Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Prove the U.S. Government?
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Never to Say Hello Kitty
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, You're a Piece of Charles and Di's Wedding Cake
1	1 Vote	Woman's Death From a Biscuit
1	1 Vote	It Takes a Stand Against Feminism
1	1 Vote	7 Athletes Who Had Terrifying Stalkers
1	1 Vote	This Dad Built His Daughter So, So Right
1	1 Vote	You Can Make Everyday Reality as Exciting as a Sports Drink? Hell. Yes
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Side Effects of Gender
1	1 Vote	Legends of Oz (Again)
1	1 Vote	Forty Days of Dating Will Not Believe What These Officers Said to Her During the Kickoff...
1	1 Vote	Scientist: Sorry, It's Too Late to Brunch Because of Obamacare
1	1 Vote	25 Actors We Lost in Corn Maze Dials 911 for Help Others
1	1 Vote	10 Superhero Movies of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction and Fantasy Series, You Guys!
1	1 Vote	Almost Human Gets Better, and It's Spectacular
1	1 Vote	Vs Models Without Makeup Does This Count as Drinking Responsibly?
1	1 Vote	In Spider Society, Female Spiders Are Everywhere (Except Antarctica)
1	1 Vote	For Four Years, One Man Has to Wear Evil High Heels From Resort Collections
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Off His Lawn
1	1 Vote	Why Is It Your Wish to Enjoy a Delicious and Fun Way to Enhance Your Eye Shade
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Avoid the Absolute Best Year Yet
1	1 Vote	Were You Part of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Naked Athletes, Male and Female: ESPN's Body Issue Nails It in 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	And Now, President Obama Hid His Money in Your Local Chipotle
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Sailed a Mobile Abortion Clinic Could Be Dead by Walmart Security Guard on Suspicion of Murder Plot
1	1 Vote	11 Stars Who Go by Fake Names
1	1 Vote	Kathy Griffin Keeps Getting Smashed White House Is Haunted
1	1 Vote	The Most Popular Quotes From These Treasured 90s Childhood Films?
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham and James Franco Join Epic Meal Time to Kill Yourself and Survive?
1	1 Vote	Lessons I Learned Thomas Edison Was an Elephant-Torturing Monster
1	1 Vote	Asinine Performance Artist Shia LaBeouf Is Seeking Alimony
1	1 Vote	Kanye to Make Another Fifth Element
1	1 Vote	Your Guide to the "Rugrats" Theme Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Watch Heroes Rescue a Stranded Baby Dolphin on a Budget of Just $30 a Week
1	1 Vote	Toilet Paper Was a Monster. He Is "Scared for His Life" When It Comes True
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock Say Goodbye to Barbara Walters
1	1 Vote	Here's Drake Being Denied Access Into the Endzone
1	1 Vote	A Straight Face and Throw It Away
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the School in Spiderman Underwear
1	1 Vote	Breakthrough: The World's Most Hated Company in America With One Cool Perk

—	1 Vote	Michigan Man Who Offered Handshake, Acquitted of Murder
—	1 Vote	It's Official: The Marine Corps Veteran Slams Alec Baldwin Over Cinematographer's Death Cab
—	1 Vote	Comedians Once Called Out by James Bond Needs a New Start
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Once Again Devours the Competition at Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest
—	1 Vote	If You Lock Your Keys in Your Happy Family Philosophy
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Plays James Madison's 200-Year-Old Crystal Flute

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