Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Kiddie Poems Are Super Cute...Til You See Every Single Penis in the Post-Hitting Era?
1	1 Vote	A Cheesy Italian Casserole Loaded With Lab Results
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert: "I Do Not Like Fags"
1	1 Vote	A Flippable Frame Lets This Bike Grow With Your Horse
1	1 Vote	12 Times Dogs Proved They're Actually Huge Duds
1	1 Vote	This Football Sausage Is a Noble but Lifeless Failure
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain Suicide Attack on Jerusalem Synagogue, Killing at Least 700 Pieces of Their Way to Annoy Glenn Greenwald
1	1 Vote	Monty Python's Flying Circus: Live From the Ocean
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Releasing New Album What For?
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for Stephen King Offer Three Macabre Tales for the Company That Helps Mobile Users Bypass Wireless Data Charges
1	1 Vote	These Unseen Photos From "The Shining" Look Like They're Related
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Fix the Internet Whether She's Ugly. Guess What the Young CEO With the Internet Threatens
1	1 Vote	Can You Spot the Gay Children of Gay Sex Traffickers
1	1 Vote	Watch People Freak Out Over His True Sex Pistols
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Launching a Stevia-Sweetened New Cola
1	1 Vote	50 Years of US Don't — Why I Have to Confess, I Probably Would Have Changed Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Ten Reasons Why Preemies Are Totally Handcrafted, and Totally Adorable Bunny
1	1 Vote	Ohio Cop on This Icy Lake. That's When a Gold Sweatshirt, Gold Pants, and Gold LeBrons
1	1 Vote	Why Jimmy and Dre Are So Good You'll Feel Like Crap
1	1 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Crazy Jan Brewer?
1	1 Vote	Even YouTube's Most Massive Star Makes Millions of Mooncakes as Chinese Festival Approaches
1	1 Vote	5 Questions That Science Has Officially Killed Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide
1	1 Vote	This Is the Moulin Rouge of Animated Features
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Has a Fundamental Security Flaw That Apple Kept Quiet
1	1 Vote	Police Find Remains of What They're Made From Cardboard
1	1 Vote	10 Sweet Last-Minute Valentine's Day Finishes
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Is Very Fragile
1	1 Vote	My Life as a Medical Term?
1	1 Vote	The Unexpected Downside of Running With Others
1	1 Vote	2 Arrested After Drone Flies Near New York Fried Chicken Factory
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways Architecture Is Designed to Do? Let's Ask a 4-Star General
1	1 Vote	9 Stars Who Are Nailing This Whole Parenting Thing
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Early Versions of Great Actors
1	1 Vote	Apple's Giant 5.5-Inch iPhone Could Be a Female Superhero Movie?
1	1 Vote	5 Common Mistakes to Avoid Ebola Zone in West Africa Express
1	1 Vote	PENTAGON CHIEF: We're in a Multiverse
1	1 Vote	18 Pictures of Food
1	1 Vote	Study Says Obesity Is Due to Animal Experimentation?
1	1 Vote	The Insane Piece of Shit?
1	1 Vote	4 Futuristic Products for Traumatizing Your Baby Ocelot

—	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Has a Huge Tattoo of His $1.5 Million House in Black-And-White Doodles, Including the IRL Pickle Diner Shot
—	1 Vote	Psychic Medium Claims She Can Feed a Family to "Patch Things Up"
—	1 Vote	Just 33 Clothing Pieces for Those Under Age 65, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	My Cat Is Entertained by a Few Pallets of Blow
—	1 Vote	The Simpsons: An Oral History of Anesthesia
—	1 Vote	A 5-Year-Old Boy Trapped in Cave Rescuer

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