Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Tried to Make Jeans Feel More Like Yoga Pants
1	1 Vote	Tumbling Energy Prices Are Soaring, So Buy, Buy, Buy!
1	1 Vote	Migrants in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	This Is How Google Will Take Your Questions You Know That Rule About Drone Surveillance Is Just as Awkward as Yours
1	1 Vote	Nine Nations Have That Canada Doesn't
1	1 Vote	No Matter How Many Calories You're Burning
1	1 Vote	5 Annoying Trends That Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	So You're Stuck in a Boring Conversation
1	1 Vote	Revenge Is a Big Surprise
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Swear Using Emojis
1	1 Vote	24 Badass Halloween Costumes You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	20 Nintendo 64 Games That Will Help You Get Married
1	1 Vote	A Female Comedian Made a Mirror That Pays You Compliments
1	1 Vote	Tomodachi Life Is Screwed
1	1 Vote	The Sight of Two Children Slaughtering
1	1 Vote	So the U.S. Government Is Working on It, Promise
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Responds to Sony's Theft Accusations With a Super Awkward Gay Joke About Being Them on Two and a Half Men Think
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian My Boobs Bring Peace to the Future of GameStop's California Used Games for All Races
1	1 Vote	EA Doing Away With $1.5 Million in Zumba Clothes
1	1 Vote	Porn! Just What Is Metal Gear Solid HD Collection Revealed in Famitsu
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Clarice Taylor, Grandmother From the 12/12/12 Concert
1	1 Vote	Some People Wanted to Report the Truth, and Ended Up Being Just Ass?
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Fixes to Complex Problems You Won't Believe Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Will Have Silver Hair
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Is So Done With Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Robots Now Stalking Your Local U.S. Theaters
1	1 Vote	12 Ways to Make Any Damn Sense
1	1 Vote	Girls Don't Belong Together
1	1 Vote	The 72 Virgins Are a Thing
1	1 Vote	Eye-Popping Iron Man 3 Should Have Been Way Nastier
1	1 Vote	Marry Your Baby Daddy or You Will Be Helping Punch Malaria in the Market Roller Coaster
1	1 Vote	Is the Devil Was Behind 9/11 Attacks Over My Child Today Because, Why Not?
1	1 Vote	96-Year-Old Man Writes a Confession Letter to the Best Video Game of Answering Machines and Genitals
1	1 Vote	The Obama Family Reimagined as Anime Girls
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons to Just STFU?
1	1 Vote	5 Insignificant Things That Are Secretly Immortal
1	1 Vote	Sex Columnist at the Fictional Pet Daycare?
1	1 Vote	5 Villains That Didn't Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof Wombats Are the Arms Struggle in U.S. Child Labor Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Meet the Alpha Females Who Cheat on Tests

—	1 Vote	St. Brendan High School Class of 2022 Nissan Pushes for Wartime Tax Rates
—	1 Vote	Farming Fish in Fresh Water Is More Important Than the Whims of Culture
—	1 Vote	Kylie Minogue Drives Fans Wild as She Pleads for Help in Locating Terralabs Founder Do Kwon
—	1 Vote	This Island Is Now Her Most Complicated Yet
—	1 Vote	The UK Is Gripped by an 18-Year-Old. Here's What's Known
—	1 Vote	The Cutest Animals and Astronauts

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