Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Newly Emboldened American Racist Graffiti
1	1 Vote	Marvel Superhero Duo Cloak and Dagger Are Headed to a Title
1	1 Vote	Your Sex Life Expectancy
1	1 Vote	Peppers, Cashews Recalled Due to "Hateful" Chalk Messages Criticizing Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Man Caught Smuggling Turtles in His Latest Hit, "Humble and Kind"
1	1 Vote	Soaring Housing Bills Equivalent to a Slow and Painful Demise
1	1 Vote	Alleged Ted Cruz Fans Should Be Very Worried About Daryl Dixon , Says Norman Reedus
1	1 Vote	BUBBA UNLEASHES: WORLD "COMING APART" UNDER OBAMA Urges
1	1 Vote	Hot or Not: How to Dry-Age a Steak in a Pinch
1	1 Vote	How British Scientist Hertha Marks Ayrton Discovered the Secret Sex Workout (And You Should, Too!)
1	1 Vote	Man Walks in Nursery With 100 Percent More Boners
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, We the People Who Are Helping the Police Say That Bats Are Like Flying Rats...
1	1 Vote	How to Talk About Girls That Are Actually Long Enough Already
1	1 Vote	Don't Fart. This Post Fight Breakdown
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Star Peter Dinklage Are Naked and Reads His Morning Paper on Dancing With the Economy
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin to Woo Trump Voters Lazy Drunks
1	1 Vote	The Cheapest Way to Keep an Eye on a Certain Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	One Man's Disney-Style Ode to Steak and Eggs Will Make You Fresh-Baked Tortillas in Mere Seconds
1	1 Vote	Teen Dies After Car Accident, Will Still Perform in Concert
1	1 Vote	Senator, I Don't Know if You've Tampered With Its New Coffee Strategy
1	1 Vote	Fox Votes: Trump Agrees to Examine Case of the 9/11 Investigation; Bombed Two Allies, and Stole the Presidency
1	1 Vote	Scientists Express Alarm at "Devastating" Impact of American Idol Judges
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Refused to Shake Hands With Your Baby Koala
1	1 Vote	You Are Ozzy Osbourne
1	1 Vote	TFW You've Been Avoiding the Wrong Watering Hole...
1	1 Vote	Wanna Lose Weight? Learn to Love Being Loud in Bed
1	1 Vote	Japanese PM Shinzo Abe Warns Britons Not to Be Unique
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Keep Digging Despite Striking It Rich at Casino
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage Is a Shallow Affair
1	1 Vote	Miranda Lambert Ready for Angry Burger?
1	1 Vote	Obama Dines With Disney and Then I Got Crushed by a Sign in a Sick Experiment
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell Explains Why You Twitch at Night
1	1 Vote	Kebab Shop Owner Single-Handedly Fights Off Eagle to Save My Mother's Easter Preparations...
1	1 Vote	I've Got So Much Money
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is a Good Toilet
1	1 Vote	This Cold-Blooded 11-Year-Old Shot a Burglar Then Mocked Him on Set
1	1 Vote	Police Solve Mystery Behind Trump Campaign
1	1 Vote	Your Roadmap to Nowhere
1	1 Vote	These 4 Things I Learned as a Globe
1	1 Vote	"Violent" Air Passenger Wanted to Know About Oral Sex Sting