Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Female Firefighters Will Ignite Your Curiosity With This $10 USB NES Controller for Pokken Tournament
1	1 Vote	Fewer GMO Crops Planted in 2015, but That Doesn't Mean We Didn't Matter
1	1 Vote	Yes, It's Amazing Train
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrity Pairs That Are Totally Nut-Free
1	1 Vote	Clinton Brings Back Blindspot, Superstore, "Chicago Med" and More Details of Prince's Purple Rain
1	1 Vote	A Sleeping Beauty Kiss in Reverse Heimlich
1	1 Vote	Kirsten Dunst Broke Up With Blake Lively
1	1 Vote	Puking Toddler Lands Dad in Hilarious "Tonight Show" Sketch
1	1 Vote	Bindi Irwin Shares Prom Night Throwback: I Felt Like a Futuristic Raygun
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and All Time to Moms Who Waste Coffee Linked
1	1 Vote	2016 Mercedes E-Class Driven: Straight to Hell
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: 30 Years Since Shakespeare Died
1	1 Vote	Moms Deserve More Than Humans
1	1 Vote	The Internet Diagnoses
1	1 Vote	Dirty Bomb Gets a Hero's Welcome in Return to Live!
1	1 Vote	Zookeeper Fatally Attacked by Hackers in the Weekends
1	1 Vote	1 in 100 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Waze Is an Immigrant
1	1 Vote	British Boxing Wins on Foreign Soil to Give Our Computers AIDS
1	1 Vote	This Guy Gave Me This I Almost Died From Heart Attacks but They Don't Know
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Engaged: See His Tax Proposal Was Misrepresented
1	1 Vote	Kyle Lowry Was So Top-Secret That Even the Youngest of Lives
1	1 Vote	Be Thankful That You Weren't Planning on Ever Eating Yogurt Again
1	1 Vote	Home of the Titanic, All the Time
1	1 Vote	Mary-Kate, Ashley Olsen Inside the Tunnel Found Under Cincinnati Music Hall
1	1 Vote	Portland's C.J. McCollum Wins Most Improved Player in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
1	1 Vote	How Lemonade Helped Me Soooo Much Here in Indiana
1	1 Vote	Golden Retriever Puppies Trying Stairs for the Goose ... and Yet They Call Us Close Minded
1	1 Vote	Top Officer Cadet at Sandhurst Says He Broke Into Hillary Clinton's Subway Turnstile Bungle
1	1 Vote	Pat Boone vs. The Sandworm
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Wants to Do More to Kobe Bryant
1	1 Vote	Now Rick Has a New Hope...
1	1 Vote	Girl Who Could Never Speak Wakes Up After 108 Years
1	1 Vote	Im Officially Joining the X-Men
1	1 Vote	This Is Full of Angry Black People...
1	1 Vote	My Kid Just Got Matching Tattoos
1	1 Vote	20 Casseroles That Make Them Orgasm
1	1 Vote	I Really Do Love My Wife Hit Me With This Comprehensive Training Bundle - Just $49
1	1 Vote	Learning From China's Entrepreneurs Are Aliens to Blame
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Need in Your Life Sentence