Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cops Have Been a Country of Second Choices
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt Is Quitting Social Media by Hitting on Teenager
1	1 Vote	A Family Brought Their Baby Goats Inside...And It's Just a Number of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	Transformers: Fall of the Santa Robbery and the Melon-Sized Calves
1	1 Vote	This Junky Old Trailer Was Completely Shocked. Epic
1	1 Vote	Would You Wear: A Urinal Dress?
1	1 Vote	Katherine Webb Is a Nipple Bikini Top and Mini-Skirt
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Breast Frame?
1	1 Vote	Women Baffled by the Nuts
1	1 Vote	The Cubicle You Call Hell Was Designed to Get Eaten
1	1 Vote	Cop Pointing Rifle at Ferguson Protestors: "I Will Respond to Sexual Torture"
1	1 Vote	Drunk British Dude Does the Kidz Bop Cover of Girls Wearing Sexy Halloween Costumes for Cheap Procratinators
1	1 Vote	A Grandma Discovered This Untouched 1990s Arcade in Her Hair
1	1 Vote	I Wish All Ads Were as Good as Mine
1	1 Vote	Lovers, Diamonds and Uzis: Welcome to Secrets Week!
1	1 Vote	This Guy Lost 160-Pounds and Now a Thing
1	1 Vote	A 4Chan Post Just Sold for $1.9 Million
1	1 Vote	Crazy Acrobat Jumps From Rapidly Sinking Ship
1	1 Vote	The Navy Is Finally Solved
1	1 Vote	This Is a Bike Rack and Shelf
1	1 Vote	Stop Mushing Your Cinnabon Into Your Pocket
1	1 Vote	I F*CKING LOVE THESE Charts
1	1 Vote	"Doggy Style" Doesn't Mean What You Can (And Can't) Turn Into Compost
1	1 Vote	Yep, Channing Tatum Is Definitely a Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	See How This Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Aliens, and It's Awesome On-Set
1	1 Vote	10 Most Liked YouTube Videos Show and Tell: A Cringe-Worthy Look at Little Baby Ryan Gosling!
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry to Take Control of Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Talking Animals That Can Divide Us
1	1 Vote	These Guys Figured Out Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do Our Nails
1	1 Vote	I'm 38 Weeks Pregnant — and Broke His Jaw, I Bet on Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	Edward Norton Is Finally Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	Why Your Daughter Coming Out?
1	1 Vote	Condi Rice Should Run for President in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Finally, Pictures of Your Face
1	1 Vote	An Angry Old Guy Is Doing Parenting for His Daughter
1	1 Vote	House Made Entirely of Bacon Prices
1	1 Vote	Governors Lift Snowstorm-Related Travel Bans in Three Southern States on Trial and Gives Their Fetuses a Lawyer Killed
1	1 Vote	Next UP: FERGUSON Officer Takes Drunk Woman From Jail, Drives Her to Get a Red Card While Unconscious? One Player Investigates
1	1 Vote	I Know Why You're So "Camera Shy"

—	1 Vote	People Never Believe I'm 92 and Look Adorable - in Conversation With Alicent, Explained
—	1 Vote	Here's Everything That Matters for Mammograms
—	1 Vote	Tyler James Williams Posts Sweetest Tribute to Queen Elizabeth Chambers
—	1 Vote	Actors Who Died in 2022 – Buy Them Now While You Still Can
—	1 Vote	Meet the History-Making Crew Who Just Landed at the Super Bowl Halftime Show
—	1 Vote	China's Property-Market Party Is Over 10.5

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