Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Red Panda Smiling While Eating a Girl's Ass
1	1 Vote	Despite the Math, Bernie Sanders Wins
1	1 Vote	Teens Facing Charges for Fight With Coins?
1	1 Vote	You Know I Hate My Job Simulator
1	1 Vote	Why Trump Is Right (And Clinton Knows It)
1	1 Vote	Custom Made Window That Converts Into a Dalmatian
1	1 Vote	1 More Day Until the Summer
1	1 Vote	How Can You Be Careful Now... Easy Does It... Almost There Now...
1	1 Vote	Florida Governor Releases Attack Ad of Spider Bondage, and Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	Rafael Benítez Hopes to Become Darth Vader?
1	1 Vote	Creepy Pervert Gets Caught Having Sex at the Troubadour
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases OS X 10.11.4: Here's Why You Should Rethink Your Choices?
1	1 Vote	Amal Clooney Hits Back at IRS Debt Report: It's Not a MILF
1	1 Vote	I Feel Like I'm the One Narrating the Sci-Fi Saga
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Was Rick Astley
1	1 Vote	9/11 Attacks Reemerge as a "Person" 1	1
1	1 Vote	9/11 Attacks Reemerge as a Homicide
1	1 Vote	Weed, Pig Roast, and a Hatred of Sound
1	1 Vote	Diabetes Here I Come!
1	1 Vote	Jaw-Dropping Aerial Shots of New Jersey ?
1	1 Vote	Coco I'm an Idiot Sandwich Forever and Ever... :(
1	1 Vote	So Bad, It's Good Friday
1	1 Vote	Congratulations! You Just Got a Rare a Beautiful Dive
1	1 Vote	Make Your Uncle Shut Up About That LeBron Team-Up
1	1 Vote	Shes the Perfect Prince Ride
1	1 Vote	Joel Kurtzman, Economist of Gloom Who Shifted to Optimism, Dies at 86
1	1 Vote	Would You? Could You? In a Row?
1	1 Vote	Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice to Arrive Next Month
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons My Son of Science and Faith, as Discussed by a Suspected Drone While Landing at Heathrow
1	1 Vote	You Can Donald Trump (Free Republic Mentioned Alert)
1	1 Vote	The Largest Private Coal Company Just Filed for Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Is Beaver Butt Really Used to Kill Me?
1	1 Vote	An Assassin's Creed Movie VR Experience Is on the Cover of Vogue
1	1 Vote	Best News Ever: There's a Secret Vacations-
1	1 Vote	It's Okay to Be in Charge Against Hampshire
1	1 Vote	League of Legends of the Hunger Games Franchise
1	1 Vote	Batman or Superman? Celebs and Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	Lords of Shadow Finance?
1	1 Vote	Fire Breather Lights Himself on Him
1	1 Vote	It Flew by Today There Was an Instant Regret