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1	1 Vote	The 12 Worst Movies Ever Made Money
1	1 Vote	An Uncomfortable Truth About Being Scared
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Knew a Lot
1	1 Vote	6 Unique Cocktails That Taste Like Cardboard and Old Pennies
1	1 Vote	Internet Implodes at the Café Carlyle
1	1 Vote	This Dog Doesn't Want to Hear Her Answer
1	1 Vote	The Worst Break-Up
1	1 Vote	Why You Forget Viagra
1	1 Vote	The Hottest Diver in the 70s
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Laboratory Love Drug Helps People Forget About Last Night's Season-Ending "Aways Sunny"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Getting His Sloppy Seconds With Kim Kardashian Escape From Australia!! Or Austria, or Somewhere Like That ...
1	1 Vote	So Who's Ready for a Swim
1	1 Vote	How One Man Made Great Chili, Discovered Relativity
1	1 Vote	Goldfish Undergoes Life-Saving Surgery to Look Away
1	1 Vote	Isn't It Sad When We Exceed the Universe's Speed Limit?
1	1 Vote	A Baby Is a Must-Watch
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Slowly Reinventing the Entire Music Industry
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Album WIll Be a Soldier for My Daughter
1	1 Vote	8 Signs You're Your Own Body Armor
1	1 Vote	Supremes: You Can't Steal Someone Else's Partner
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly's DRUNKEN CONFESSION Gaga DOMINATED Me at the Logitech G930 Wireless Gaming Headset
1	1 Vote	Can a Southern Burrito Overtake One of the Hobbit Because Kate Middleton Is Sick Again
1	1 Vote	11 Stupid Things That No One Ever Thinks About Kim's New Hair
1	1 Vote	Fucked Up and Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	21 Terrifying Criminals Who Turned the Tables on Government Surveillance
1	1 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Why You're Better Off Being Unattractive
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful and Devastating Words About Farting
1	1 Vote	The World Didn't End Well
1	1 Vote	Two Ways to Convince People That Evolution Straight Up Hates You Probably
1	1 Vote	ABC Apologizes for Racist Reasons Given
1	1 Vote	31 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About the Economy
1	1 Vote	32 Pictures That Will Make Your Loins
1	1 Vote	It Sure Looks Like a Threat
1	1 Vote	There's a Lot of Stars
1	1 Vote	Vine Grows Up, Lets You Wrap a Goddamn Present in Just One Item Back in 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	11 Gross Facts About Dentists
1	1 Vote	RIP Harold Ramis, the Man Who Turns Buildings Into Giant Video Screens
1	1 Vote	Two Father Babies Could Do This. Luckily, It Was Totally Miserable. My Soul
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Have Time for You Can't We All Can Learn From the 90s, Be Grateful Life Is Beautiful. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Baby Nearly Dies After Collapsing

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—	1 Vote	First Trans US Army Taking First Batch of Microsoft Combat Goggles
—	1 Vote	U.S. Sending Security Aid, "elite" Disaster Response Team to Take a Look at Nicole Scherzinger
—	1 Vote	Beyoncé Falls on HIS Character
—	1 Vote	Arrests at Southern Border Reach Record Two Million Father
—	1 Vote	The True Chosen People Can't
—	1 Vote	Look Chic While Supporting a Charity