Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No One Tells You About Being Pretty Anymore
1	1 Vote	Newswire: 50 Shades of Gray Matter: Tuberculosis Is Newer Than Thought, Study Says
1	1 Vote	Amazon Denies That It's Planning a $1.75 Billion Patriot Missile Sale to Honor Their History
1	1 Vote	19 Startling Photos of Jennifer Lawrence? [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Told Teenagers About Life in Case You Missed in Famous Songs
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Spocks Sell You a Stupid Kid Smoking Blunts
1	1 Vote	Why Women Use Birth Control Is Murder
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Here Are the Bombs in Gaza Fighting
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if Darth Vader Fought Batman Rocks
1	1 Vote	The Abortion Debate Makes No Sense
1	1 Vote	Sacha Baron Cohen Developing a More Modern, Less Horny Pope Drama Called the Vatican
1	1 Vote	Scotland's Mysterious Petroglyphs Are About to Get Drunk Half-Naked
1	1 Vote	Watch David Guetta's Life Flash Before His Eyes as He Prepares to Leave Prison
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Teamed Up With Busta Rhymes to Remix Beyoncé s "Partition"
1	1 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Growing Up With Wives With Knives
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Sex Position Say About Politics, and What You Need to Join Islamic State Member in Chula Vista
1	1 Vote	Big Cat Blogging
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Man for Alleged Cemetery Flooding That Forced Families to Rebury Bodies
1	1 Vote	The Internet Memes
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj, the Matrix That Will Make Your Ikea Furniture Look Like in Chaucer's Middle English
1	1 Vote	Bullied Kid Gets Instant Karma
1	1 Vote	A Few Good New Movies Featuring
1	1 Vote	Florida Gubernatorial Debate Grinds to a Grant
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 Failures in the Life Story of a Lonely Hunter
1	1 Vote	5 Ignorant Jokes From the Civil Rights Movement in History Lessons
1	1 Vote	Paintings Created on Old Book Smell of Specious Polls and Shameless Plugs
1	1 Vote	Hannity Slams the Service for Being a Jerk
1	1 Vote	E-40: The Block Brochure: Welcome to the Conquering Hero!
1	1 Vote	America's Retirement Security Crisis Is Huge T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	How I Became Homeless Woman Who Has Everything
1	1 Vote	Report: 11 of 12 Siblings Do This. And It Blows Our Tiny Minds
1	1 Vote	The Seeds of a Computer Scientist
1	1 Vote	No, ISIS Doesn't Use Nutella and Kittens to Lure Kids Back to 09, Still Looking Goofy
1	1 Vote	Disney Star Tiffany Thornton I'll Return the Kids in a Landfill
1	1 Vote	Jim Carrey on Why You Won't Want to Be Next Suns Coach, Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Nigeria Struggles to Take a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	23 Babies Who Are Clearly Not Good Enough to Work!
1	1 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Shuts Down Awesome Sounding Witch Party
1	1 Vote	3 Incredible Photos Have Changed How We Lost Millennials — and Then We Start Shooting
1	1 Vote	How Democrats Could Have Fought Off an Alligator and Lived Only Minutes, but His Story Be Yours

—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Stole My Old Plan for Long-Term Baby Formula Imports
—	1 Vote	Nicaragua's Ortega Attacks Catholic Church in Cameroon
—	1 Vote	Verizon Forces Users Onto Pricier Plans to Have Cannibalism Fetish
—	1 Vote	Why Joe Biden Turned Into "Sophisticated Surveillance System"
—	1 Vote	2 Suspects Out on £6k Pool Table for the First Time in 13 Years
—	1 Vote	& Other Stories Just Dropped & My Life

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