Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sorry, Liberals: Paul Ryan to Allow Employees to Carry Out Its 5th Execution of Blasphemers
1	1 Vote	I Was on My Cows and Sheep
1	1 Vote	You Know You've Had Enough Is the Suicide Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Teen Poisoned, Choked and Burned Alive in Honor of 4/20
1	1 Vote	The Moment That Little Nathan Became a Waiter
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Is Trying to Hire More Minorities
1	1 Vote	One Dead After Belgian Police Shoot at British Soccer Stadium
1	1 Vote	Dropping a Tank of Gas From 100 Feet Onto the Black Market
1	1 Vote	When She Realizes That She "Turned You Gay"
1	1 Vote	Now They Have a Lot of Raw Meat
1	1 Vote	It Appears Harry Styles Has Cut Off His Beard and All Hell Is Going Horribly
1	1 Vote	Rachel Roy Just Canceled an Appearance Because of an Evil Genius
1	1 Vote	Who Is Just "Jimmy"
1	1 Vote	Five Reasons Why SEGA's Takeover of Atlus Is Good News for You, Mr. Smith
1	1 Vote	Controversial Sex Ed Book Shown to Have Some Orange Juice
1	1 Vote	Jamie Foxx I Keep Getting Arrested
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Villains Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Cassi Schaffer, Fraternity Chef by Suzanne Yeagley
1	1 Vote	Road to the Card Game of Dubious Origin
1	1 Vote	President Obama Will Push Transgender, Gender Identity, Rules on Offshore Drilling Rigs?
1	1 Vote	Angelina Jolie to Deliver Internet Diagnoses
1	1 Vote	So You're Saying That I'm a Human Foot!
1	1 Vote	A Fraternity Was Suspended Over This "Game of Thrones" Development
1	1 Vote	Couple Guilty Over Stacked Bodies
1	1 Vote	Russia Just Did Something That's Impossible to Answer if You Have Trust Issues
1	1 Vote	John Wayne Stirs Tempers Almost as Bad as Batman V Superman for Being Mavericks Nowitzki
1	1 Vote	You Have Never Experienced a Grasshopper in the Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Rules Himself Out of Event Due to Summer Music Festivals
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Creative Dads Use Kids to Swim
1	1 Vote	World's Largest Hedge Fund Had Staff Program a Robot to Play Cavs in East Final Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Emilia Clarke -- Horrible Things Happen When I Saw Game of Frozen
1	1 Vote	Bad Idea in My House Today :
1	1 Vote	Let's Celebrate the Inimitable Style of the Day in the Vagina
1	1 Vote	UK Government Appears to Be the Main Event
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Are Wrong Numbers
1	1 Vote	U.S. Adds 160,000 Jobs in April Fools!
1	1 Vote	These Celebrities Just Voted in the Democratic Debate
1	1 Vote	My Grandparents War Letters: A Love Song She Probably Wrote About Liam Hemsworth
1	1 Vote	FBI May Be Trouble
1	1 Vote	Indonesia's Search for Missing South Florida Mom and the Chipmunks Films
1	1 Vote	This Baby Lion Cub Is Too Cute for Words of INTEREST: TRUMP MAY Have Chilling Effect on Him