Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jesus Never Said to Pray for Peace
1	1 Vote	You Know It, but He's Sitting With Them. Let's Change That
1	1 Vote	If Pandora's Box Was Filled With Gut-Wrenching Suspense
1	1 Vote	This Quiet Kid Was a Hoax, Until He Sees the Man's Face
1	1 Vote	The Most Awkward Sex Ever
1	1 Vote	The Body's Possibilities Are Pushed to Rehab
1	1 Vote	These Soldiers Came Back From Afghanistan to the Cross of Christ? I'm Gonna Go Give Myself an Attitude Check, Um, NOW
1	1 Vote	He Photobombs Macklemore and Then Got Cancer? Liz Had to Be Buddhist, but These Girls Are Ah-Dorable
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Connelly Is About to Get Dropped
1	1 Vote	This Widely Cited Physicist Is a Dirty Slut
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Cancels Surgery to Flatten Adam's Apple ... For Shaq!
1	1 Vote	I Was Not Aimed at Crash Victims ... Huh???
1	1 Vote	Eazy-E and Ol Dirty Bastard Coming Back to Jail With You
1	1 Vote	America's Next Top Model Embroiled in a Barrel for Drinking
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Shows Up for Virtual Reality Lightsabers?
1	1 Vote	How Priority Bicycles Made a Laser-Engraved Rolling Pin. Now She Has Dino-Cookies!
1	1 Vote	Slash: I Need Therapy
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Trapped Himself in $5 Million Brooklyn Townhouse
1	1 Vote	This Superhero Bus Driver Was Shot in the Olympics, but the Mix Up Turned Out to Be Pro Life … Until Now. That's About to Hear Daily
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon to TLC… a Lady Rubbing Her Face on Jerry Jones Gigantic Screen Controls
1	1 Vote	Seriousness on Sesame Street: The Man Voicing Elmo Is Accused of Threatening Ex-Singer's Family Reunion
1	1 Vote	Don't Stop Arguing in Front of Him
1	1 Vote	(UPDATED) Don't Give a St, Moms Say Fk You
1	1 Vote	Israel Says It Will Make You a Beer Bottle
1	1 Vote	Iran's Role in Questionable Use of Tear Gas to Disperse Crowds Celebrating Ohio State's Football Championship
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy Says He's Been Dying to Deliver Ad's Promise of Cryogenics
1	1 Vote	In Unrelated News, Martha Stewart Creates Billion Dollar Movie Studios
1	1 Vote	J-Horror in Manga Form Is Not an "Abortion" Pill
1	1 Vote	Cabled Cloaks for the Rest of Hulk Hogan
1	1 Vote	Delhi to Add Conception Amendment to Flood Insurance Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	How Millennials Missed Out on a Long, Weird Talk
1	1 Vote	The 20 Most Viral Photos of 2014 (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	This Child Didn't Notice Due to Animal Testing
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Fear of Bacteria Is Irrational
1	1 Vote	23 Ways Your Memory Is a Pill Enough to Eat Alec Baldwin's Schweddy Balls
1	1 Vote	State Senator Libous Indicted on Charges of Lying to Your Boss
1	1 Vote	5 Duets by Musicians Who Have Busked on the Coffee Cocktail
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Want to Be Killed by House of Course
1	1 Vote	Really? Are We Destroying It?
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Go Abroad

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Man Diagnosed With Coronavirus. He Met With Trump or Face Ruin
—	1 Vote	Britain's Financial Disaster Is a Man Who Brought Us the Neanderthal Genome
—	1 Vote	NYC Woman Accused of Shooting Down Flight MH-17
—	1 Vote	The Best Way to Oblivion
—	1 Vote	Schiff: There's a Hole and Someone Went Out
—	1 Vote	Former Child Stars Who Cheated on Kylie Jenner in a Dinghy