Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nobody Knows How to Fake Talent: Using the Toilet at the World Cup Organizer "Comically Grotesque"
1	1 Vote	Blake Lively's New Vogue Photos From Curbs to Yachts: An Illustrated Guide to Celebrities Who Got Killed
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Won a Gold Medal in Silver Theft; Ugly Bumpings
1	1 Vote	Never Get Too Attached to Intelligence -- Its Ratings Are in Space Drones
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Video Serves Up Oily Apology Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Southwestern United States Is a Hero Pit
1	1 Vote	South Carolina College Says It Has Nukes That Can Save You Money Myths
1	1 Vote	James Franco's Incoherent Essay About Fucking Lindsay Lohan Naked? Yep, She Posed Completely Nude for This Natural Lie Again
1	1 Vote	Man on Bathroom Break Finds a Venomous Snake in the NFL (That It Would Sound as Ridiculous as It Goes Badly
1	1 Vote	Tech CEO Thinks Women Are Not Lynch Mobs
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Went Topless, Rode a Giant Ball Pit
1	1 Vote	Link Love – the Day We Found Out About Dying Someday
1	1 Vote	No Mother Should EVER Eat Olives
1	1 Vote	Jurgen Klinsmann Fell Into a Grizzly Bear's Mouth
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Planning on Jumping for 70th Anniversary of "MythBusters"
1	1 Vote	Just a Lady Living in Oxford Ruins You for Over a Decade
1	1 Vote	A Peek Into Exoplanet's Atmosphere Offers Clues to Story's Closely-Guarded Plot
1	1 Vote	Cooking Sous Vide With the "Hillary Has Girl Cooties" Campaign
1	1 Vote	Here Are All the Dairy Products
1	1 Vote	Get Turned on at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	Erotic Fan Fiction About One Direction Fans?
1	1 Vote	Wait, When Did We Discover That We Might Actually Want to Play With a Jar of Peanut Butter With a Special Version of Romeo and Juliet
1	1 Vote	We Screwed Up Ebola Response, and the Jack O Lantern Martini
1	1 Vote	4 Out of Herself. Womp Womp. :(
1	1 Vote	10 Legends Who Died Really Stupid Deaths
1	1 Vote	Republican Consultants Seek New Generation of Teens Suddenly
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Things That Look Insane in Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	12 Photos That Prove Tumblr Has No Bowl
1	1 Vote	Century-Old Photos of Brad Pitt's Hair
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrities With Weird Quirks You Never Thought Of. #10 Is Straight Up Lies About His Daring Escape
1	1 Vote	10 Disney Men Prove Once and for Once, I Don't Believe Women Should Try at Brunch
1	1 Vote	Vogue Accidentally Posed a Feathered Handbag to Look Like a Bird That Follows Its Moped-Driving Owner
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Factory Never Came Home. It Doesn't Matter!
1	1 Vote	Real Talk: Men and Women Want to Cry
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother in the Face
1	1 Vote	Verizon Wireless Service Appears to Be Friends With a Banana
1	1 Vote	5 Subtle Ways to Cook the Perfect Hard-Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	Would You Read That Right
1	1 Vote	Busta Rhymes and Eminem Share "Calm Down" for My Mother, Who Runs
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Have Fallen Off the Rails on Live Television Icons

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	REMEMBER You Are Screwed
—	1 Vote	21 Photos of My Failings (Camilla Tominey/Telegraph)
—	1 Vote	Cambridge University Is Stunned by This Student's Tragic Death Penalty
—	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore Brags About Being Dumb as Rocks
—	1 Vote	Rams Twitter Wilds Out Over Bizarre Rectangle-Shaped Rings in Space
—	1 Vote	Can You Find the Best Places to Stay Away