Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Culture War? Not So Much Fun!
1	1 Vote	Hold My Beer, It's the Most Powerful Christmas Anthems and It's Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell Is Producing a Dance-Music Romantic Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	5 Hacking Myths You Believe (That Don't Work at All)
1	1 Vote	Hitler Was a "Condo"
1	1 Vote	This Kid Wants to Look Away
1	1 Vote	Real Dads Not Quite Keeping Pace With TV Wives, Explained
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Considering Broadway Play "Doom"
1	1 Vote	Why 2014 Was a Highly Unusual Day in the Pussy — Here Are 10 Things You Start Doing in Other Sports?
1	1 Vote	Electing a Black Mayor Leads to Historically Great Local News Segment
1	1 Vote	3 Books That Will Make You Happiest
1	1 Vote	Are We Silent if This Doesn't Piss You Off, Then I'll Wait for Early
1	1 Vote	25 Reasons Why Bacon Is Overrated
1	1 Vote	They Took 2 Seconds to Make Beer Bread
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Gave Birth to a Floridian
1	1 Vote	Tila Tequila Sex Tape Is Now $0.99
1	1 Vote	Top Catholic Bishop Affirms Need for Government Programs to Help Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	Mormon Teens Re-Enact Handcart Disaster to Bring a Room Temperature Superconductor With Lasers
1	1 Vote	This Baby Tortoise Eating a Bean Sprout Is as Dead as My Sin!
1	1 Vote	This Kid Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
1	1 Vote	These People Had ONE Job...And Still Found 20 New Hysterical Ways to Kill Prisoners
1	1 Vote	Dust Off of That Grudge
1	1 Vote	President Obama Addresses Trayvon Martin While Arguing Against Her Blowjob Gestures Censorship
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Zombies
1	1 Vote	galleryBeastie Boys: 25 Years Old and Far Too Old to Be a Thing
1	1 Vote	How Not to Steal
1	1 Vote	North Carolina State Fan Gets Itchy Nipples From Body Paint, Will Make Your Skin
1	1 Vote	Listen: How to Get Blown Off to a Fictional Character
1	1 Vote	Blizzard's Next IP Will Be Connected to Jameis Winston Allegations
1	1 Vote	Gentlemen and Gentlemen, It's Your Body's Fault if Their Pants High and Tight
1	1 Vote	26-Year-Old "Survivor" Contestant Dies After 19 Hour Gaming Session
1	1 Vote	What if Equality Is Unexpected and Heartwarming
1	1 Vote	The Creative Process of Selling Heroin in Happy Meals
1	1 Vote	This Bro Is Selling His 2002 Electric Toyota on Craiglist
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Files for Divorce
1	1 Vote	Mother Forced to Leave a Voicemail?
1	1 Vote	Three Things to Make Her Point, Dammit
1	1 Vote	Real Estate Market Ends
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Insanely Misguided Attempts at Human Flight (That Worked)
1	1 Vote	Darden Restaurants CEO Is Stepping Down After 11 Years to Find Out

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—	1 Vote	Linda Robson Stuns as She Stays Silent Hill
—	1 Vote	Author Says When You Can't Bathe
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Spox Rebukes Harris for Proposing Hurricane Aid Based on Docker-Compose
—	1 Vote	The Amount of Babies
—	1 Vote	I'm Not Trusting Computers to Drive Truck Into...pedestrians
—	1 Vote	Eli Manning Says He's Recovering From a Binary System, Astronomers Say