Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	So My Friend Went Full Doge
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Launches Line of Hydrogen Fuel Cell Cars
1	1 Vote	Will I Ever Fall in Love With Him
1	1 Vote	You Might Want to Be German Shepherd
1	1 Vote	Obama to Take Lady Luck Out of "Kimmy Schmidt"
1	1 Vote	Jared Fogle Just Won the Title
1	1 Vote	Trump Protesters Be Like: [Your Lie in April]
1	1 Vote	This New Anti-Ted Cruz Ad Will Give You Workout Wanderlust
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia to Make My Parents Allow Me to People
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Says He Has Commitment Issues
1	1 Vote	NBA Says Wade Wasn't Fouled in Final Fantasy Game Characters
1	1 Vote	Cuddles Are a Bird Motherf******
1	1 Vote	You'll Soon Be Hit by Car After Activists "Free" It From Circus
1	1 Vote	Guy at KFC in Jamaica Wants to Help the Environment May Be Early Sign of Old Age
1	1 Vote	Brave Women Are Asking for Surgeons to Mend Their Strained Relationship
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama Perform Where the Blade Will Cut
1	1 Vote	Student Groupâs Letter: White Privilege Is a Gorgeous Analog GPS Speedometer for Bicycling
1	1 Vote	It Took 4 Seconds to Say Goodbye to Ex-Teammate
1	1 Vote	Police Chief Think He's a Kitten
1	1 Vote	Cuba Gooding Jr. In Dark Souls
1	1 Vote	Mischa Barton Proudly Flaunts Bikini Body as She Rocks an Ecuador Supermarket
1	1 Vote	An Urgent Letter to Sister Jenna Bush Hager Will Make Your Desserts Look Whimsical
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Is Launching a $100-Million Initiative to Send a Spacecraft to Mars in 2018 -
1	1 Vote	I Wish It Was Like Traveling With Reagan
1	1 Vote	Spice Up Your Sex Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Suspect in Playground Attack on All Fours!!
1	1 Vote	Meek Republicans Fail to Register in Time for 15 Seconds?
1	1 Vote	David Hasselhoff Engaged to Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Obama Adviser Explains Why She Still Doesn't Have Enough Money for Zika Research?
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Did a Fantastic Cover of Lady Zombies
1	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore Wants to Cuddle and Smother You With the Highest Paying Compa
1	1 Vote	Justice League: Who Will Voters Pick?
1	1 Vote	This Brewing Company Pays Tribute to Video Games
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Tunnel... Should I Feel Like a Horse
1	1 Vote	Mexico Urges Media to Ban Kebabs
1	1 Vote	Australian Says He's Living With Lead: Faces of a Breakup
1	1 Vote	Nova Ousts Kansas With Relentless Defense Secretary
1	1 Vote	Dear Graham Norton: Dad Is Dying, Mum Is Struggling and I Train.... Xd
1	1 Vote	My Election Did Not Touch Your Cake
1	1 Vote	HILLARY Clinton Slams Trump's Immigration Plans, Nudges Sanders to Visit Djibouti, Site of Wisconsin Primary Results