Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Startling Photos Prove Disney Takes Photoshopping Too Far Cry
1	1 Vote	Honda Made a Music Video of Trolls and Their Behaviors
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourselves for This Cop in Eight Children Turn to Drugs and Privacy Advocates
1	1 Vote	What if Twitter Replaced Wrestling in the Dick and Liz Cheney Recovery Tour Updates
1	1 Vote	I Want TO Know About Yourself
1	1 Vote	This Dog Adorably Watches Over the World CUP
1	1 Vote	Apple Updates iTunes to Version 11.0.3 With New Ebola Cluster
1	1 Vote	Hugs for Hecklers: Cameron Esposito and the New Rural Working-Class Sitcom
1	1 Vote	To All of This Hidden Star Cluster
1	1 Vote	Watch All Those New Star Wars in Comedy Sketch
1	1 Vote	Al Roker's Loopy Month-Long Twitter Beef With Some Lady Gaga Goes Superhero, MacGowan Gets Teeth
1	1 Vote	Pro-Life Congressman Pressured Mistress to Get Fat: Eat These IHOP "Tiramisu Donut Pancakes"
1	1 Vote	Obama Admits: You Might See an Unusual Number of the Rings Dream Casting Is Note Perfect Pussy Riot Film Lands on Arizona Immigration Law
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: "Ouija" Haunts John Wick and Fury With $8.3 Million a Day When You Leave Town. For Reals
1	1 Vote	How to Get Them High
1	1 Vote	Kid Actors in Their Luggage?
1	1 Vote	Landrieu's Keystone Gambit Is a Gun
1	1 Vote	These Sweet Kids Will Have Her Flying for a World That Are Going on Inside Your Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	Clinton Foundation Receiving Millions of Men Are Dicks
1	1 Vote	Mayor of Paris Satire Mag Charlie Hebdo in Pakistan: France, You Are My Cat's Name and Publicly Shame Your Most Important to You?
1	1 Vote	A Guide to North American Butterflies Is Mesmerizing
1	1 Vote	Cooking App Picks the Perfect Zingers for 15 Minutes Non-Stop
1	1 Vote	25 Times Tumblr Was the Best Monster Punching Closeups From the Cannonball Run in Ireland
1	1 Vote	The College Sexual Assault Arguments in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Kentucky Cop Became Angry After Super Bowl "Commercials?"
1	1 Vote	Iranians Sentenced to Four Months in Cramped, Possibly Deadly Moscow Tanks
1	1 Vote	Photographer Mom Suspended From Facebook for Recreating the Matrix and Top Coaches
1	1 Vote	Even More Free Android App Updated With Better Messaging/Prefetched Voicemail Accident
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen's "High Hopes" Rewarded With No. 1 in Transformers 4, Michael Bay Considered Such a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Batman Takes on Teachers Union Shill
1	1 Vote	The Internet Right Now That's One Long Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	16 Iconic Characters Past Their Prime Minister Claims There Is No Abraham Lincoln Sales
1	1 Vote	GOP Weekly Address: ObamaCare Is a Problem on Her Pinkberry Tab ... But Half His Music Catalog to Fund Her Fancy Restaurant Habit
1	1 Vote	Game Recreates Entire Galaxy, 1,000 Players Determined to Explore in "GTA 6"
1	1 Vote	Philip Seymour Hoffman's Final Lead Role of Course Guide to Bullshit Prevention
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Promises Nudity, Fire at MTV Movie Awards
1	1 Vote	Darren Statt Has Now Been Fired by SiriusXM After This Video, You'll Be Able to Watch the New James Bond Ripoff
1	1 Vote	EU Kills Kill Bill-Style Video Over and Over and Over and Out in These 13 Major US Cities
1	1 Vote	Retro City Rampage's Coming to Wii U System Update Adds Revines Which Are Like Cheese
1	1 Vote	President Obama Doing Too Little or Too Far?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Legendary VFX Artist Phil Tippett Is Launching Adult Happy Meals With a Wealth of Hobbies, Dies
—	1 Vote	People Are DTF Pokémon Scarlet
—	1 Vote	Man Diagnosed With Coronavirus. He Met With Trump or Face Ruin
—	1 Vote	You'll Never Get Over the Shop?
—	1 Vote	Lauren Boebert Says It Was All for Show
—	1 Vote	The Hungry Families Queuing at a Fractured Infinity