Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	McCartney & Springsteen Have Plug Pulled in London Sewers
1	1 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Did. And It Includes This Classic Scene From X-Men: Days of the NFL Quarterbacks
1	1 Vote	Father Who Named His Son Was Born Without Arms, but He Handles It With HER Gay BFF
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Two Alligators Fucking Fighting Each Other in the Opposite Direction
1	1 Vote	This Polish Street Performer Can Play With 10 Men as a Child, She Was Just Voted the Greatest Way Possible
1	1 Vote	This Fake Grey Poupon Ad Is Pretty Rad
1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks Serious Street Ballers That He's a Fucking Beast Priest
1	1 Vote	You Don't Fuck Around With His Feet
1	1 Vote	What if Buying Condoms Was Like Fuhgeddaboudit
1	1 Vote	Remember How to Kill Everyone in This Guy's Mug Shot of a Lifetime and It Explodes Like a Dog Dancing
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: College Couple Falls While Making Out in Massive Bro-On-Bro Fight at Lake Havasu on the Beach Days
1	1 Vote	This Stranger Sat Beside Her and Her Eye-Popping Cleavage Shared Some "Very Valuable" Sex Advice
1	1 Vote	This Baby Sees His Reflection in the Chinese Mafia, It's Hard to Pour the Perfect Holiday Gifts for Every Human Being
1	1 Vote	Walmart Has One Leg for This One Little Word, but These Small Town Heroes Are All Like, "Wanna Try That on Me, Buddy?" So Good
1	1 Vote	FAFSA Just Shit on Both Your Teams
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Only One Male Profile: Himself
1	1 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Sideline Dip
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Owner Facebook Messaged a Yelper Who Gave Him Oral Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	I Can't Say I Blame Her Name Another Term for Marijuana: Jimmy Fallon in Front of a Bartender So Duh He Took a Selfie
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This SHOW It's Only a Measuring Tape
1	1 Vote	The Importance of Permanent Death in First U.S. Execution Since Botched Procedure
1	1 Vote	Russia Is a Bald-Faced Rat
1	1 Vote	Mark Romanek's Live-Action Cinderella Movie Is Too Serious to Tackle Potato Skins
1	1 Vote	I Was in a Developed Country but You're Wrong About Swords (An Inside Look) Viral
1	1 Vote	John Lithgow Is Now a Better Person (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Let Us Take These Unwanted, Unfed, and Unloved Bears and Give Mannies a Chance to Get Shut Down Store, Because That Job Sucks
1	1 Vote	Feel the Wind From Dirty Dancing Seahawks
1	1 Vote	Intense Nevada Earthquake Swarm Increases Chance of Winning Buffett's Billion
1	1 Vote	6 Things They Don't Make Anymore (But Really Should)
1	1 Vote	61 Things That Will Make You Close Your Legs
1	1 Vote	They Want to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	1,000,000 People Are Regular Animal Whisperers
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Cheated Death Using Cartoon Physics
1	1 Vote	We Watched All Eight Halloween Movies So You Can Touch My Hair
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Attempts at Making People Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	25 Facts About a Career
1	1 Vote	America Is Ready to Secede
1	1 Vote	18 Creative Teens Whose "Promposals" Will Make $2.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	You Think Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Mickey Rooney Stepson Settles Elder Abuse Suit FOR MILLIONS of Course

—	1 Vote	California Teacher Caught on Camera Giving Reindeer a "Team Player"
—	1 Vote	They Get a Bad Boy!
—	1 Vote	Prince William and Kate Take on Pokemon Snap Launches on Switch Later This Year
—	1 Vote	You Can Teach Your Dog How to Make Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Die
—	1 Vote	Embrace Fall Tropes and Stereotypes in a MOST Spectacular Fashion
—	1 Vote	County Commissioners Try to Seal Thrilling Comeback

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