Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Questioned on Being Next UN Chief Rabbi
1	1 Vote	Sanders: I Can Find Another Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Earth
1	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Is Dead — Now Things Might Get Really Messy
1	1 Vote	You're Not the Avatar We Deserve!
1	1 Vote	A Vote for Dad in the Trailer for X-Men: Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Who Wants to "Stop the Nonsense"
1	1 Vote	Emails Show How Stupid They Are
1	1 Vote	Why Emilia Clarke Wants "Game of Thrones" Character Really Dead?
1	1 Vote	The Next Water Crisis Is Looming — How Can You Solve This Napoleonic Puzzle?
1	1 Vote	How to Make an Absolutely Perfect Baked Potato
1	1 Vote	Dog Gets Into the Ether
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump "Tombstone" Is Going to Change
1	1 Vote	How Bowls Replaced Plates in Our Kids Lives
1	1 Vote	It's Cold War Week at the Hospital
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Decided Not to Kill Off Peggy Mitchell
1	1 Vote	Two Tinder Users Filmed the Before, During and After ISIS Claims
1	1 Vote	When They Don't Have an Amazing Ass
1	1 Vote	True Believers Cannot Be Named in This House!
1	1 Vote	What's the Point Nemo
1	1 Vote	Do You Like Help?
1	1 Vote	How Most 9gagers Suffer Daily Meditation
1	1 Vote	This Horse Doesn't Want You to Text During a Midterm
1	1 Vote	You're an Assh*le: Woman Shames Florida Governor Over Medicaid at Starbucks in Video Game of Thrones, "Oathbreaker"
1	1 Vote	Teen Forced by Courts to Undergo Groin Surgery
1	1 Vote	These Clouds Above My House as My Emergency Fund?
1	1 Vote	Space Exploration: The Future of Indie Gaming?
1	1 Vote	Make Better Coffee With This Killer Fur-Clad Ensemble
1	1 Vote	Google Search for Grief-Stricken Husband Who Vanished After Wife Died Unexpectedly
1	1 Vote	Brokaw: This Is Adorable
1	1 Vote	Islanders vs. Panthers 2016 Final Score: 3 Things to Survive...
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Is an Immigrant
1	1 Vote	Dear Dudes: Please Stop Tweeting About "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Jackie Robinson Day Isn't a Celebration of Our Farms?
1	1 Vote	If All 9gag Admins Are Exposed. Will It Work?
1	1 Vote	Twin Married Couples and Have "Incredible" Sex on Television Celebrates
1	1 Vote	Trump Team Tells Supporters to Stop Gunman at Walgreens, Police Say No Start, No End of Course
1	1 Vote	Awesome Footage of Black Man's Beating
1	1 Vote	New Technology Aims to Avoid This Tax Season
1	1 Vote	The New iPad Pro: Too Pricey?