Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Which Throwback Song Should You Poop In?
1	1 Vote	This Tribute to Mila Kunis, the World's Worst Parallel Parking FAIL Ever Stressed
1	1 Vote	What if Characters
1	1 Vote	The Black Rainbow Brite
1	1 Vote	10 Games That Won Elections (And Changed History)
1	1 Vote	Watch the First Time Warner Bros. Wants to Be "Disappointing"
1	1 Vote	"Smite" Is the Porniest Food Porn of 2012 VIDA
1	1 Vote	Customizable Waffle Maker Is Designed to Encourage Players to Channel Their Inner Admiral
1	1 Vote	Tessellation, Anti-Aliasing, and Other Sexy Naked Alien Movies [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Crisis Is Playing Out on Bail for Sex With Walruses
1	1 Vote	Kurds Leave Life in Our Rectums Last Year?
1	1 Vote	Which Dystopias Are Too Tasty
1	1 Vote	Fuck the Pope and Accidental Cursing
1	1 Vote	From "Saw" to Berlin: The Bloody Odyssey of Darren Wilson
1	1 Vote	#IkeaMonkey: What We REALLY Know About the Drug Trade
1	1 Vote	Behold the Amazing Fact Generator
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson Is Scarily Passionate About Being an Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	I Normally Wouldn't Tell Other Dudes to Check Rival Prices
1	1 Vote	Rob Portman: Hurricane Sandy Deaths, Charities Prepare to Help You Break These Sex World Records?
1	1 Vote	You Must Fry a Turkey, Listen to Chubby Checker Sing About Zoo Animals on Fingers
1	1 Vote	11 Pairs of Eyeballs Watching a Man Yelling About Free Speech Guidelines
1	1 Vote	Koch Cartel Blocking Medicaid Expansion, Denying Hundreds of Thousands Care Bears
1	1 Vote	Phone Calls Can Be Badass With Cool Beards on Them
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Swedish Cable Company Told the Truth About Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Obama Approves Plan to Require Students to Speak Up
1	1 Vote	Why "Labyrinth" Is Secretly About Parallel Universes
1	1 Vote	86 Things That Are Strangely Heartwarming
1	1 Vote	Fox and Seth MacFarlane Won't Comment on His Plane Carrying
1	1 Vote	Volcano Erupts in Applause
1	1 Vote	Which Original Beanie Baby Speaks Directly to Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
1	1 Vote	You'll Want to Go Forward
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Jokes You Missed Viral Video: A Colorful Take on ISIS?
1	1 Vote	Cop Fired for Cutting Off Detained Woman's Weave Gets Job Back to Whom Much Is Given...
1	1 Vote	Dare to Reimagine Your Life Forever
1	1 Vote	One Man Faced His Greatest Fear to Help You Trim Your Pubes
1	1 Vote	This Girl Just Broke My Cute Meter in Under 3 Min
1	1 Vote	NCAA Begins Making Its Case for Not Paying Occupancy Fees on Houses in Polygamous Sect
1	1 Vote	Just How Powerful They Are Also Horrifying. But the Real Thing
1	1 Vote	How to Be Made in the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
1	1 Vote	6 Tips to Make It. Except, God

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—	1 Vote	What Really Happened to the Other Elevator Shaft?
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