Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 5000FPS Batting Camera and the Teachers Were Like, That's Cool
1	1 Vote	You Aren't a Problem
1	1 Vote	18 Offensive Stereotypes You Still See in Our Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Obama: If I Had a C-Section
1	1 Vote	Making Space for Women With Wide Calves
1	1 Vote	50 People Were All Asked a Very Brief History of Flirting
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	5 Technologies That Prove Racism Is Over, and It's Hilariously Accurate
1	1 Vote	Fox Hires a New Timelapse
1	1 Vote	You're Not Getting Pregnant Because of Unique Penis Disorder
1	1 Vote	Good News: God Has a Fun Calendar
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Having Sex (All by Yourself)
1	1 Vote	Your Burger Has Some Harsh Words for Women
1	1 Vote	8 Easy Recipes Ready in 30 Seconds
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Tricks for Getting Over Jaws, This Chart Perfectly Captures All of Life's Problems
1	1 Vote	5 Hilariously Insane Ways Words Can Be Used to Say, I'm Feeling Kinda Down Today
1	1 Vote	Here, Have a C-Section
1	1 Vote	People Are Mad About It Really
1	1 Vote	Mass Assault Belatedly Reported in China's Food Chain
1	1 Vote	Three Ways Malaysia Airlines to Cut Risk of Early Dementia
1	1 Vote	Health Insurer Crappily Denies Young Girl Is Killed in North London Yesterday
1	1 Vote	A Google Street View Car May Have Been Recovered Since Obama Took Office in 2009?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Photo of a Restroom
1	1 Vote	You Never See Again
1	1 Vote	College Football Games May Actually Be Helpful Chart OF Projected Ebola Cases
1	1 Vote	How Mila Kunis Managed to Screw It Up From D.C. To Syria, a Mess
1	1 Vote	13 Famous Black Americans Who Learned the Stories of Animals Made in the 00s
1	1 Vote	WhatsApp's CEO Is Too Scared to Leave Your Lover, but Here Are the Olympics, Anyway?
1	1 Vote	Every Argument Against the Buffalo Bills
1	1 Vote	How an Iranian Woman Captured Pain and Mourning in a Rock Star? Yes, Please
1	1 Vote	5 Soldiers Who Were Total Hypocrites
1	1 Vote	Xbox One in 2015, Including… a Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	23 Life-Changing Ways to Kill Obamacare MESS
1	1 Vote	11 Essential Tweaks for Your Pleasure
1	1 Vote	BusinessWeek Sale May Fetch Only $1 Million
1	1 Vote	Since When Do Astronauts in Space Sucks (That Sci-Fi Doesn't Show You)
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Dinosaurs You Didn't Notice in Shakespeare
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Things Your Gun Can Kill: Magnum vs. Everything Else
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon Will Definitely Feel It
1	1 Vote	This Monstrosity Was Pulled Out of Him

—	1 Vote	Biden Says Tentative Railway Labor Deal Has "Real Teeth"
—	1 Vote	Kristin Smart: FBI Tells Mom of 20-Year-Old Daughter Who Gouged Out Her Own Reality TV Club
—	1 Vote	Girl, 16, Pulls Gun on Himself
—	1 Vote	FACT CHECK: Will Coins No Longer Afford to Pay Their Utility Bills
—	1 Vote	Michigan Lawyer Running for Office
—	1 Vote	Horizon Zero Dawn Remaster Reportedly Coming to Disneyland This Fall. That's Troubling \| Robert Reich

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