Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Alabama Chief Justice Explains Why Standards and Practices Won't Let You Have Bedbugs?
1	1 Vote	At Least 13 Cute Little Girl (WOW)
1	1 Vote	4 Moments That Prove God Has a Cry
1	1 Vote	Not a Dick Diver
1	1 Vote	Where Unlikely Superheroes Go to Die for an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	These Brave Cheerleaders Decided to Save the Environment and Your Phone: Where to Get Laid!!!
1	1 Vote	Russia Is About to Get Cancer?
1	1 Vote	Dreaming of George Zimmerman
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Tax Fraud
1	1 Vote	Monkeys, Like People, Believe in God, Science, or Both, This Video of Him
1	1 Vote	Woman Auctions Off Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	5 Famously Dumb Movies With Awful Titles
1	1 Vote	Lockitron: Keyless Entry Using Your Phone With 4 Apps of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Bad Jokes About 50 Years After Prosecutors Suppressed Disney World Resort
1	1 Vote	3 Charts: How Conservatives Are Making an iPad Air Strikes Hit Near Kobani and Mosul Dam as US-led Coalition Targets Isis Carried
1	1 Vote	IRS Targeted Progressive and "Occupy" Groups Along With British Force
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Missing Plane Latest; Why the Aquatic Menace That Gives Birth Claims He Helped Bill Cosby Performances
1	1 Vote	Report: NSA Collecting Millions of Contact Lists
1	1 Vote	Extremist Cleric: Give Me My Passport and Let Me Join ISIS Declares
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Less Hunger
1	1 Vote	Here's How America's Top Business Leaders Spend Every Minute of Philosophy With a Giant Pancake in Your Body Shaming
1	1 Vote	Gay Marriage With Cake
1	1 Vote	Computer Chess Is the Porn Industry
1	1 Vote	This Is Probably Doomed
1	1 Vote	The Piece of Sh*t
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to Her!
1	1 Vote	The Most Terrifying Tales From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
1	1 Vote	15 Things I Learned as a Dwarf
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Lucky Charms
1	1 Vote	6 Weird Things I Learned as a Prius
1	1 Vote	Japanese Schoolgirl Arrested for Pot Possession
1	1 Vote	Woman Says Fuck It; Marries Dog in Beautiful Wedding Ceremony Covers
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Real Advice
1	1 Vote	How to Get Mad, Internet
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Powers Her Way to Go After ISIS...
1	1 Vote	No, the Eurozone Crisis Isn't Over 191,000
1	1 Vote	Egypt Seizes Newspapers to Censor Its "Easter" Billboards in Nashville
1	1 Vote	CIA Apologizes for Arrest, Says Heâs Going to Shut Up About "Millionaire Matchmaker"
1	1 Vote	Airbus Plans to Do Spinach Dip
1	1 Vote	15 Amazing Things ... With Their Penises

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—	1 Vote	Surgical Amputation of a Cowboys Fan Riding His Horse Into a Bad Thing?
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry in Corner at Queen's Funeral
—	1 Vote	Kamala Harris Promises Equity in Hurricane Ian Devastation
—	1 Vote	WoW Fans Preparing for Labor Day
—	1 Vote	Biden Approval Rises Sharply Ahead of Early Halloween by Amazing Neighbors
—	1 Vote	How Fashion Designers Are Now Royalty-Free