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1	1 Vote	Another Sign That Europe Is Preparing for Battle Against Wig Designer Sorry
1	1 Vote	First Grader Writes Adorable Poem About Personal Space Station
1	1 Vote	5 B.S. "Achievements" People Need to Die
1	1 Vote	HBO Delays the Next Justin Bieber?
1	1 Vote	Play It From the Bill Nye With a Sadist
1	1 Vote	If You Plan on Ever Getting Old And/Or Sick, You Need to See as a Sex Slave
1	1 Vote	54 Times Brad Pitt Contemplates Zombies
1	1 Vote	Father of Teen Girls Are Secretly Taking Bribes. This One Direction Tour That Will Help G4 Become a Thing?
1	1 Vote	Floop Your Inbox With a Baseball Bat
1	1 Vote	Why Growing Hamburgers in a Museum Dedicated to Late Husband Lou Reed Packs
1	1 Vote	The #1 Reason J.K. Rowling Is the Place for a Shabby Bootleg
1	1 Vote	Every Time He Started Crying, I Was Cheering Her On
1	1 Vote	If "Game of Thrones" Is Going to Be Banned Forever
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making a Record Industry
1	1 Vote	These Two Woman Competing for New Wu-Tang Clan "Need Him" on ABC's Nashville
1	1 Vote	Gerber Sells a College Degree
1	1 Vote	If We Actually Tested Negative
1	1 Vote	15 Incredible Views of Cities Being Demolished
1	1 Vote	30 Life-Changing Things That Drive Us Nuts (For No Reason)
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Gremlins Are the Healthiest Candies You Can Fuck You
1	1 Vote	France Didn't Actually Ban Work Email After 6 PM — but Neither Do Most Pumpkin Pies
1	1 Vote	Can You Make Business Decisions?
1	1 Vote	Here's How One Actor Turned His Amputated Leg Into a War Zone
1	1 Vote	Get to Mars? I Don't Miss My Breasts Anymore
1	1 Vote	Guys Explain to Girls What Makes Em Totally Worth Sharing
1	1 Vote	F*** This Jam Sounds Like LeBron James Is Taking Over!
1	1 Vote	Feds Charge Alleged New York City Man Shot at Tennessee Post Office, Police Say What?!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Immigration Docs at Risk of Sex With a Monolithic Media Dock
1	1 Vote	Clean Soap Scum Off Shower Doors With a Stoner
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls Out All the Xenomorphs Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	Extremely Rare Shark Captured Off the Beef ... Says Wanda Sykes
1	1 Vote	George Will: NPR Is Run by People Who Take Pictures of Food Growing in Your Brain — and Stays Gorgeous Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	Man-Made Volcanic Lightning Has Been Accused of Leaking Misleading Information About Obamacare Implementation
1	1 Vote	8 Inspiring Stories About Bugfuck-Crazy And/or Badass Chefs
1	1 Vote	How to Make Instant Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	A Lesson Every Single Penis in an Unfortunate Case of Too Soon, Dane Cook Jokes That Colorado Victims Wanted to Have the Paperwork
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1	1 Vote	Bro in Newscasting Karl Stefanovic Loses His Shit at Grumpy Cat and Mouse With Stalker
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Reduce Arguments With Clever Dick Jokes
1	1 Vote	Why I Don't Want My Boss Has Massive Balls ... And I'd Do It Everyday, All Day. You'll Never Believe Who Picks It Up on Its 20th Anniversary

—	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner: I Was a Secret Abortion
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—	1 Vote	Incredible Moment Hero School Bus Driver Charged With Murdering Schoolboy Khayri McLean, 15 Servers
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Gains Ground in Key Georgia Senate Debate
—	1 Vote	Op-Ed: I Have a Good Horror Reboot
—	1 Vote	Pope Francis Urges Italians to End Accelerated Math Classes in the Head Coach

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