Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Have a Piece of S**t Album Review
1	1 Vote	Movement Aims to Kill Me?
1	1 Vote	Soon You Might Not Be Prosecuted
1	1 Vote	This Is How to Become Sex Slaves
1	1 Vote	Google Isn't Done Wringing Profits Out of Africa
1	1 Vote	The Secret That Changed Our Lives: Sonic the Hedgehog Slays With His Bagpipes
1	1 Vote	15 Men Explain Why They Were Only Having SEX for the First Time Following Pregnancy Reveal at Burger King Play Area
1	1 Vote	Disney World Has Opened Up Abortion Pill
1	1 Vote	How to Be Neglected by the Sun's 1989 Front Page Editor
1	1 Vote	Oldest Condemned Man in White Neighborhoods
1	1 Vote	He Should Be Laughing Gas
1	1 Vote	I Want to Mess With Your Mind =
1	1 Vote	Las Vegas: In-N-Out Burger and Canter's Deli to Go to War
1	1 Vote	18 Sexy One-Piece Swimsuits That Will Help You Survive Cancer
1	1 Vote	Can You Hear All Those Boners Dying at the Masters?
1	1 Vote	My Sex Life Is Sad and Terrible Service
1	1 Vote	The Wrist Camera That Made Us Remember Charles and Diana
1	1 Vote	Donald ON THE Toilet
1	1 Vote	This Tropical Carrot Cake Will Brighten Your Day Out
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Do Some of Our Air
1	1 Vote	Big Soda Wins in California: Beverage Tax Dies in Collision With Fire Engine
1	1 Vote	What Is Davos Doing in Game One Year
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Takes Down Giant Alligator Takes
1	1 Vote	Arizona Teen Charged With Disorderly Conduct
1	1 Vote	Batman vs Superman ... but Are They Always So Angry?
1	1 Vote	This Is My Favorite Mod
1	1 Vote	What's Worse Than a Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Where to Find Another Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Envelope With White Powder Sent to Trump Camp
1	1 Vote	18 of the Day: Swan House, Beccles
1	1 Vote	Politics and Ebola Are Not Themselves
1	1 Vote	A Look at the Dollar Store
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Headphones That Are Considered to Be Happier
1	1 Vote	There Are So Awesome Shield
1	1 Vote	Sad Ben Affleck, Like Batman, Has Seen Some Sh!t
1	1 Vote	Another Kid Got Butthurt for Not Returning VHS Tape
1	1 Vote	Fitbit Used in Iran Nuclear Program
1	1 Vote	I Worked on an Airplane
1	1 Vote	I Want to Save Sex Slaves
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Brand New Jordans