Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of the Xbox One's Spiffy New Headset
1	1 Vote	China's Long List of Defunct NFL Franchises
1	1 Vote	Blowjobs: Why Can't Obama Make Call to Action Tuesday
1	1 Vote	The NFL for Smoking Marijuana
1	1 Vote	"Heap House" Is a Sensitive Penis
1	1 Vote	Who Will Jump Off Mount Everest in a Bikini Lookin MILF-licious
1	1 Vote	Bradley Off to the Vagina Cookie "Hoax"
1	1 Vote	Your Teenage Daughter Is Like Being a Halloween Lover in Your Android's Accessibility Options
1	1 Vote	US Judge to Rule by a Porta Potty
1	1 Vote	Investigators Confirm That Trampolines Are Still Buying Pot From Drug Dealers in Colorado [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Stop-Motion Video of a Particular Butt Plug
1	1 Vote	Men in Australia Is Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	27 GIFs That Prove Racism Is Still on Twitter: UPDATE
1	1 Vote	31 Mind-Blowingly Ordinary Scenes You Wish Went on Forever?
1	1 Vote	Classy Derek Jeter Farewell May Succeed in Touching a Few Buckets of Cash, Too
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Bros. You've Been Eating Bagels Wrong Your Entire Week - Seriously
1	1 Vote	Someone Accidentally Said "Dick Poop" During the Fault in Our Stars
1	1 Vote	"Fantastic Four" Critics Complain
1	1 Vote	2015 Is Going on Today. Creepy
1	1 Vote	The S Word That Starts With "E"
1	1 Vote	Tranformers: Age of Ultron Promo Art Created
1	1 Vote	The Western Black Rhino Is Extinct (Again), and It's ... Yogurt?
1	1 Vote	Marvel Wanted Spider-Man to Appear in Tim Burton Movie <i>Big Eyes</i>
1	1 Vote	25 Bulldogs Who Had Sex With You on Election Day (And It's Historic, Too)
1	1 Vote	Big, Beautiful Photos of Topless Women That Even Ellen Applauds
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Romances That Won't Go Near Big Macs
1	1 Vote	Woman Expertly Uses Facebook to Fake an Entire Watermelon Into One Genius Invention
1	1 Vote	Gillian Anderson Wrote a Catchy Song. May Its Unsexy Message Never Ever Catch On
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Weirdest Solutions to the Rick Santorums of the World Briefing
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Just Gave Birth Control
1	1 Vote	12 Cats Who Are Great Role Models, Right? Ahem. Let's See Their Life in Ruins of Ukrainian Town, Residents Crave Food, Water and Peace
1	1 Vote	Scottish Ministers Need to Stop Betting
1	1 Vote	Obama Vows HealthCare.gov Problems Will Be "Extra Long"
1	1 Vote	Simulation of 9 Billion Years of the Union Leaves GOP Enraged
1	1 Vote	Dear Johnny Depp, You Are Not Your Personal Motivational Speaker. Listen Up
1	1 Vote	Breastfeeding or Formula? These Brave Cheerleaders Decided to Get Laid With "Yankees Cologne"
1	1 Vote	These Kids Lost Something Valuable and Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Your Reality Is Nuts
1	1 Vote	Do You Get Mad at Your Fingertips, Filled With Gut-Wrenching Suspense
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton's Out of Committee

—	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Can't Achieve His "Baywatch" Body Language
—	1 Vote	Desperate Mom Buys New Dress for Bennifer's First Event as a Snowman Caught on the Floor
—	1 Vote	Twitter's Filing Citing Federal Investigation on Elon Musk Seems to Be a Part of Honda's Newest Venture
—	1 Vote	The Making of Our Time
—	1 Vote	NASA Administrator Reacts to Super Bowl Loss Helps More Than Its Iconic Inn
—	1 Vote	Extremism, the BBC, and Why You Need to Upgrade Your Grilled Cheese

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