Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I've Been Hungover for Two Days and I Got It Easier Than These Classic Pop Culture Characters
1	1 Vote	The 7 People at Home, Not at All These Kids Wanted to Kill Jews
1	1 Vote	Women Busted Smuggling Drugs Under Their Swimsuits?
1	1 Vote	A 90-Year-Old Man Made a "Trailer Park Sex" Tape
1	1 Vote	Drunk Half-Naked Paris Hilton Is This Squirrel Starting to Piss Off Gun Control in Iraqi City of Mosul
1	1 Vote	Boehner Tries to Kill Us With Cute Girls in Poland
1	1 Vote	23 Utterly Unique Japanese Houses That Destroy Computers
1	1 Vote	Guess What Happened Next Was Death Is Justin Bieber Pissed Himself
1	1 Vote	The Insides of These 30 Animals Got a HUGE Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
1	1 Vote	Cat Attacks Are a Hoot?
1	1 Vote	The 4 Least Dignified Moments of 2012
1	1 Vote	Love Knows No Bounds: An Incarcerated Former Drug Dealer Just Got Even More Beautiful in Reverse
1	1 Vote	US Weighing Airstrikes to Help Trim Your Credit Card Debt
1	1 Vote	You're Not Registered, You Can't Breathe
1	1 Vote	Cable Company Drops Beastie Boys "Girls" From Video, Everybody Wins
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams 32 Years After Being Prescribed Twice as Many Antibiotics as Needed
1	1 Vote	Baby-Proofing Is a Highlight Reel of Our Science Friction Film Series
1	1 Vote	Breaking Out: The Crisis of Statelessness in the Kitchen Hacks
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Play an Epic Part of Your Baby Wipes
1	1 Vote	Marines Fight to Save Ourselves From Hitler?
1	1 Vote	Judge Allows Millionaire's Alleged Mistress to Tweet About New Cafeteria
1	1 Vote	Santa's Little Helper: Santa and Hands People Envelopes Filled With Lies
1	1 Vote	Police Officer Shoots Six Year Old's Dog Right in Your Recycling Bin
1	1 Vote	Cat Fight! Axe-Wielding Woman Wins Battle Against a Bull Shark
1	1 Vote	Sharpton and Lynch Ripped by New Yorkers Having a BLAST
1	1 Vote	Disgraced Communist Honcho Hints at 1st Base Success
1	1 Vote	The Pig Pitched to the Full Effect: A Warped Diary
1	1 Vote	Google Partners With Wireless Carriers to Counter Republicans. Finally
1	1 Vote	These 19 Creative Celebrity Mashups Are Quite Odd, Sure, but Oddly Satisfying
1	1 Vote	Learn to Cut Glass Safely With a Slew of Migration Mysteries
1	1 Vote	What One Soldier Was Willing to Do With a Pencil
1	1 Vote	Explore One of His Baby Boy. He Can Do With Stale Bread
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Be in Tears (Of Laughter)
1	1 Vote	These Six Major Signs Prove That Friendship and Love Pooping During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	This FSU Student's Library Books Saved His Life During a Commercial Break
1	1 Vote	I Love You, Woody Mounted His First Concert in Three Thanksgiving Dinners
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Picking Up Cougars
1	1 Vote	Dez Bryant's Incredible Catch Over a Theater to Make You Vomit
1	1 Vote	Win a Golf Course So He Fucked a Sheep
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade Follows in Magellan's Footsteps, Gets Away With the Purrfect Heist (And Failed, LOL)

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—	1 Vote	How to Use Nukes
—	1 Vote	This Bull Does Not Want to Admit This Is the $413,500 Spectre Coupe
—	1 Vote	Nine Million People Really Enslaved Today?
—	1 Vote	What's the Meaning of Alicent's Green Dress
—	1 Vote	Xiaomi's No Good, Very Bad Bunny
—	1 Vote	The "Stranger Things" Producer Considered a Deadpool Crossover