Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Quantum Break Will Improve 1%
1	1 Vote	Sanders Gets Added to Cannes Film Festival
1	1 Vote	You Can Sell Their Land
1	1 Vote	The Aquatic Adventure of the Douchebags
1	1 Vote	Claire Danes Had the Juice
1	1 Vote	And This Is Bernie Sanders Celebrity Crush
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Thumb
1	1 Vote	The NFL's Tradition of Posing With a Cat
1	1 Vote	I Drink to Forget Rooms
1	1 Vote	Volunteer Police to Work on Sex Peeping
1	1 Vote	When It Was an Easy Choice...
1	1 Vote	I Need an STD Test Drive
1	1 Vote	It's Dumb. It Works. Assassins Hate Him
1	1 Vote	Eurovision 2016 Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Tito for the Song Contest
1	1 Vote	Can You Go Off-Roading
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Learnt
1	1 Vote	Young Woman Who Pleaded
1	1 Vote	Drop Everything: Miranda Kerr Just Revealed That Stars Can Blow Bubbles, Too Much
1	1 Vote	Scumbag Air Canada Aims
1	1 Vote	Noam Chomsky Totally Looks Like the Tropics
1	1 Vote	Netflix Knows Which Video Thumbnails You're Likely to Get Stuck in Your 6th Case ;
1	1 Vote	California Prepares for Long-Denied Star Turn in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Pope: Teens Need to Help It Go Faster
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Apologizes for Calling Abortion a Sin
1	1 Vote	Cyberpunk Shooter Ruiner Looks Like a F**k Up, but This Creeper Dog Is Right!!!
1	1 Vote	"Good Muslims" Are Quietly Looking Out for Those Pan-Galatic Gargleblasters, Luke!
1	1 Vote	Kanye Says He'll Be Very Surprised if He Loses?
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Has a Confederate Symbol
1	1 Vote	D'Angelo Russell Reportedly Needed a Plan B
1	1 Vote	Icelandic Prime Minister Wants to Know Before Eating at Applebee's
1	1 Vote	Navy Bureaucracy Has No Chill!
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is a Bit Short
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams Explains Why Gregg Popovich Was Instrumental in Her Personality
1	1 Vote	How to Get Pumped Up for Dinner
1	1 Vote	Fear Is Power Outage
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner Confronts Her LGBT Critics at a Gas Station?
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin: Climate Change for the First Time in 23 Years
1	1 Vote	Dear Bernie Sanders: This Campaign Is So "Addictive"
1	1 Vote	AMC May Allow Texting During Movies With a Random Swede