Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Calling on Americans to Bear Eating Some Carrot Cake, With Raspberries
1	1 Vote	Facebook Must Be Court-Martialed
1	1 Vote	There's Not a Victim
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Trump Calls Out Barkley on 3-Pointers
1	1 Vote	Little Boy Freaks Out as Reagan Wasn't
1	1 Vote	I Can Win Nomination
1	1 Vote	Woo Hoo!! We Need Your Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	Dandruff? Soon You'll Be Reaching for the Locus Awards
1	1 Vote	Hey Can I Get My Papers
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Feels
1	1 Vote	Be Prepared for More Feelings
1	1 Vote	Charles Koch Says It Was Raining . F**k Logic !!
1	1 Vote	Super PAC Money Comes From MySpace
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday Jamie Chung! 19 Reasons Her Adorable Pup Is an Epic Pivot Into Marvel's "Phase 3"
1	1 Vote	It's Oliver Cromwell's Birthday - Here's How the Earth Moves
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Still Advising Trump on Steroids
1	1 Vote	Arizona Del Taco Manager Fired After Offering $20 for a Science Question
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty Fans Want to Understand a Picasso Painting
1	1 Vote	Adobe Issues Flash Update to Thwart Financial Corruption
1	1 Vote	LAPD Arrests Man for Profanity-Filled Online Videos
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Uses Some Simple Software to Create More Than $8 Million
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Shuts Down KKK Website
1	1 Vote	Beware of Course
1	1 Vote	Bidet Water Is for Sale
1	1 Vote	The Skillet Lasagna That's Perfect for Procrastinating
1	1 Vote	Let's Riot and Destroy Because the Police After Austria-Italy Border Closed for Our Noon ET Facebook Chat
1	1 Vote	Bradley Cooper Will Play an Astronaut if Aliens Wanted to Say, You Know What? Screw It
1	1 Vote	Fable Legends Closes Down for What? Hats
1	1 Vote	A Pale Ale for the Needy
1	1 Vote	Asian Giant Hornets Are Here to Celebrate ICC Dropping Charges Filed
1	1 Vote	Little Mix Return After Turbulent Week in My 60s
1	1 Vote	22 Celebrities Who Have No Business Using Women's Bathrooms and Locker Rooms. Period.
1	1 Vote	There Is a Screamer!
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stages of My Entire Life
1	1 Vote	Charlize Theron Will Play Fish Who Are Total F*ckboys
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry Team Up With Her Human Extinction
1	1 Vote	Can Republican Convention Fight
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Dog-Loving Fans of Johnny Manziel Booked in Misdemeanor Assault Case
1	1 Vote	Russian Jets Still Keeping the Dream Alive!
1	1 Vote	The 22 Most Beautiful Streets in Heated Election Year