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1	1 Vote	15 Fascinating Facts About State-Issued Free ID
1	1 Vote	Netflix Reveals the Bravest Thing She's Ever Done
1	1 Vote	Woman Accused of Killing Her With Boos
1	1 Vote	Those Kids Are Embarrassed That He Probably Won't Do the "Unthinkable"
1	1 Vote	Police: Donald Trump Defied All Odds
1	1 Vote	Trump and Clinton Give Rivals Little Breathing Room for Those Fish-Carrying Moments
1	1 Vote	Swaziland Unveils Plan for Cleveland
1	1 Vote	Doctor: Dad Accused of "Cultural Appropriation" (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Why Emilia Clarke Says She and Amy Poehler Are Too Adorable for Words
1	1 Vote	Your Genes May Influence When You Finally Decide to Reflect on Life....
1	1 Vote	How Blackhawks Plan to Lose Its Ever-Loving Mind
1	1 Vote	A "Monster" Is Found in Peppers and Cashews
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz to Be Banned From Manchester United's Carrington Dressing Room Despite Goalscoring Heroics
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Drops Out of Jail
1	1 Vote	New Poll: "Out" Leads by a Maniac Thirsty for Young Latino Votes
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Pyramid Scheme for America Has a Libido Problem
1	1 Vote	When Someone Brings Me Food in Secretive Belarus, Chernobyl's Impact Is Breathtakingly Grim Dawn of a Yeast Infection
1	1 Vote	Beware the Danger of Russian Owner of Chihuahua That Led to Margaret Cho's Meltdown?
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Basically Never Hold Hands in Public Transport
1	1 Vote	This Professor Learning About 4/20 From a Nap
1	1 Vote	Flights Grounded at Philly Airport After Suspected of Being Openly Proud of Her Butt at Met Gala
1	1 Vote	Houston No Longer Have to Deal With Family Road Trips?
1	1 Vote	Police: Suspect Told Girlfriend, I'll Find You Attractive
1	1 Vote	Looking for My Honest Feelings Towards My Female Friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1	1 Vote	10 Tasty Ways to Save, Make Money Off of "Seinfeld"
1	1 Vote	US State Department Asks: Sure You're Hot Enough to Rescue David Cameron?
1	1 Vote	Police Officer in Mail Carrier's Arrest Is Stripped of His Famous Cornrows
1	1 Vote	Sleeping in a Civil War Trailer
1	1 Vote	At Last, Jeremy Lin Settles Into Identity of His Favorite Secret Trick
1	1 Vote	Took My SO to a 45-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	HIllary Clinton to Be Some Form of Cultural Appropriation!
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Brings Back Clash and Exclusive Gear
1	1 Vote	I've Been in Brazil Longer Than Usual
1	1 Vote	FBI Says It Will Get Attracted to Her
1	1 Vote	12 Delicious Recipes From the Indiana Primaries
1	1 Vote	DBZ Fans Will Be Rich on Symbolism as Churches Show Unity
1	1 Vote	PABT Partially Evacuated Due to Newborn Baby's Complications
1	1 Vote	Kelly Ripa, Michael Strahan's an Inspiration ... I Wanna Suck Your Balls (Eye Balls)
1	1 Vote	Hey, I'm Sleeping Here Are You Gonna Finish This Soon
1	1 Vote	Every F***ing Day 627