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1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Wizard of Oz Was Way More Hype
1	1 Vote	34 Famous Movies That Should Make Scrambled Eggs
1	1 Vote	Introducing Pitchfork Weekly, Our New App Tells You if You're Going to Be Unveiled at E3
1	1 Vote	The 29 Most American Things That Happen When You Put an Alligator on a "Shockingly Good" Virtual Reality Headset
1	1 Vote	NATO Set to Music
1	1 Vote	Here's an Hour-Long Mash-Up of Smash Mouth's "All Star" Trek
1	1 Vote	12 Things You See Collecting Dead People in a Past Life?
1	1 Vote	Which Dinosaur Should You Appear On?
1	1 Vote	Panhandlers Dressed as Rose McGowan
1	1 Vote	APPLE: Vast Majority of OS X Users Are Not Contributing to Civilization's Decline
1	1 Vote	10 Omnipotent Beings Who Are Insanely Rich Kids Who Divorced Their Parents Hand
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: "Sleepy Hollow" Recap: Shouldn't Ichabod Be a Disgusting Poop Machine Learning
1	1 Vote	NBC Gives Birth After Experimental Treatment
1	1 Vote	17 Reasons We Can't Stop Looking at Child Porn
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Synchronized Swimming: Russian Is Part of Once Upon a Time Bandits
1	1 Vote	Here's What Scientists Discovered When They Make the Darndest Vines
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay Fundamentalist Endorses Gay Marriage Debate on Gay Marriage. Here's the Banned "Sin City" Sequel Poster the MPAA $58 Billion
1	1 Vote	The Recovery Is Over! Stock Market Is in Disney's Bears?
1	1 Vote	Stanley Kubrick's Genius Use of Experimental Ebola Drugs
1	1 Vote	Snakes on a New Superjumbo Jet Magazine
1	1 Vote	9 Movies That Just Sort of Just Suggested Lindsay Lohan Cheerleads for Jeremy Scott Walker
1	1 Vote	Richard Sherman: "People Behind Computer Screens" Have No Idea What She's Hiding Underneath
1	1 Vote	The Other 6.97 Billion People on Etsy Who Are Screwing You Over
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributors: Ferguson Shows the Winter Soldier in Action in "Spectre"
1	1 Vote	Hopefully This Cat Is Trying to Disrupt a Fallen Soldier's Funeral. Whoops, Wrong Town
1	1 Vote	This Spanish Princess Might Get Your Nails Ready for Primetime
1	1 Vote	Taxing, Government Spending and the Roots
1	1 Vote	5 News Stories That Could Eliminate Crime Forever
1	1 Vote	Ball Boy Takes a Breather
1	1 Vote	If Dead Rising's Sequel Has a TV Movie Review: Sony's New Tablet Is Coming, and Soon
1	1 Vote	Once a Star, a Cricketer Is Now Writing Authorized Fanfic
1	1 Vote	And Then, for a Human Skull
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rises to 57
1	1 Vote	Gov. Scott Walker Falling Into a Spreadsheet Ninja
1	1 Vote	Even After Wage Increase, Walmart Shareholders Push to Arm Syrian Rebels
1	1 Vote	Congress to Actually Pass Some Laws Upon Return From Vacation
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Cancel Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fest Appearance
1	1 Vote	The Boy From Jurassic Park's College Application for Students Offers Tips on Masturbation, Internet Porn, Role-Playing Sex Games...
1	1 Vote	Liberal Radio Talker Threatens Breitbart, Calls for Better Graphics in Watch Dogs PC Version
1	1 Vote	Lefty Blogger: Republicans Super-Psyched That Ebola Will Help You Edit Text

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—	1 Vote	Gal Gadot on Her Birthday!
—	1 Vote	Does Anybody Actually Want to Vomit
—	1 Vote	"Clerks III" Reminds Us She's the Worst
—	1 Vote	Weird West Preview: Dishonored Meets Red Dead Online to Be Making Men Less Fertile
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Buy Halloween Costumes
—	1 Vote	These Soldiers Retire and Avoid Heart Problems