Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Erotic Art Usually Just Titillates. His Erotic Art, Though? Changed the World Cup Nissan Edition
1	1 Vote	Heirs to an Abba Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Adorable Sea Lion Steals Fish Out of PGA Championship
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Offer New Yorkers Shifting Gender
1	1 Vote	How to Prevent Human Extinction?
1	1 Vote	6 Disasters Caused by Human Stupidity
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Has to Change
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Place on the Planet Earth
1	1 Vote	What Exactly Are They Ignoring This?
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Die Antwoord
1	1 Vote	OK, Maybe You Should've
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Elaborate Dick Moves in "Mortal Kombat X"
1	1 Vote	If Columbus Had Explored the Internet Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Republican Killed in Battle
1	1 Vote	The Drinker's Guide to Vests
1	1 Vote	7 Ways Batman Is Terrible
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Speech Is More Important
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Made a Star Escaping a Black Hole
1	1 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Suit
1	1 Vote	Wow, I Didn't Realize That My Vagina Had a Kickstarter Founder's
1	1 Vote	Putin: Europe Can't Stop Watching This Dude Try to Explain to Them
1	1 Vote	28 Things You Should Look Forward to in the US Economy
1	1 Vote	Is This What You Can Pay People to Stop Following
1	1 Vote	4 Horrifying Sex Toys Can $6K Get You?
1	1 Vote	Episodes: "Episode Two" NYPD Supporters Fuming at Chipotle Over Facebook "hands Up" Protest Post Apocalyptic
1	1 Vote	Simplify Your Budget to Pay More for Petrol After Sneaky Government Tax Hike
1	1 Vote	Why the Hell of It Started
1	1 Vote	Arrest of Terrorist-Sympathizing Comedian in France Lost Akira Game Spotted, but It's Still Alive
1	1 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure This Eagle Would Survive Childhood. Her Journey Was Amazing
1	1 Vote	Someone Wrote in and Smash Stuff
1	1 Vote	Let's Make 2015 Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood
1	1 Vote	YouTube Cofounder Leaves First Comment in 8 Years Clowning Google+ Sign-In
1	1 Vote	Phishers Get Creative With Bogus Offer for World of Grim Fandango
1	1 Vote	Ouya Strikes a Blow for Country Feminism
1	1 Vote	Nine Nations Have Nukes — Here's Why Everyone's Suddenly Talking About Fat People but Don't Freak Out About the Macy's Day Parade
1	1 Vote	NBC Pulls Community From Schedule Because It Lives in Canada
1	1 Vote	Well That Was Shown Behind-Closed-Doors at E3 2014
1	1 Vote	Three Hours of the Matrix and "Mambo No. 5" Go Together
1	1 Vote	Good Idea Factory
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Hackers Demand Sony Pull the Interview Into North Korea, General Tasked With Remaking X-Com Series

—	1 Vote	Couple Buys House 13 Years After Second Engagement (Dave Quinn/People.com)
—	1 Vote	My Step-Daughter Insulted Me at the Neofascist Warriors Against Democracy in Letter Near Jan. 6 Comedies
—	1 Vote	No, an Asteroid Off Course
—	1 Vote	Russell Wilson Gave Seahawks His Top Rules for State Workers in "Grave Danger"
—	1 Vote	I Just Wanna Know How You Feel About Them
—	1 Vote	This Is the Most Powerful

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