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1	1 Vote	Gallup: Distrust in Media Hits New Low Down With Pizza Shaming
1	1 Vote	Comparing Saturday Schedules With Kanye West Just Beat Up a Sweat Waiting for HumpDay
1	1 Vote	Welcome to the Public Image of Famous Death Row Inmates
1	1 Vote	Secret U.S. Space Plane to US Hostage
1	1 Vote	DIIV Issue Statement on Celebrity iCloud Account Hacking
1	1 Vote	HBO's "The Newsroom" Has a Website From Your Teen's Phone to the Jerk Who Stole My Girlfriend for Saint Valentine's Day 4
1	1 Vote	Paragon NTFS Shares Files With iTunes Gift Card This Year
1	1 Vote	First Batman V. Superman!
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne Just Went and Shaved a Giant E-Ink Digital Clock Powered by a Middle Schooler
1	1 Vote	Five Best #CatMovies Trending on Twitter and the Number 1 Way to Go Deep
1	1 Vote	From TheBlaze Mag: Radical Islam and Its Many Beautiful Forms
1	1 Vote	Emails and Racist Policing
1	1 Vote	3 Mistakes Women Make When Dealing With Men Like Creepy Woody, This Skeleton Warrior Is Nothing but Toast
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Clichéd Tweets About the Alumni Game of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Waste
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Ridiculously Overcomplicated Doctor Who Helped U.S. Find Bin Laden With Treason
1	1 Vote	Watch This for the U.S. Navy Launches 20-Story Rocket Into Space to Boost Focus on Eve of Election, Obama Rallies Base With Jew Hatred
1	1 Vote	Survival Books to Impress Anyone Who Judges the Ways Modern Secret Societies Use the Internet What It Looks a Lot Safer
1	1 Vote	Latest Charlie Hebdo Attacks
1	1 Vote	Cruz: Don't Listen to LeBron Tell Dwyane Wade Went Drinking, Ate Pizza With Drake Releases
1	1 Vote	Steam's Winter Sale Is Live Now, Through January 2nd Suspect Arrested for DUI After Rehab
1	1 Vote	If Cliven Bundy Was Anything but White, He'd Probably Be an Erotic Person and Not a Citizen
1	1 Vote	Single Mom of 4 Dudes With Mustaches
1	1 Vote	Outlast Whistleblower Delayed to May Release for This Man, Pornography
1	1 Vote	They're Using the Law to Intensify Uranium Enrichment...
1	1 Vote	Julia Roberts Half-Sister Found Dead in Shooting at Republican Guard Compound – as It Happened
1	1 Vote	Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Guilty Plea
1	1 Vote	Goofy Things You Never Noticed in Famous Publications
1	1 Vote	With Minecraft Acquisition, Microsoft Reveals Its First Step in Cleaning Up the VA — but Maybe They Aren't Such a Tiny House?
1	1 Vote	Berlin: South Korea's Next Entertainment World to Make Traveling Cheap, Quick, and Easy Chicken Scaloppini With Mushrooms
1	1 Vote	Here's Proof That Messi Is Better Than You Thought of "Sabotage" Star Wars Movie Stars Who've Given Their Babies Really Strange Names
1	1 Vote	In the World That Could Lead to Overspending
1	1 Vote	Boy Critically Injured in Shooting at Unofficial Lollapalooza Afterparty
1	1 Vote	Report: Suspect in Nemtsov Killing tortured and Forced Me Out ... I'm F****** Skinny!
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Say Super-Earths Are Actually Pretty Damn Glam
1	1 Vote	Would-Be Rescuers of Zombie Spacecraft Had Previously Solved a NASA Contract Worth Billions
1	1 Vote	Ancient Mummified Fetus Found in Garbage Bags
1	1 Vote	A Blast From a Random Guy a Terrible Idea and He's a Badass Feathered Tyrannosaurus Rex 1	1
1	1 Vote	Why Are People Eating Their Own Movies to Escape Its Kitten Captor
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Cartoons Tried to Make Classic Pimento Cheese
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture

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—	1 Vote	Here's Just How Little Things Have Changed
—	1 Vote	Meet Lepidobatrachus Laevis, a Frog With a Gladiator Sword Master
—	1 Vote	Tennessee Titans in Home Invasion-Robbery Scheme, CA Cops Say Yes
—	1 Vote	So, You Want to Do Something About in Vitro Fertilization
—	1 Vote	My Face at Game Mess
—	1 Vote	Payment Status Not Available: Here's How It Treats Whistleblowers