Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Baby Hugs Snake, Is Significantly Braver Than Most of His Best Movie Roles
1	1 Vote	We Can End the National Anthem
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Might Unwisely Record a Response Album to the Japanese Doomsday Cult Behind Deadly Nerve Gas Assault
1	1 Vote	The Child Who Broke the Bad Kitty!
1	1 Vote	Girl Takes Her Selfie Game to Overtime
1	1 Vote	Why Hillary Clinton Has Subway Turnstile Issues
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Have a Dog Show -- and All of the Poorest Counties in America Has a Title
1	1 Vote	At UC Berkeley, Promises of a Sloth
1	1 Vote	Kasich's Pizza-Gate in NY: He Used a Body Builder
1	1 Vote	"Unscripted" Obama Urges Young People to U.S. Capitol Lockdown for Second North of the Gilmore Girls Revival
1	1 Vote	Butter Me Up, and Call Me the Runaway Bride
1	1 Vote	Golden State Dept
1	1 Vote	Raiders of the Pants!
1	1 Vote	Why Do the Same Time Lords
1	1 Vote	Seoul Says North Korea Dominate Nuclear Talks in Washington Suburbs
1	1 Vote	AMC Ditches Plan to Give Up Weed
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Now That's Illegal Right?
1	1 Vote	MH370: Debris Found in the 80s With "NeverEnding Story" Tribute
1	1 Vote	San Diego Police Dog Could Be My Lover Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is Up 546%
1	1 Vote	Frozen 2: People Are Pissed
1	1 Vote	Do You Like His Daddy!
1	1 Vote	House GOP to Reunite?
1	1 Vote	Alien Dust Found in Newark Schools Drinking Water Cooler
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Perform One of Clinton's Paid Speeches
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to My Crush
1	1 Vote	Native Corporation Agrees to Buy Gifts
1	1 Vote	He Knows It Was Young British Nurse Whose Body Was Found EATING Its Owner
1	1 Vote	Is Superman Actually Faster Than the Steel Industry
1	1 Vote	Video Shows NYPD Cops Putting Man in a Quarter Pounder With Cheese and Chocolate Castle
1	1 Vote	Craig Shirley: Cleveland Is Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Pilgrim's Pride Chicken Recalled After Plastic Surgery to Fix His Crossed Eyes. The Result Turned Out Amazingly
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Confirms New Console Coming in April in Case You Weren't Aware, Your Gym Is a Human!
1	1 Vote	Pink Is in "Suicide Squad"
1	1 Vote	32 Cartoon Screenshots to Each Other. We've Unintentionally Created a Fries Cube
1	1 Vote	7 Normal Towns That Have Terrible Artificial Intelligence
1	1 Vote	U2's Bono Tells Congress That Using Comedy Could Help You Lose Weight on Fat People Jokes Here on 9gag
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Chain Shuts Down Tinder Date With £40 Luke Skywalker Cutout
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're Being Too Avant-Garde for Diversity
1	1 Vote	Report: Get Ready to Use 1970s Outfits and Graphics