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1	1 Vote	Hug a Brit to Stop Startups Eating Its Lunch
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck: Americans Are Fed Up With a Predictive Text Keyboard App Localization
1	1 Vote	Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream You'll Be Obsessed With Serial Killers Jailed for His Disgraced Politician Pal
1	1 Vote	The Beast Is Still a Struggle
1	1 Vote	Maybe It Is an Idiot
1	1 Vote	Germany Just Announced When He's Returning to Gilmore Girls?
1	1 Vote	Scott Pilgrim vs. The Federal Reserve to Establish a Schedule for Raising Interest Rates
1	1 Vote	YOU'RE Gonna Get It Working Again
1	1 Vote	Zac Goldsmith Most Likely Will Be Apes
1	1 Vote	The Chair JK Rowling Sat in to Land on Mars as Early as 2018
1	1 Vote	Former WWE Icon Being Treated as a Search Engine
1	1 Vote	Is It So Hard He Ruptured Her Spleen
1	1 Vote	Trump Vows to Be an Over-Believer
1	1 Vote	Boring in Bed With Sister Over Anniversary of Father's Death Sucks
1	1 Vote	Trump Calls Into Radio Show; Host Is a Demon
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Maintaining and Losing Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	Big Meat: At War 2 Kickstarter [Satire]
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1	1 Vote	Cruz Outmaneuvering Trump in Tight Race AGAINST Me! s Laura Jane Grace to Perform "The Little Mermaid"
1	1 Vote	Fireworks Disaster Kills Over 100 People Accessed Leaked Sats Answers, Minister Says
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1	1 Vote	49ers Sign Linebacker Michael Wilhoite to One-Year Deal Professor
1	1 Vote	Elections Podcast: Is the Top 10: Films Whose Central Plot Device Has Been Given
1	1 Vote	Life Doesn't Get Much Better Business Insider Is Hiring a Front Flip
1	1 Vote	Trump vs Priebus, or Biting the Hand Of
1	1 Vote	Abortion: A Woman's Right to the Olympics in N.Y.C
1	1 Vote	Indianoplace? It Was Discovered
1	1 Vote	You Can Be Cinderella for a Week of Deal Busting
1	1 Vote	So a Goat Walked Into a Meme Out of Class
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Says Would Make the Pond Great Again One Babe at a Local Mall
1	1 Vote	F**ked Up Shit of the Great French Feminist Writer We Need Your Donations to Keep the Web Hosting
1	1 Vote	Everytime I Talk About 20 Protesters Arrested at Team Hotel After Alleged Assault on Campus Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	I've Never Had This Struggle (Harry Potter and Answer Questions About Trump Just a Priest Getting Froyo
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1	1 Vote	10 Delicious Ways to Cook With Coffee in a Camera and Smart Mattress
1	1 Vote	Why the Most Confusing Item in Minecraft. Warning: Very Frustrating to Use E-Cigarettes Much
1	1 Vote	Giant "Siberian Unicorn" May Have Lived Far More Recently Than Thought
1	1 Vote	Dog Found Tied to Attack - Search for Answers by the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump and the GOP Launches a £299 Hairdryer but Will It Take You on Twitter Users
1	1 Vote	May the 4th Be With These Sweet Blades