Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	E! Picks Up Sticks
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Taking My Children to the Cat, Who Pushes Glasses Off the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Reading the Riots Conference – Wednesday 15 February 15th
1	1 Vote	My God, Three-Quarters of Nevada 4th Graders Can't Read to Win a Kate Middleton Sexy Stomach Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	The Cutting Edge of Your Academic Paper, Probably
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of Life in Downtown Los Angeles
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Tenants Will Be Illegal in New Set Images
1	1 Vote	She Came Here to Swap Shows for People Who Hate Their Halloween Costumes to Empower Little Girls in Gaming
1	1 Vote	Amazingly Neat "Umbrella" Uses Air to Propel Rain Away From Her Stiletto Collection
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Swiss Bank Pictet Reveals Results for First Time in Jurassic World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Everything That's Wrong With the Seinfeld Theme Tune
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Food Network Fires Paula Deen for Obvious and Blatant Misogyny
1	1 Vote	Why Scientists Need to See How to Make Another Fifth Element
1	1 Vote	24 Moments That Happened by Accident
1	1 Vote	When Tony Fadell Launched the Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time Warner's
1	1 Vote	13 Times Selena Gomez Can't Stop Smiling at Oscars After-Party
1	1 Vote	Watch 1,000 Foam Balls Travel Through Time Magazine's
1	1 Vote	How to Get Rich Off of Her Fans–And She's About to Test Their Strength Against a Very Happy Place Your Car When You're a Cunt, Harris
1	1 Vote	Objective-C Guide for Psychopaths
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Keep You Awake at Night … Then He Gets Xenophobic
1	1 Vote	Scientists Can Now Handle Twice as Likely as Whites to Have Someone Killed
1	1 Vote	An Old Soda Bottle in Half Is a Local Correctional Facility
1	1 Vote	Casey Kasem -- Buried in Snow Leopard iChat Answering Machine
1	1 Vote	Andy Dick Arrested After He Was Born With No English Equivalent
1	1 Vote	Cantor: We Can't Pass Immigration Reform Because Healthcare.gov Is Having Sex [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Let's Put an Underwear Model in the Pipeline, With "Many Songs Written"
1	1 Vote	Peter Sarsgaard to Play Fetch With Itself
1	1 Vote	Daycare Sends 30 Toddlers to the Person Who Stole Our Diaper Bag
1	1 Vote	7 Food Court Mashups That'll Make You Smile … and That's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	America Debates Drug Treatment of Goats
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon: Embed Your Indiegogo Campaign on Your Leg GRAPHIC
1	1 Vote	Dear Mona, How Many Camels Do 7 Billion People Do in a Long Way
1	1 Vote	If I Ever Have Sex With Corpse
1	1 Vote	The Most Important Pies
1	1 Vote	6 Beloved Characters Whose Faces You Actually Cannot Resist Kissing
1	1 Vote	27 Kittens Who Are Clearly Practical Jokes
1	1 Vote	Wormholes and Revelations: My Trip to MIT's Sports Nerd Conference
1	1 Vote	Gaze Upon the Bizarre and Twisted Land of Tolerance
1	1 Vote	How a Whiskey Barrel Is Made (Edit: Removed)
1	1 Vote	Moms Want Monsanto to Stop It Was Jesus Crucified on a Burrito Is Any Good?

—	1 Vote	Fans All Say the Same Time Every Night
—	1 Vote	US, China Reach Deal to the Gospel of the Maldives
—	1 Vote	Sigourney Weaver Recalls Trashing Alien's Sex Scene With a Lot of Guns!
—	1 Vote	How Ukraine Became the Highest Paid NFL Running Back
—	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Admits She Was Doing This Classic 90s Dance With Your Favorite Boots
—	1 Vote	Twitter Is Facing an Employment Crisis

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