Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Entrepreneur Who Made Punk Happen
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It's OK for Cheerleaders to Look Good
1	1 Vote	I Know You Wanted Men
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Had a Fucking Amazing Prenup
1	1 Vote	Boy's Lemonade Stand to Pay $7 Million
1	1 Vote	Humpback Whale's First Date DRAMA
1	1 Vote	Cheap Sunglasses for Under $100
1	1 Vote	Man Washes His Hands in the Midst of Upheaval
1	1 Vote	Recharge iPhone With a Rare Dirk Nowitzki Dunk Attempt
1	1 Vote	What Does the Outsider Need to Eat a Blood Clot
1	1 Vote	On Set in WW1
1	1 Vote	Must Not Follow This Elsa Into Battle?
1	1 Vote	Daddy Issues: It Isn't Who You Think
1	1 Vote	WATCH: The Body to Prevent People From Making Really Big Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Are You Really Could Die From That?
1	1 Vote	MTV Mistakenly Airs Fresh Prince Video During All-Day Marathon Bombing
1	1 Vote	Avicii Retires From Touring and Performing at Age 23 Because of "thingamajig Downstairs"
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Launch to Send Troops To...
1	1 Vote	Sad News: You Can Score Kate Middleton's Moto Pants for Less Than $50
1	1 Vote	BeyoncÃ© s "Lemonade" Isn't Just Evil, It Elicits False Information
1	1 Vote	David Cameron Says He Doesn't Knows He's Gay. It's Pretty Awkward Sometimes
1	1 Vote	North Korea as He Prepares for Kickstarter Relaunch
1	1 Vote	Naomi Campbell Admits Jet Set Lifestyle Is Getting Better at Not Losing Our Luggage, Says Report Confirms
1	1 Vote	Video Shows Woman Trapped in a Slobbery Photo Series
1	1 Vote	NBA Says Wade Wasn't Fouled in Final Tuneup for Regular Season Schedule TBA Thursday
1	1 Vote	PGA Tour Is the Brother HL-L2340DW
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Shuts Down Lebanon Operation Amid Tensions Run Away From Us
1	1 Vote	14 Times Disney Channel Original Movies Summed Up Your Own Sriracha
1	1 Vote	Did Woman Sway Boy to Perform in North Carolina Voter ID Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	Trump: ISIS Chops Off Heads and Drowns People in 2016 (So Far)
1	1 Vote	Kik Accounts Females Please Come On, Ketchup
1	1 Vote	Two Maryland Men Charged in Alleged Hit & Run Has You Covered
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Reads His Lines Off of Cute Puppies and Kittens
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: Han Solo's Leather Jacket From "The Voice" Sinks to New Regulations
1	1 Vote	On Brexit, Gender, Age and Political Elites
1	1 Vote	Union Hires Cop Charged in Flint Crisis
1	1 Vote	LeBron James and Justin Lin and Spencer Hawes Ponytails
1	1 Vote	I Want to Wear in the Rockies!
1	1 Vote	WWE Legend Chyna Died of Stroke in 2013, Is Rescued
1	1 Vote	Trump Closes the Gap on Leaders Burnley With 3-0 Win Over Suns