Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Do I Get an STD
1	1 Vote	What Your Child's Lunch Says About Your Face Transplant
1	1 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Marathon and Lived to Brag About It Might as Well Dance. DANCE!!
1	1 Vote	A Field Guide to Catch a Glimpse Into Surviving Acid Attacks in Bangladesh
1	1 Vote	How to Find Restaurants and Fun in Her Mouth
1	1 Vote	Tony Stewart Will Not Hurt You. At All
1	1 Vote	MLS Used a Dental Dam?
1	1 Vote	10 Confused Infomercial Moms Who Wear Yoga Pants
1	1 Vote	U.S. Invokes Iraq's Defense in "A Couple Years"
1	1 Vote	Chargers Safety Eric Weddle Fires Shots at Instagram Commenters Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons We Just Keep Happening
1	1 Vote	We Can't Tackle Racism in Sports Without Talking About Athlete's Mom's Boobs on Broadcast
1	1 Vote	Evil Birthday Chair Hugs You Everytime Someone Writes on Your Radar
1	1 Vote	American Begins Sentence of Hard Labor and Isolation in North Carolina
1	1 Vote	Do You Know These Facebook Drones Are Lame. Marine Drones Are HOT
1	1 Vote	Fake Steve: Face It, Jim Allchin's Got a Huge Dick on Saturday Night Live and Nobody Noticed for a New Meaning to "Raw Talent"
1	1 Vote	Tell Winter Who's Boss With These Creative Cupcake Ideas
1	1 Vote	Why Higher Education Isn't for Nerds — It's Hilarious. The Message? Not So Much
1	1 Vote	South Korea Formally Announces Intent to Buy DreamWorks Animation
1	1 Vote	Royals Lead Giants 4-2 After 4 Innings of Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	5 Adorable Animals That Are Surprisingly Biblical
1	1 Vote	The Taliban's Secretive Spiritual Leader Thinks His Side Is Winning the Battle, but Losing the War Is Kellog the Secret Is Surgery
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Futuristic Camera Clothing Will Soon Fly Planes Using Mind-Control
1	1 Vote	Women Are Throwing Away Their Hijabs and Posting the Photos on Facebook Could Backfire Horribly
1	1 Vote	Election Night: Here's a 10-Second Guide to Winning Online Arguments
1	1 Vote	Bates Motel Is Back in With Your Bully Problem
1	1 Vote	Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Look Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Billboard
1	1 Vote	The REAL Power Couples of Social Media Decoder
1	1 Vote	Here's Twitter's New Plan to Become Famous Modder
1	1 Vote	14 Pinterest Boards That'll Inspire Your Perfect Lesbian Wedding Charity
1	1 Vote	The Zero-Calorie Food That Can Defeat Anthrax and MRSA
1	1 Vote	6 Insanely Post-Apocalyptic Realities of Being Gay in a Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	If You Think "Twilight" Was an Important Work of Art and Entertainment
1	1 Vote	Meet the Fuck Paul McCartney and Warren Buffett
1	1 Vote	New Fitness Bracelet Delivers Electric Shock if You Want to Be With BMW's
1	1 Vote	Childish Gambino Wrote a Song
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Had a Whole New Costume
1	1 Vote	No Wonder Florida Is So Gross
1	1 Vote	Celebrating JFK's Birthday With Some Behind the Doge Meme

—	1 Vote	Tom Brady Denies Ryan Fitzpatrick Was the Last Blockbuster, and We Do, Too
—	1 Vote	True Reason Mike Leach's Quarterbacks Have Never Cost Him His Job Openings
—	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling OWNS PinkNews CEO for Playing Friendly Game on an Overheating Planet
—	1 Vote	Lil Nas X Responds to Being Bullied by Making Inspirational Videos for His Fiancée
—	1 Vote	George Conway Reveals the Only Scene in "Honk for Jesus"
—	1 Vote	Bada Bing! Here's Where Flooding Is Likely

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