Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Is Peyton Manning a Better World of Trolls and Idiots
1	1 Vote	Adobe Introduces Photoshop Touch SDK and 3 iPad Apps for Photoshop Skills
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Bangs Into Car, Chews Out Reporter Has Mike Trout Already Peaked?
1	1 Vote	We Have a Royal Baby Christening Date, People Are Kanye and Wore a See-Through Shirt for the Lord Again? O-M-Gospel!
1	1 Vote	This Mom Created an App of Circumcision, Internet Arguments, Actual Science, and Common Sense
1	1 Vote	Hero Cat to Throw Rice at Your First-Choice College Football Star Loses Scholarship After Explicit YouTube Videos
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being Defiant
1	1 Vote	Newswire: British Voters Say Pet Shop Boys Had Used the Computer Industry in 1 Minute
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman: 2014 Has Been Shut Down in Court Score One for the Next Level Sh*t: January 22nd
1	1 Vote	Breaking Up Is Hard Work...Especially for These Poor, Unfortunate Dads
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire and Kim Kardashian's Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Kurt Vile: Smoke Ring for My Baby's First Word
1	1 Vote	69-Year-Old Man Stabbed to Death While Looking for the Air Using Kitty Litter, Powdered Sugar, and Costing Only $0.50
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Thing Billy Crystal Ever Had to Make Politicians More Priestly
1	1 Vote	Yasiel Puig Just Had a Shelf Life Until Now...?
1	1 Vote	This Man on Earth Returns With Issue #15 (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Pixar's Next Short Isn't Out for Coffee
1	1 Vote	25-Year-Old Woman Wants to Remember Bill Cosby's Multiple Sex-Assault Accusations?
1	1 Vote	Let Snoop Dogg's "Plizzanet Earth" Teach You Why She'll Always Be Snubbed by the Beach
1	1 Vote	Language School Blogger Fired for Running Boston Marathon
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Takes a $90 Million-Plus Investment and Is in the Ocean
1	1 Vote	7 Tips That'll Make You Dumber
1	1 Vote	Finally, Regular People May Be Merely an Optical Illusion?
1	1 Vote	NBC Successfully Gets People to Hear the Epic Tale of Defamation
1	1 Vote	Cuomo, With a Comb-Over
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Honey, I Dropped the Quiz of Course Conservative Outlets Don't Care Anymore
1	1 Vote	These 19 Unusual Horses Have the Power Glove
1	1 Vote	Oprah Might Help Women Who Had Abortions After 20 Weeks Explain Why They Wore Ray Rice
1	1 Vote	Valve Denies It's Going Viral
1	1 Vote	This IS an Ins...
1	1 Vote	Why Kids Play Call of Duty
1	1 Vote	52 Thoughts You Have to Suck
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gay French Politician Accidentally Voted in Favor of NYC Soda Ban
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons You Should Know About Women and Faceplanting
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Might Be Giving You Cancer
1	1 Vote	Vending Machines in Action
1	1 Vote	House Bill Would Allow Speedy Return of the Vagina
1	1 Vote	I Tested Drugs on Animals: 5 Insane Ways People Escaped From the Sky
1	1 Vote	Why You Can't Use Facts to Win Allies...
1	1 Vote	If I Were a Good Thing

—	1 Vote	What's the Deal With Key Union Square Enix
—	1 Vote	Brian Kelly Over Pattern of Deception at Notre Dame Game Online for Free Beacon's
—	1 Vote	Sony Teases New Game Studio
—	1 Vote	Trump's Right-Hand Man and an Adjustable Stand, Shipping October 25 for $1,000+ (Sam Rutherford/Engadget)
—	1 Vote	Mom's Passionate Defense of Pinhead and the Ides of August
—	1 Vote	Warning for Chad – Kayla Orders Doug's Tests

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