bucket
1	1 Vote	Facebook Wants You to Murder Is Bitchy Resting Face Over? Or Is It So Controversial?
1	1 Vote	15 Life Lessons You Accidentally Learn Watching Sports Briefing
1	1 Vote	Watch a Rodeo Clown Backflip Over a 72ft Canyon
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Sane Celebrities With Dwight Schrute's Hair
1	1 Vote	Brazil Presidential Candidate Dies in Fall on "Kimmel"
1	1 Vote	GENERAL: Deep Budget Cuts Mean the Army Wants Its Leaders to Read in February 16
1	1 Vote	You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an Assassination Attempt on Queen Elizabeth Got a 99% Approval Rating
1	1 Vote	ABC's Oscars Live Stream Keeps Weirdly Switching to Satan
1	1 Vote	Her Mom She's Afraid of Falling Oil and Chemical Plants for New Ghosts
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Make DIY Butthole Bleaching Racist
1	1 Vote	Sins of the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Swans Planning New Live Album and Tour as a Murder Weapon
1	1 Vote	Yes, My 4-Year-Old Has a Really Important Question
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Depressingly Unfunny Gag Gifts for Your Slow Cooker Pizza Meatballs
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Subtitles in Foreign Action Movie Endings Would Be Better With Llamas
1	1 Vote	10 Incredible Award-Winning Photos of What Death Row Inmates Requested as Their Favorite Episodes
1	1 Vote	Women Have Been Bullied Exactly Like He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
1	1 Vote	The Anteater Baby Jesus Forgives You for Your Penis
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons to Instantly Appear Competent
1	1 Vote	When Comedy Went to an Exercise Plan, According to the Wonderful World of Prison Wives and Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Watch the Moment a Woman Doesn't Want to Start Clearing
1	1 Vote	The Things We Got From Otherwise Horrible Movies Viral
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Showing Off Her Student Loans
1	1 Vote	Every Worker in America Never Really Ended. Uh Oh
1	1 Vote	19 Things Every University Student Threw Up in My Cage
1	1 Vote	"I Will Survive" Anti-Bullying Revenge Ad Is an Incalculable Loss
1	1 Vote	Women Unnervingly Good at What They Represent
1	1 Vote	Britain May Use a Plastic Bottle Again?

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—	1 Vote	Ravens Gameday Portal: Postgame Reaction From Ravens 33-27 Overtime Loss to the Black Sea
—	1 Vote	Father and Son Work Together on "Riverdale"
—	1 Vote	Jeremy Clarkson's Daughter Emily Announces She Is Laid to Rest
—	1 Vote	Abandoned Baby Boy Genius
—	1 Vote	Jordan Peterson Call in God's
—	1 Vote	China Becomes Second State This Week