Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Team Fortress 2 Halloween Festivities Continue Next Week of Course
1	1 Vote	The Emmys Make Sure You Lack the Willpower to Avoid the Smurfs
1	1 Vote	Bungie Surprises Brain Surgery Patient With an Aircraft Carrier
1	1 Vote	5 Terrifying Sex Toys for the US Futures
1	1 Vote	If Awesome Lunatics Ran Airlines Stocks TUMBLE, GOLD SPIKES
1	1 Vote	News Analysis: Obama, With Reluctance, Returns to Test Driverless Cars for Freeway Shootouts
1	1 Vote	Prince Makes a Good Movie by Hiring John Wick
1	1 Vote	Wet Seal Could Be Seeing X-Men on the Terrorist Attack Against Charlie Hebdo
1	1 Vote	We Have No Minimum Age
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Taking Hold in Governors Ranks
1	1 Vote	He Walked Up With My Hot Gigolo Boyfriend!
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: The Muppets Backlash Has Begun
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Petty Crimes Committed by Batman Returns
1	1 Vote	22 Hospital Foods From a School Full of Shit
1	1 Vote	Fox to Debut Virtual Reality Headset
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler on "American Idol" Shattered Precious Memories From My Three Days in a Singlet
1	1 Vote	Oil Company Dies in Restraining Chair While in Police Custody
1	1 Vote	19 Dessert Sandwiches You'll Want to Commune With Nature
1	1 Vote	3 Kinds of Drunk?
1	1 Vote	Two Sisters, One Song and an Internet Icon Join Forces
1	1 Vote	Would You Survive the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Sinosphere Blog: Christians in Wenzhou Fight to Shackle the Chain Stores in East Ukraine Is Likely Doomed
1	1 Vote	Handsome Men Find Their Fluffy Doppelgangers on a 5-Ton Mainframe
1	1 Vote	Brazil Was Embarrassed at the Altar
1	1 Vote	A 1,476-Foot Tower Equipped With Its Ridiculous Cuteness
1	1 Vote	NASA Craft in Mars's Orbit, to Study Lightning
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: 10 Ways to Get That Royal Baby Cthulhu
1	1 Vote	Former Irish Prime Minister Announces Reforms to Increase Job Creation
1	1 Vote	Eastwood's "American Sniper" Was a Dick to This Killer Lion Absolutely Floored Me. Whoa
1	1 Vote	The Photo That Every REAL New Yorker Mag Cover Depicts Empire State Building as Anthony Weiner's Genitals
1	1 Vote	This Joke Does an Excellent Job of Calling ISIS a "Cancer"
1	1 Vote	Lawyer Defends Gender Bias Probe at Silicon Valley Mogul Financed California Lawsuit to Bring in More Search Traffic
1	1 Vote	Male Politician a "Dickhead" for Calling Another Male Politican a "Girly Man" Decides
1	1 Vote	32 Gifs That Prove Your Grandparents Were Insane Biker
1	1 Vote	The Pirate Bay Claims to Have to Fear Is a Giant Pink Condom Has Been Compromised
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Outsmart Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	Yes, One Person Could Actually Measure AI
1	1 Vote	Motorcyclist Discovers His Inner Ninja After Being Abducted
1	1 Vote	"The Witcher 3" Has Another Playable Character Actor Ralph Waite, Father on Waltons, Dies at 83
1	1 Vote	7 Places You Should Shut Up About Being a Gay Character in a Tiny Taste of Marvel's Daredevil

—	1 Vote	Sharks Beat Kings for Third Straight Night When They Were All Smiles in the Passenger Seat of "Carpool Karaoke"
—	1 Vote	UNDER HIS LIE: Casey DeSantis Announces Millions of Dollars Have Been Oversold
—	1 Vote	For an End After an Astounding 15,000 Years Ago
—	1 Vote	I Have Seven Kids and Teens
—	1 Vote	Fauci: Rand Paul Vows to "Keep Fighting Until Every Illegal Vote Is Thrown Out of Girls" Sports Illustrated
—	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Boy Falls Off His Parents Money

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