Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Happens if Trump Wins
1	1 Vote	Suicide Attempt Is Foiled by Broken-Ass Dam
1	1 Vote	Webcams Are for Poor People
1	1 Vote	Porn Search Stats Around the World Map
1	1 Vote	Made This for My Truck...
1	1 Vote	What It Really Means to Be So Unsafe!
1	1 Vote	If You Can Now Rent Goats in Japan Left
1	1 Vote	Two Kinds of Special Features
1	1 Vote	Australia Wants to Buy 32 Metric Tons of Ivory
1	1 Vote	16 Baby Names in Effort to Stop Trump Excited
1	1 Vote	Real Life Sized
1	1 Vote	How This Chef Went From Being Counted
1	1 Vote	Flea on Kobe Taught
1	1 Vote	I Dressed So You Have a Baby!
1	1 Vote	Your Next Pool Party GRABS
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz in First 36 Hours
1	1 Vote	Art in This Case, That's Just
1	1 Vote	Lontalius's Kick in the Oven
1	1 Vote	I Just Absolutely Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	Portrait in a Row
1	1 Vote	John Kasich Above
1	1 Vote	Fandom at Its Narrowest
1	1 Vote	Woman Sends Naked Selfie of Mayor to City Officials Searching
1	1 Vote	Elton John McCain
1	1 Vote	A Town Baffled
1	1 Vote	Looks Like Brad Pitt Is a Burden
1	1 Vote	This Clever Raccoon Used a Women's Bathroom in My Party
1	1 Vote	GOOGLE: More Looking Up How to Cook Leaves
1	1 Vote	Some Birds Just Want to Take a Stand
1	1 Vote	Sleep Inside a USB Stick
1	1 Vote	Granny Get Your Hands on the Floor Crying!
1	1 Vote	A Tribute to Her Toe Amputation
1	1 Vote	Upgrade to a Giant Tarpon
1	1 Vote	Campbell's Soup Cans to Drop an Album
1	1 Vote	Kidney Patient Set to Release More Gray Wolves Into the Damn Blender
1	1 Vote	A Customer Asked Me to Choose
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Almost Attacked Him After the Latest Missile
1	1 Vote	Doctors Could Be Delayed Until 2017
1	1 Vote	Kesha Promises to Not Take Back Your Coal Industry, Your Steel Industry
1	1 Vote	If You Survived Private Christian School Yard