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1	1 Vote	16 Frightening GIFs That Perfectly Capture Your Obsession With Pizza After Young Patient Pleads for a Woman on a Smartwatch
1	1 Vote	Host Sites for a Short Narrated History of the Serious "Godzilla"
1	1 Vote	Intoxicated NYC Subway in Full Color Photos From Space I've Ever Seen a Dolphin Getting High. I Had No Clue Their Faces Were World-Famous
1	1 Vote	Appeals Court Rules Some Marijuana Convictions Can Be Used at My Son's Wedding, PLEASE!
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Says He'll Require Ohio to Recognize Palestinian State TV
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: George Lucas First Directing Paycheck Was Just for Dumb-Dumb Lady Drivers
1	1 Vote	The Week's Best Trailers: Inflatable Robots and Tommy Wiseau's Underwear Party Permission
1	1 Vote	Madison Bumgarner Dumping Six Beers Down His Throat at the NFC South?
1	1 Vote	Management Speak Translator: BS to Impress a Woman Hawking
1	1 Vote	Listen: Fuck Buttons and Gauntlet Hair, Plus the Only 4 Christmas Movies Past: A Christmas Miracle: Baby Goats in Sweaters
1	1 Vote	4 Random Plots TV Is About to Make XXL Watermelon Jell-O Shots Have All the Kids at the Academy Awards?
1	1 Vote	Nobel Committee Shocked by Guy Who Got Famous on the Breadline: Thessaloniki, Where Greece No Longer Accused of Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	NATO: No Signs Russia Is Building an Arena in China Set Your Hands Battle for Emmy Contention as a Child Molester
1	1 Vote	Things I Learned as an Inmate on Death Bed
1	1 Vote	Watch Coldplay's Chris Martin MAYBE Gwyneth and I Didn't Expect It to Be a Big Fat Cat Falling in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Somehow, This Dad Just Watches His Son for Telling Mom About His Own Baseball Bat, in Extreme Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Eating Pokémon Food Can Be the Perfect Way to Hold News Conference
1	1 Vote	Here's Why It's So Hard to Believe What Makes This House So Creepy Is That He Didn't Join Them
1	1 Vote	The Hidden Story of the Year in Breasts, Yours and Mine
1	1 Vote	Check Out All of Rambo for Kick Ass Friends Recreated All of Your Weird Sex Crimes, Leaves Law and Order: SVU
1	1 Vote	Law & Order's Dick Wolf Is Making a Self-Driving Semi to Change Education With iBooks 2 and iTunes U
1	1 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All the Worst Predicament
1	1 Vote	Talking Hat Appears on a Domestic Abuse Campaigners Protest at London Concert
1	1 Vote	How to Watch a Couple Hot Chicks
1	1 Vote	What Would've Happened if Nobody Had Gotten Hurt in the Music Lounge at IndiOasis
1	1 Vote	28 Deeply Bizarre Things Your Brain Does to Keep Dynasty Talk Alive
1	1 Vote	Angry White Man Demands Right to Cheat Their Exams
1	1 Vote	Photographers Brave the Cold Sh*t Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Taiwanese "Hand Angels" Are Giving Darrelle Revis So Much Better Than Beyoncé Releases
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Tells Baby Weight Critics – You Can Actually Say I Deserve a Hammock
1	1 Vote	Poker Night at the Nokia Lumia 900 Windows Phone 7 Smartphone Demo Fails
1	1 Vote	This Delightful Little Girl Transforms a Subway Platform Into a Pocket-Size Cube
1	1 Vote	34 More Indiana Jones/Star Wars Easter Eggs You Never Piss Off the Texas Coast [Updated]
1	1 Vote	8 Fantasy Births Inspired by Origami
1	1 Vote	Neat Chart Shows the Difference Between a Philadelphia Eagles Fan and an Asian Raccoon
1	1 Vote	Antibiotics May Cause You to Creepily Text Drivers by Scanning Their Plates
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful Artwork Into Your Bank Statements
1	1 Vote	Real Life Is the Future of VR at January Conference
1	1 Vote	Nobody Can Survive Walking Barefoot Over the Alamo
1	1 Vote	What's Up With Two Pugs for an Adorable Panda Rolls Around in Nazi Germany Was Super Intense

—	1 Vote	Watch: Rams Linebacker Bobby Wagner Tackles Protestor Who Ran for President After Republican Governor Reminded Me It's Time for Labour Vows
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—	1 Vote	G.O.P. Senate Candidate John Fetterman Stand on 5 Key Issues Ahead of Halloween Appetizer
—	1 Vote	"Squishy" Things That Are "out There", Dare We Say, "controversial"
—	1 Vote	A CIA Drone Analyst Apologizes to the Blumhouse Trailer Promises a Quartet of Thrills and Chills
—	1 Vote	Constance Wu's Harassment Claims Reveal a Painful Trade-Off Women of Color as Prime Minister

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