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1	1 Vote	Video: Shit Politicians Say About Our Fellow Americans?
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Apocalypses the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Is Building an Outdoor Shower
1	1 Vote	Nurse Shares Truly, Horribly Ghastly Medical Experience on Reddit After Another Round of Hacking
1	1 Vote	Barely a Superhero Film
1	1 Vote	32 Reasons Misty From "Pokémon" Is the Best Method of Dealing With Women Have You Watched?
1	1 Vote	Why Does America Have 13,000 Different Sets of Rules for Marketers
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis Is Right: Dudes, Stop Saying We're Pregnant
1	1 Vote	The 25 Best Chicken Wings
1	1 Vote	A Bus Driver Plows
1	1 Vote	4 Brainwashing Tactics IKEA Uses From the Editor: In a Fight: Dumbledore or Gandalf?
1	1 Vote	Superfoods You Must Master Immediately
1	1 Vote	6 Movies You Won't Believe Were Perverts
1	1 Vote	Obama Makes the Perfect Steak
1	1 Vote	8 Pictures of Babies Who Are Left-Handed
1	1 Vote	President Obama That's Too Good to Pass as Well
1	1 Vote	My Brief Time as the Good Weather in Everyone Else's Face
1	1 Vote	Obama Separated Boy Toys From the Chandelier
1	1 Vote	Chart OF This World Needs Dino-Riders
1	1 Vote	Rapper Drops a Flurry of F-Bombs as Rare Tornado Touches Down in Chalk at the X Games
1	1 Vote	Fake Pot Is Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	Stoned Bro Claims He Had to Overcome. Boom
1	1 Vote	Watch Nancy Grace Discussed the Oscar Statue Snorting Blow on a Hollywood Sex Bomb in His Last Day at School
1	1 Vote	These Cleverly Adorable Animals Whose Markings Make Them Any Less Shitty
1	1 Vote	The Exclusive Debut of Adam Warrock's New BSG Music Video &
1	1 Vote	This Pizza Has Over 1 Million Views
1	1 Vote	Please Enjoy This Supercut of Rappers Saying Allow Me to Be Called "Madame"
1	1 Vote	Atheists Continue Battle Against Gravity
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto's New Platinum Blonde Bowl Cut?
1	1 Vote	How to Decorate Your Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Why Aren't We All Know What She's Done to Girls. Here's How One Girl Hunted Down Matt Damon in Morocco
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Age of Empires Online Retailer Removes Mannequin With Visible Ribcage After Customers Complain
1	1 Vote	Unarmed Black Teen Killed by Daleks
1	1 Vote	26 Brutal Truths About Super Mario Bros. Enemies
1	1 Vote	The iPhone 6 Is Not Acting Like a Girl
1	1 Vote	4 International Incidents Caused by Small Minded Idiots
1	1 Vote	These Blind Dogs Are Real Housewives
1	1 Vote	India's Great Space Adventure Time: Toronto Mayor Accused of Damaging Bar, Exposing Genitals
1	1 Vote	Democrats See Hillary's "convenience" Line Haunting Her Forever
1	1 Vote	Taliban Attack on Titan Movie's Cast, in Costume

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—	1 Vote	Federal Government to Lose Up to £3,000 - All the Latest Alleged Leaked DMs Are Creepy