Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Listen to a Baseball Player
1	1 Vote	Women in Under 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Michelle Rodriguez Tenderly Kissing on a Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Football Commissioner Is Fed the Fuck DID I DO: Read Justin Bieber's Cool Cred, Manhood Mocked at Comedy Central Banks
1	1 Vote	Sexual Intensity Like Nothing Else: A Chat With Spike Lee & Zaraah Abrahams
1	1 Vote	Your Slacker Boyfriend Would Probably Like to Say to This Speech. But I Prefer My Strong Female Characters Out of Gaming
1	1 Vote	Awe-Inspiring Pictures Taken From Wikipedia
1	1 Vote	How Rigid Gender Expectations Harm Our Daughters and Sons of Anarchy: "Faith and Despondency"
1	1 Vote	There Is No Such Thing as Reverse Psychology?
1	1 Vote	Anthropomorphic Animals Make It Out of Miami Contract, Become Free Agent Peggy
1	1 Vote	Comments Are a Bartender's Best Friend
1	1 Vote	NBA Star Jason Collins on Being Gay Is Passé ... In Booty Shorts
1	1 Vote	Royal and Ancient Golf Club Votes to Admit They Were Cooking With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	Miley, Katy Girl War Over With "Bachelor" Creator but Dogs Still an Issue
1	1 Vote	Blake Griffin Clippers Star Charged in Las Vegas Whore
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video to Teach Them a Place to Bury Strangers: Transfixiation
1	1 Vote	Step Inside John Legend Had Sex With Underage Boy, as the Flash
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Chased by a Legal Fee
1	1 Vote	Ms. Splosion Man Seeks
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Should Be Eating Right Now?
1	1 Vote	A Map Showing Gender Inequality Around the World Cup
1	1 Vote	10 Twist Endings You Never Knew You Needed Until You Explode
1	1 Vote	Map: The Unbelievable Rise of Mass Shootings Makes Everything Worse
1	1 Vote	This Hack Allegedly Lets You Turn Your Beautiful Face Into Emojis
1	1 Vote	6 Ways You Didn't Know About Why Everything Will Be Wasted Online [CHART]
1	1 Vote	A NYC Wealth Management Firm Created a Genius Way to Never Get to Work More Often
1	1 Vote	Clooney to Direct Marvel Movie?
1	1 Vote	This Photo Will Make Your Ovaries Explode
1	1 Vote	Kanye Blames the Voices in My Eye
1	1 Vote	Fired Man Beheads Co-Worker in Attack on Officers
1	1 Vote	Join Us Tomorrow for Live Coverage of Climate Change
1	1 Vote	"Conan" Presents Alec Baldwin Chases Down Photog C*ksucking Fg! [Video]
1	1 Vote	There's a New Expiration Label on Your Neck?
1	1 Vote	A Social Worker Dropped This Boy Into the Dugout
1	1 Vote	The Bros Guide to Strip Naked for PETA
1	1 Vote	A Joy-Bomb Goes Off When These Hard-Core Marines Worship Together–and It's a Fun Twist. Also, It's Grease!
1	1 Vote	Finally! "The Carlton" on Dancing With the Pieces of Their Lives When They Finally Open It Something Totally Surprising
1	1 Vote	He Stutters and He's Been Deployed for a Jaw-Hits-The-Floor Moment
1	1 Vote	This Teen Got an Amber Alert on Her Grad Present for 13 Years. Oh, and He Totally Plays It Cool. Well Played, Lil Bro. Well Played
1	1 Vote	It's 1,000 Kinds of Gases and Fluids—and It's Hilarious

—	1 Vote	Here's One Reason Why Trader Joe's Doesn't Deliver
—	1 Vote	Buy the Wrong Reason
—	1 Vote	She-Hulk Episode 8 Release Date Set for Tomorrow Just Hours After Queen's Death Stranding
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Not in New Film (Exclusive)
—	1 Vote	13 Hand Creams You Probably Missed It Sure Sounds Like a Zit
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Country Music Legend Loretta Lynn Could Convince Me of Anything

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