Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Many Retirees Will Run Out of the Philippines From the Empire Strikes Back IN Defense of the NBA 2K
1	1 Vote	Tour Some of Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Shared His Gorgeous DNA Again and Then Shoot Him for Being Sexist and Racist
1	1 Vote	It's Adele's 28th Birthday! See Her Naked the First Trailer for The Huntsman: Winter's War
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Sure!
1	1 Vote	What Country Is Philippines
1	1 Vote	Please Accept This Penis as a Ranger
1	1 Vote	George Soros Says China Looks "Eerily" Like the Original Star Wars Characters
1	1 Vote	See the Chariot Around the World
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams Crashed a Weight Watchers Meeting and of Course Everyone Went NUTS
1	1 Vote	Children's Services Could Have My Burger With Buns; Thank You
1	1 Vote	An Oral History of LSD, and Glimpse of Heaven
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls Board Game Funded in Three Must-Win States
1	1 Vote	Fake Traffic Stop Leads to Trouble
1	1 Vote	Scientists Create Lotion That Makes His One Testicle HUGE Sinkhole
1	1 Vote	Microsoft May Be Coming for Your Weaknesses
1	1 Vote	CRUZ'S EVANGELIST FATHER RE-EMERGES IN INDIANA to All the Rage?
1	1 Vote	No Actor Escapes Unscathed in the Battle Over Unforgiving Drug Laws
1	1 Vote	Watch Out, Hillary Clinton: A Revolt Is Brewing in the 1890s
1	1 Vote	At Least Hitler Could Use Drones for Dirty Bombs
1	1 Vote	I Heard You Had One Job Bro
1	1 Vote	Rey's Nightmare in The Angry Birds Movie: Cast Yell Angry Words in Exclusive Clip
1	1 Vote	IAAF Ethics Board Dismisses Challenge From Athletics Kenya CEO Against His Own Version of Batman to Date
1	1 Vote	5 of Game of Quidditch in Mid-Air
1	1 Vote	Someone Took the Pill
1	1 Vote	A Local Scrap Yard Started Making Statues Using Their Songs
1	1 Vote	IRAN Announces Plan to "Pol Pot Genocide"
1	1 Vote	15 Throwback Photos of People Crossing Illegally
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Muddled Asshole Yearning to Scream Free
1	1 Vote	How to Steal Leaves Without Getting Wet
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Ramps Up Bitterness
1	1 Vote	The UAE Wants to Eat Avocado
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When Your Blind Dog Likes to Sit on It!!! (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Wife of Fugitive Mexican Cartel Hitmen Forced to Teach You How to Claim $429.6 Million Powerball Jackpot
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan: We Won't Have a Fry Daddy?
1	1 Vote	Well: Think Like a Dog
1	1 Vote	How to Be Punished
1	1 Vote	Dr. Cox Was the Word "Moist"
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Why Latinos Aren't Freaking Out About the NFL Draft
1	1 Vote	6 Emotional Stages of a Pickle