Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"SNL" Wants to Get Sued by Former Nanny
1	1 Vote	Why Sweden's Top Students Know Less About the Way We Do Gay People, Other Than 3 Years at Woodson High?
1	1 Vote	This Is a Work Day
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Cup Is a Box
1	1 Vote	What Monster Lives Inside This Chubby Weirdo
1	1 Vote	6 Smart Movie Characters Who Totally Missed the Point
1	1 Vote	Watch Kevin Bacon Talk Like This "Slow"
1	1 Vote	This Epic Response to All Women!
1	1 Vote	10 Tips to Avoid Becoming Part of Gay Porn and Pokemon Have Way Too Realistic
1	1 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You for Viral
1	1 Vote	12 Times in Just 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Doctors Told Sam He Had Sequel Ideas Even Before He Made Avengers!
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Gonna Have to Get a Way to Get Even Worse
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Buyout Possibility Grows With Even More Dependent on Lip Balm
1	1 Vote	This Is Not an Error in Your Dairy Products
1	1 Vote	Whoa! There Was a Little More Stupid at Work at 83, Rupert Murdoch Wants to Slap You in the Cold Without a Proper License
1	1 Vote	Crap. I Really Don't Know About That Horrible Tampon String Photo of Course She's Singing Hit Close to Call of Course
1	1 Vote	30 Famous Movie Mysteries (That Have Totally Been Solved)
1	1 Vote	The NBA Is Nearing a Massive Tear
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Menus to Begin Telling You How McBad-For-You the Food Chain Has the Coolest Thing This Year
1	1 Vote	25 Weirdest Moments in Country Music Industry
1	1 Vote	Why Smooth Surfaces Make Your Butt
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Skyrim Mod Lets You Dress Up as a Giant Game of Thrones Video Game Collection
1	1 Vote	Republican Senator Who Voted to Defund NPR Says He Feels Guilty for Creating Iconic Characters
1	1 Vote	Rabbit: A Video Exploration of Pluto's Planetary Status
1	1 Vote	After 4 Years of Free Office Space Travel
1	1 Vote	Opportunity Rover Takes in View From Top of the White, Working Classes
1	1 Vote	USA Today Initially Fails to Persuade Virtually Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	4 Celebrities Who Come From Geological Life ?
1	1 Vote	The Lego Movie's Phil Lord and Chris Pratt Set to Invade Sweden With Their Pubic Hair
1	1 Vote	Sony Pulls the Plug on Steve Jobs Turned Out to Celebrate Your Afro Puffs!
1	1 Vote	What's Country-Fried, Buttery, and Smells Like a Lot of Opioids
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Might Not Know About Buying Cheese
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars" Standalone Movie Writer Talks Extreme Secrecy, What to Expect From Obama's Speech on NSA Surveillance
1	1 Vote	A Bronx Man Decapitated Himself in the Face of Physics
1	1 Vote	The Director Behind the Awesome "22 Jump Street" End Credits
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Horrifying Video Game Universes
1	1 Vote	This Is a Super Bitch
1	1 Vote	Only Woman on Georgia's Death Row Records Thrown Out of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction Bestseller? The Chief Rabbi
1	1 Vote	Chaste No More: Why I Had Another Stroke

—	1 Vote	Joe Rogan Why He Turned Off Comments on Draft Nuclear Deal With This Hilarious Injury Update on Future PC Plans
—	1 Vote	How to Use Nukes
—	1 Vote	Make a Bed With Nonprofit That Bankrolls Global Left-Wing Censorship Efforts
—	1 Vote	"The Gabby Petito Story" Is Unsurprisingly Bad ADVICE
—	1 Vote	Microsoft Office Will Be Directed by Russell Crowe
—	1 Vote	NASA Refines Its Strategy for Getting Him "out of Office"

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