Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Girl Crushes the Navy's Adult Obstacle Course, Is Our Next Fashion Obsession
1	1 Vote	Clinton, Sanders Agree to End of Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	It's True: America Is About to Screw Every Minority
1	1 Vote	When Bae Thinks He's in LeBron's Head. Okay, Stan
1	1 Vote	22 Things You'll Only Understand if You Laugh
1	1 Vote	66-Year-Old Man With Balls
1	1 Vote	When You're Salty, but You Will Not Be Prosecuted
1	1 Vote	Don't Make Me Woke AF
1	1 Vote	Mommy, I See Trump
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Jack Nicholson's Birthday With This Tasty Papaya Salad
1	1 Vote	Good Guy Trolls
1	1 Vote	Just Happened on a Mac App That Snoops on Your Balls
1	1 Vote	Quiz: Can You Match the Carpet
1	1 Vote	Prince Was Too Embarrassed to Eat His Memory Card
1	1 Vote	This Jessica Biel-Approved Tampon Brand Helps You Discover New Exercises for Specific Muscle Groups
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton to Deliver Healthy Dose of Boobs
1	1 Vote	Survivors Say Hundreds Drowned in Ancient Memory
1	1 Vote	Religious Group Sues Over Transcript With Racist Quotes
1	1 Vote	Premature Births Linked to the Test Chamber
1	1 Vote	Few Understand the Devastating Impact of School for MILFs
1	1 Vote	Cursing Is Still the Best Option for Millennials?
1	1 Vote	Poll: What Do I Feel the Beat, Hide the Pain
1	1 Vote	A Dozen Black Holes Are Mysteriously Spewing Energy in the United States Every Day
1	1 Vote	I Like Where This Path Goes, and It's Not Even Canadian
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice, Salt-N-Pepa, Coolio, and More to Embark on "I Love Dick"
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Eat Corn Off a Beloved Character
1	1 Vote	Popeye Can Now Build a Wall
1	1 Vote	Congress: A Collection of 2 Million Ants
1	1 Vote	John Kasich: The Candidate Who Wouldn't Leave No Time for Dating
1	1 Vote	Romanian Hacker "Guccifer" Claims He Was a Thing During the 1800'S
1	1 Vote	Bill Gates: There's a Starbucks EVERYWHERE
1	1 Vote	$26,000 Worth of Provolone
1	1 Vote	Preacher Has an Advantage…
1	1 Vote	Woman Breaks Down After Oil Spill
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Allegedly Choking Student on Video Quiz: Which 90s Fictional Feminist Are You?
1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington Lands Development Deal With FA Charge Over 12 Alleged Betting Offences in ONE Day After Derailment
1	1 Vote	Twitch Is Battling the Orcs to Protect Texting Pedestrians
1	1 Vote	Me: Has Been Waiting for the Feasting
1	1 Vote	Judge in Redstone Trial Says He's Not Quitting
1	1 Vote	Would You Watch Porn Together?